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>>36645140
>is it better to be sad and alone
>or find a qt to fall in love with

Well fuck anon, I don't fucking know, you tell me?

>>36645210
Better to be sad and alone

>>36645210
that doesn't mean the qt's love would be reciprocal

hope you don't mind having your money stolen or your qt sneaking in BBC guests while you're at work

i defend myself by never leaving the house

>>36645080
Why should I defend myself? If someone tries to kill me I'd be eternally grateful

I defend myself by living in and working in secure areas in which I can trust that I am reasonably safe

That being said I completely understand the viewpoint of those who choose to carry weapons or do not have the ability to feel as safe as I can in their lives

>>36645062
OP is gay

Origanoli

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As I have stated before, if you cannot reply to at least ONE of the two weekly letters I send out, PLEASE do not leave an email! I need a response to know if you're reading or not!

It's probably more effort then most of you are used to but if you can't be bothered to comment, just don't do it.

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>>36645095
And again just like this jokester here, I cannot accept anyone under the age of 20! I would like mature people please!

just be amish

>>36645005

whats the current currency exchange rate for black cock?

just be muslim

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A wise man once said

>>36644989
She's ugly blox

>>36644989
Serious question isnt she (he) a man? Also if she has a penis any pics? I picture it being a rosey pink and nice limp.

Yeah man! Except I'm /longdistance/ until we can move in together at the end of the year

>>36645033
Sorry to break it to you but she's probably fucking someone else

>>36645183
How would you even come close to putting odds on that knowing nothing about us

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having fun

Listening to I'm Blue on repeat and playing video games.

>>36644822
Playing with toys and shit.
Also remember playing Army Man 1 alot.
Damn i loved that game.

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l00k at this

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dude spassing out, and the girl is still down

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confidence doesn't matter that much desu

>>36644597
One that talks to me.

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>>36644597
has a penis.

origami

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>>36644597
i just want someone who genuinely cares about me as much as i care about her. why is it so hard to find someone whos not selfish/narcissistic...

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>>36644592
>How do i find a femdom gf? None of that /GFD/ shit.
You already know. You don't.

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>>36644611
anon pls i need luv. hard love

>>36644592
you don't find them. they find you.

>>36644591
I'd like to think I'm a little of both, but I'm probably just autistic.

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>>36644671
I'm the same way. Tell me, why would someone with such a high IQ frequent such a reatrded website?

I'm a Jew and I don't believe I'm clever... Maybe slightly autistic though.

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give him a glasgow kiss

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>>36644760
>give him a glasgow kiss
what is that

>>36644546
knock the cunt out

bitchtits

>>36644530
just accept it and roll in some fat poon

>>36644530
Send moar fatties, but probs not any bigger than that. That seems about the hard limit, ya feel me?

>>36644530
She's actually quite yummy. Doing her would feel good.

>>36644529
Step 1: Actually have autism

>>36644529
You need several years of treatment by a licensed physician and then you need to go be screened by a government employed physician.

Why anyone would want to be a NEET on welfare is beyond me anyway. You were born lucky enough to be normal and have the privilege to go to work and earn a living every day yet you want to be a loser instead? Fuck off.

>>36644780
>play vidya and fap all day
>get money
i'm pretty sure that's why

Fuck, i typed stories twice. Just ignore that

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All the girls that showed any affection towards me always moved away

LIFE TOOK THEM AWAY FROM ME

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Made myself look like a complete retard a few times throughout high school.

Never recovered.