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>>35623937
>le transsex submissive high sex drive meme
>needed to become transsex to make courage to say/do/live in a sexual way
oh shit nigga get a life people are becoming tired of this shit already

>>35624022
this

fuck off with your bs OP

>>35624022
My sex drive is actually very low from hrt. I have no self esteem and I don't want to work or participate in society and living and serving someone would give my life meaning. Being like a live in maid/butler is ideal

>>35623915
Maybe because conservative girls aren't vapid degenerate whores

>>35623943
Yeah how's your life OP? It's one thing to understand and appreciate conservative values and another to actually reflect them in your life. Something I found out the hard way with a conservative girl in college, when I descovered how much of a degenerate I actually am / was.

>>35623943
This desu. Redpilled people have standards.

>>35623914
i know that feel. 23 year old NEET who didnt finish high school and hasnt worked for longer than 3 months my whole life. i dont even want to get better i just want money so i can live and people will leave me the fuck alone

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>>35623914
>parents won't pay for me to get my dick cut off even though i told them that obama said i have a legitimate illness

>>35623914

>expecting your parents to pay for things after 18

Just kill yourselves already and ease their burden.

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>guy in the pic
>mfw

I guess i just got brown fever

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>>35624229

>tfw no fembot gf with brown fever

You're probably a fag anyways

>>35624229
I'm white and I think middle-eastern men are pretty handsome. The well-kept bearded look is very good.
>tfw no SAA bf

>>35623883
shoplifting maybe but then i'd have to leave my house
probably just find a movie to watch and download it illegally
failing that probably a spot of child porn, credit card fraud and dealing cocaine
go away mr fbi

>you have to commit a crime
>else you'll be arrested
I'm not sure you know how this works.

Public masturbation

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>>35623871
>wojak posters

>>35623871


Everyone has a their own talents; yours might be the ability to be offended by success in others, and to feel the bite of disappointment more harshly than anyone else on the planet.

>>35623871
i'm good at math. is that a talent?

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get drunk

eat a shit ton

I'm sad

Uqsjvskq

>>35623807
I'm bored of my faggots too.

>>35623779
Let's start this off with some dick touching.

>>35623779
Suck each other off
fasdggssa

tell him an autistic joke, post picture of his face after

>>35623778
absolutely wtf how are you even considering it you disgusting degenerate

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if ya want mouth aids

>hooker tries talking you into eating her out
>you have to delicately refuse

>is a new commercial product the work of profit minded people or delusional faggots with garbage tier degrees?
hmm, I wonder

>>35623755
>porky rebrands a product to appeal to hipsters
>somehow this has anything to do with socialism

>>35623755
No

Origami origami my post is originali

I could fucking go on for hours on end.

>>35623754
green text the most heartwrenching one.

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>>35623817
None of em are particularly heart wrenching, they were just me being too dense. But I'll do a quick one

>about 15 yrs old
>hanging out at Park with a couple friends
>we're climbing around the wood play place thing trying not to touch the ground
>some girl shows up at the park
>friends seem to know her and we let her play
>she keeps hanging around me and being close
>I get the feeling she's ga familiar but I have a bad memory about some things
>we play all day and it's clear to everyone but me she likes me
>I keep ignoring her or responding in short replies
>after a few hours she has to go
>before she leaves she asks me to hug her out of nowhere
>tell her no because I don't know her
>she looks sad and leaves
>after ask friend who she was
>he sighs and gives me a weird look

Turns out her dad was friends with mine and I'd actually met her a few times before that. Every situation is me being dense and only realizing when it's too late. This has happened at least 20 times

>>35623651
So go join a monastery.
I'm not joking, if the material life wasn't meant for you, you should seek greater things.

>28 and all your friends are getting married
>show up single to weddings
>random old bag asks "how come you don't have a girlfriend"

>>35623675
Besides all the chanting and crap. I basically live a monks existence anyways.
I dont do drugs
I dont drink alcohol
I dont fuck sluts
I dont own fancy shit
I dont eat our ever
I dont wear nice clothes
I cant afford anything.

>>35623647
Give me 50$ and I will tell you.

>>35623647
there are none. you have to take a supervised MENSA test.
i did it.

Give me 40$ and I will tell you.

>>35623636
What's worse in public, visible boner or getting wet? How much would you fantasize if nobody could tell you're aroused? How much would you masturbate if you could keep going shortly after climax and without the need to clean up a mess that would otherwise leave horrible stains and quite quickly start to reek absolutely rotten?

How much would you masturbate if people paid top dollar to see you do it through a webcam? Would you replace your chair with a sybian?

>>35624091
>he doesn't know how badly vaginas stink

>>35624091
I'd probably die of dehydration within a week

>>35623468
I've been trying to remember what the name of this show was for the longest time, thanks anon.
I'm a phonefag so can't draw

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I'm dumb phonefag scum, never seen the show, drunk and shit at art.
Rate.

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>>35623468
i cant draw her too well desu