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>tfw normie
>tfw have friends
>tfw have a gf
>tfw better than all of you faggots
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Why don't you say that to my face?
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>>35163669
>tfw bait
>tfw nobody like that would ever consider posting on this board
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>born on commune to ex-flower child parents who send me to rudolf steiner pedagogy school
>they tell me i can do whatever i want vehemently hoping i turn out a transvestite of all things
>im 10 and my dad's giving the usual adderall pitch in the car and one day out pops a handful of these time-released capsules and he says when i was your age i prayed to god these would fall out of the sky
>yanotsosurethatstruedad.why
>both of them work for yahoo btw
>i dont really catch much "tail" as they say and parents notice this and one day they invite my gay friend over
>dad pats me on the shoulder and says "hes a bastard child" and smiles at me like jim carey or one of those actors would and says bye
>we play pickup sticks for about 2 hours and he has this handicapped mental jerk that makes him say "treat yourself" like every 4 minutes
I'm in hot water. Anyone else live in this shit part of the country?
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>>35163589
what the fuck originally
hey I said it was origina
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>>35163589
That aint no mental jerk, he wants you to treat yourself baby
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Hey, /r9k/, been thinking of gaying up with one of my best friends after I break up with my fat normie gf.
>be me, 21 yo chubby failed normie
>friend is 3 days younger than me, thinner but otherwise pretty much like me
>we both are intelligent enough to see no problem with being bi
I just don't want to weird up the friendship and lose a soul brother. Just want something chill, hang out like always, blaze it and start sucking and jerking each other while watching FilthyFrank.
Any thoughts, robots? Have you experienced something like this before?
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Dont do it op.
Itll never work.
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>>35163448
Its just a bit of dick fun between two friends right? YOLO
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>>35163448
It could work. Best of luck with it if you do decide to go through with your plans.
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Going to try to dream about a gf again.
Goodnight everyone!
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>>35163440
Alright. Check your thread in the morning!
>it will be archived
Spend well puppers!
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Your post just gave me a flashback to a forgotten memory as a kid. There was some anime I was watching on toonami with this qt in it. I remember trying my hardest to concentrate and get her to come into my dream and it worked. I've never been in love since that dream. Can't remember the anime
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drive is garbage
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Google's drive?
I like it. Got 300GB for free
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>>35163353
is the author of this master piece known? shit is pretty well drawn.
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Girl at work told me that I was funny and smart and nice and that I needed to get a girlfriend. She told me it wasnt good for me and humans cant be alone forever. I told her that its not really my choice girls just dont like me. She said theres nothing wrong with me and i said then why dont you settle for me? She literally just shrugged.
I mean, what the fuck does she expect me to say?
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you put her on the spot bro
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>>35162748
She wants you to be happy anon. But she doesn't want to be the one that has to bite the bullet to do it. You're a grenade. But there is no one around she needs to jump on you for.
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>>35162748
Good on you for having the balls to ask her that. If a girl told me that I'd just say thanks.
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>start thinking about a girl who was instrested in me 4 years ago
>remember that she was a turbo slut that gave me(Fucking beta) anxiety because everytime she took 3hrs to reply I knew she was getting fucked good by some chad
>start having those knots in my stomach
Thought I got rid of that years ago... Fuuuuuck.
Please. Anyone else gone through this?
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>muscovy duck
disgusting.
also, florida?
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>>35162767
Yeh, Florida
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>>35162767
Here's some more
Original research and I have no problem with this article and not post
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>hanging out with friend
>his sister has her friends over
>talk to them during dinner and go shopping with them
>they want to buy clothes and girly stuff while my friend and I go buy games and electronic shit afterward
>the girls are from out of town and have now left
>friend tells me they were talking about me after I left and saying I was funny and shit
How do I pursue this opportunity, without it being weird with my friend and his sister? The girls are also from out of town so I can't really meet up with them alone or contact and meet up with them easily.
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>>35162707
fuck off yu dumb normo
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>>35162707
>Be yourself
>Don't be a fucking pedo, which scares them off
>Keep doing whatever you're doing. Maybe ask your sis for help.
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>>35162766
I was actually pretty drunk at the time and his family invited me over for dinner because they knew I was alone on a holiday.
>>35162797
I think one was older than me and the other was about my age. They were my friend's sister's friends, not my sister's. They've left town and I can't really contact them. How am I supposed to make advances?
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Why is so hard to find a bf like Tate? Yeah I'm a girl with needs.
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>that shirt
back to tumblr with you
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Because he's a ghost
Haha I just spoiled a popular 6 year old show
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Tate was the worst Evan Peters character to choose as a husbando, for fuck's sake the retarded Frankenstein was better.
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Are Middle Eastern women the hottest?
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>>35162627
I'd imagine they feel pretty hot in burqa under the scorching middle-eastern daylight.
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omg please stop.. bottomless girl, portuguese gf girl, diana zambrozuski, now this... my cock is going to explode
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>>35162665
Kek, a decent amount of air blown through my nose at that.
TINDER IS AWESOME!! Why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND to lose your VIRGINITY?? It's so easy whats stopping you? I'm being serious
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I already lost my virginity a long time ago, and I didn't need an app to do it.
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>>35162512
>its another thinly veiled dating app commercial thread
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>>35162557
nice gondola image anon
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Can someone please telepathically fill my body with poison and give me the sweet release of death?
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>started coughing
>hopes suddenly go up at the thought of having tuberculosis
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>>35162498
Uuuuck. Why are you so lazy. Just take the initiative.
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>>35162602
Just go to Toys R Us and buy an assault rifle. If you live in America, it is literally that simple.
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>tfw you'll never have a pale sultry Portuguese gf with jet-black hair or orange hair
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>tfw you'll never eat and fuck that ass
feels bad man
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>>35162444
The tuga models have incredible pale ass
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>>35162459
do you have any pics of her pretty pink asshole? I'd love to stuff my face in it
What's your mental illness, r9k?
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>>35162441
Rather than taking a ratchet test online i got diagnosed with autism
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What the fuck is wrong with me
oregano
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omegle interests are fixed. Time for an omegle thread
Tags: r9k, r9komegle
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Bampity bamp.
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>>35162249
im encountering you fucks but none of you talk?