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if I have alot of ambitions, does that make me attractive?
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No. Being attractive makes you attractive.
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>>37999385
if they are worth something , maybe maybe not idk
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>>37999416
I want to be rich, working on building a company

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Come one come all and share some music

Original Robot Artists are highly aught after for this thread but if you don't have any music you've made then just link some robot tier music instead. Or go record something right now and upload it so we can listen

Here's one of my favorite psychosis educing songs Cyclops by The Libertines


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2NqS3aFMI
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s00HRbB8K13C

original artist from last nights thread

quite depressingly comfy
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>>37999370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z1fG2DvfDY

Vocaroo is a really bad program to record through
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>>37999628
>>37999370

But apparentlly its pretty alright if you just upload shit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ld33wwQU8I

>tfw no Hindustani gf
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>>37999366
Pajeets are trash though
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>>38000098
Brown girls are cute and pure
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>tfw the girl I was supposed to marry fucked a white dude

Thank goodness I'm a man.
She's been kicked out of the community and shunned by her dad and relatives.

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fembot here. I'm lonely and want attention. You all will give it to me right? You all say you hate roasties but every fembot thread seems to get 200+ replies. I want a bf so bad. You all are so pathetic you'll reply to me even though I've said all this.


so will you give me attention, or prove me wrong?
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>>37999359
Well if you want a bf:
age?
location?
interests?
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Another typical faggot OP. If you really want a boyfriend how about you don't belittle the only people willing to date you.
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Spread your legs for chad you roastie slut desu

unless you're a virgin, but you wont be for long with this blatant attentionwhoring.

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>tfw turned 30 and no one wished me happy birthday except for mom
>tfw dad is dead
>tfw wageslave
>tfw no friends
>tfw still virgin
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Congrats on being a wizard
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>>37999357
don't worry you will be visited by 4 ghosts tonight and gain inhuman wizard powers
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I wish you an unhappy and unpleasant birthday !
Here's my present

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When was the last time you went outside, /r9k/? How do you socialize with others?
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I go to a bar or record stores or the mall, go buy shit and people will like you or at least keep you around.
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>outside
today, went to the bank to deposit money and mailed a check and went for a walk, about to go for another
>how do you socialize
Saw my dad the other day, I go eat with him about once every three months. I have a 4 hour a week job I got through a mental health center where I don't talk much, and I spend most of my time either imagining I'm talking with someone or post on 4chan.
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>>37999353
I made an investment in records and it's finally paying off. I'm probably going to get fucked in the market, I knew I was, but at least there's a market. It's just that the owner is just fucking stacking wax and making a long term bet on the economy. I always get fucked.

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hey gay /pol, I've just had an experience that made me feel like shit instead of the usual bored apathy.

So I decided to unleash my internal artist, and since my (suicide) triggering would be boring to draw anyway, I'm going to ask:

What recently gave you a "Suicides internally" moment? Like the screams internally meme, but with suicide. Insults and meta bait is welcome, but good meme material is preferred.

If your story is memeable enough it shall be memeed

the gay pol part is bait

Pic unrelated but that's the quality.
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so drawthread?
ooriginal
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>>37999269
can you be a bit clearer u inarticulate fuck?
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>>37999518
What recently gave you a "Suicides internally" moment?

>>37999457
I'm not even going to draw anything fine

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Ayy who /paedo/ here?
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>>37999182
depends how paedo we talkin about. i like well developed pubescent girls @ 14+
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Is pic related paed?
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>>37999231
Yeah thats fair enough senpai

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Who here /onlypretending?/ I have a gf and make 110k.
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>tfw you get invited to a robot discord and become mod instantly for your shitposts
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>>37999150
what do you gain from coming to an image board and pretending to be a loser?
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>>37999150
jokes on you, i have 2 gfs and make 111k

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I know that this board is home to a few schizophrenics.

Are there any drugs I can do that have a low possibility of me going crazy?

I need an escape of sorts and drugs are optimal for that purpose. However I don't ruin my semi-sane mind completely.
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Just have a friend tie you to your bed, place a few tabs of acid under your tongue, shut the lights off, and leave you for a couple hours.
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>>37999101
benzos/benzo analogs
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.5g dab of pink predator or a bar (10mg) of xan. feels like a softer, fluffier coma and you won't feel pinned when you come down.

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>Man I think I have autism
>Jesus I have shizo. aswell!
>I wasnt at a doctor yet but I'm pretty sure I have this XD
Why do normans want to be ill?
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They're just ubderrage
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>>37999017
It's always attention whores wanting to gain sympathy
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>>37999017
Makes them seem quirky or interesting
Or its a cop out to excuse retarded behavior

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If there are so many fembots , why are they not dating us robots? Instead we have two groups of lost souls.

P-please, give me a chance im so lonely.
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It's because fembots are ugly.
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Before someone says "because they're already taken!"
Fembots do not have a relationship. Only femanons do.
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>>37998928
fembots don't exist and all the so-called fembots have been all but been banned from this board.

don't encourage that shit again.

sage.

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>"Yo senpai we bout to fuck dis wite bitch, you want in?"

What do you say?
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I'll make fruit punch for everyone. You're going to be dehydrated after all that exercise.
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Don't you guys think it's kind of gay for 5 men to be naked and horny together with only one woman present?
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>>37998894
>cut out the BBCs
dropped

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Should I say fuck all to what my parents think and hitchhike across the USA?
I unironically believe it is the only way to save myself from a life of NEET-hood since I will be separated from the comforts of my home life for the duration of the trip, which could very well last half a year.
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is this the sequel gif?

orignalla comentao
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There no reason not to it's not like you have a job,mortgage or kids.So you might as well go for it anon
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>>37998877
There's no such thing as hitchhiking anymore. Even if there were, you'd probably end up sucking dick at truck stops.

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My cat died today. (brown)
She had an infection on her head and couldn't afford the care so she was "put to sleep".
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:(
poor thing, I'm sorry anon.
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>>37998856
Very sad. RIP :(
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>caring about an animal when there are humans dying of hunger on the streets

Shiggy

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