I HAVE A COLD SO MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO THE CIRCUS WITHOUT ME
I WANT TO GO TO THE CIRCUS WITH GRAHAM, LEIA, MICHAEL, AND SARAH
I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY I'M LONELY
I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE
I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE CIRCUS WITH MY BEST FRIENDS IS THAT SO MUCH MORE TO ASK FOR WHY DID I HAVE TO GET SICK WHY!!!!!!!!
why dont any of you care about me!!!
i posted this thread for some COMPASSION!!!!
NOT TO JUST BE IGNORED!!!!!
But it's summer. You have a hot not a cold, silly.
>>37388538
sorry i was looking at another thread. are you too sick to go or something? evidently not sick enough to be posting on 4chan.
do you need me to nurse you back to health?
let's escape this life together
>>37387632
Add the link to the CYOA's if you're gonna make this thread here. https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>37387663
thanks! will make sure to keep that in mind
>>37387632
With this one I made a super autistic and elaborate "plan" to become an unstoppable Lovecraftian deity
Bros.... i think that i least find the perfect girl (male) for me.
but she don't even know that i exist, we don't even speak the same language.
How can i make him understand that i love her
pLS help me this is probably my only chance to stop being a 39 KVS
You are a broken individual and need to fix your other problems before you go looking for love in the asshole of a feminine man.
>>37387239
>ywn have a petite and cute feminine benis
why even live at this point
As a tranny is this the aesthetic I should go for?
dating is actually fucking impossible. especially online dating. it's just impossible. if this is the only way to get a girlfriend, it will NEVER happen.
what's the point of trying when literally every girl in the universe has a million guys vying for their attention? they all have options, why the fuck would they choose me? it's a rigged game dude
>>37387093
>online dating
>impossible
literally wha? just play a game with a girl and go from there
see pic related
Online dating is for Chad. You need to get a GF through friends, in person.
>>37387292
>Online dating is for Chads
this is a lie and you know it.
*yawwwwwwwwwnn*
Well, that was a good nap. Too bad wagecucks cannot enjoy it whenever they want because they're too busy slaving away for extra income that they spend on stupid shit while rationalizing it on funny quotes such as "muh contribution to society."
I don't think a big TV or fancy cars contribute to society.
I've had two weeks off from work, I go back on Thursday.
I've been bored out of my mind, just playing videogames, jacking off and writing/reading.
Leisure time is great, but too much of it is just as bad as too little. I can't wait to get back to work.
>>37387016
Nice meem, you meemfeend! Really makes you think!
>This is the man you elected to lead the country
No it isn't. I don't even live on your shitty continent.
And what is wrong with this? Sounds like you are still bitter your withered old hag lost.
>>37386959
I was a Bernie supporter.
t. Autisitc Leo
Best of both worlds senpai
>>37386808
This isnt homestuckkk
>>37386808
I hope we don't. It's fucking retraded and some people are dumb enough to fall for it's meme.
Some girl asked me for my sign. Pisces. She didnt believe me at first, apparently i dont act like one. What are pisces like anon?
Is this just an ARG or is it real?
ARG. Next question.
>>37386857
you realize since the site claims to be a life insurance company it is liable to be the subject of legal action should someone die and their family tries to contact said company?
>>37386921
That depends on the jurisdictional and contractual particularities of the situation. Next question.
Why are Jews literally the most beautiful women in the world?
>Hmmm who could possibly be behind this post?
>>37386672
Isn't the third one a latina
they're not and all of those have had plastic surgery
We can all agree this is the best show tv has to offer, right?
fuck off lindelof your show is horrible
>>37386504
Sorry /tv/ but I didn't watch this show.
>>37386513
What is your favorite tv show then faggot?
>>37386524
You should, It's literally one of the greatest shows created.
I feel like I have a connection with this crawdad on a deep level for some reason.
Post images that resonate with you, stuff that makes you think, stuff that makes you feel, anything at all.
this is my spirit meme
it is my guiding force of life
it was always there with me
but then someone put words to it so i could communicate
Autism shoe, kitten, reflection in the window of outdoor greenery, the strange scar on the person's wrist, it all comes together so compelling. I feel like I could talk for days about all the subtle shit going on.
I think this sums up most peoples live pretty well.
These two are brothers.
cruel how chad threw his brother under the bus to inflate his own ego
normies truly are disgusting
>>37386068
They'd look pretty much the same of fatty lost weight
>>37386123
Lol, no they wouldn't, look at the difference in nose, hairline, height, mouth, chin, brow ridge... The other one wouldn't even come close to the Chad.
>Being a Manlet
>Being a Chinlet
>Being a Hairlet
>Being a Dicklet
>tfw im everything of that
>>37386016
>tfw 2 out of 4 probably will be 3 when I start aginig
>>37386016
>Being a Hairlet
it's feels worse than my relatives dying......
Lads I just had the worst experience of my whole life. It was absolutely terrifying.
I'm 19 and a virgin. I was in Central London and feeling very horny, sitting in Starbucks just looking at all these women and I was literally throbbing in my jeans.
So I decided to go to a phonebox and try and get a hooker's number. Found one that said "Lusty English Rose Tina" then her number. I called it up and she told me to come to a flat round the corner.
I got there and it was a guy, I assumed it was her pimp or something. I went into the flat and the guy instantly locked the door and then two other guys came out. They were only speaking in Spanish.
I thought I was just going to get robbed but they stripped me naked and humiliated me, one of them pushed me into the bath and pissed on me, then the other guy took out his flaccid dick and slapped me across the face with it while all three of them were laughing.
After over an hour of humiliating abuse they took my wallet and threw me out on the street. I went to the police but they said there wasn't much they could do, as these gangs move on quickly. The policeman laughed slightly while I was giving my statement, and tried to hide it.
Got home now and really scrubbed myself in the shower. Feeling lucky I didn't get raped.
Stay away from illegal activity and these things won't happen to you
Stop thinking with your dick.
Every time you're horny just jack off. Don't fall for the stupid ass nofap meme. Don't spend excessive time masturbating, don't create weird masturbation rituals like you need to fap with this object in this position to this fetish etc. Just take care of business. Get sex urges out of your system whenever they come up, do everything to improve yourself, talk to girls online and try to find someone to hang out with.
>>37385765
Holy shit damn. Fuckin Mexicans. Cuidado por favor.
>tfw too goth to get a gf
Find a goth gf ya dingus
>tfw too trve kvlt to get a gf
>>37385756
Goth girls are slutty and too into drugs