Describe the monster you unironically think could be watching you in the darkness from the corner of your room at any moment.
>walks on hands & feet
>crawls into your bed with you when you go to sleep
>sometimes you get a glimpse of it but only small glimpses
>ywn be a dbz character
>ywn power up so much that the planet starts shaking
>They literally destroyed a fucking universe in this episode
>Over a fucking tournament
Is it just me or is the concept of literal incomprehensible amounts of life ending in near seconds a little grimdark for super?
when did /r9k/ take the CIA-nigger pill?
CIA are very shy creatures. easily startled
>the call that stopped anon getting laid
don't unmask them. they don't want you to see their true form
This motherfucker killed himself by jumping into a fucking volcanic crater. That's like the most Chad suicide ever. Meanwhile you're just gonna shoot or hang yourself.
Go to hell you cuck posting faggots. Suck my white dick
>Send market to the moon
>Dumb amerifats following Israel's orders
>tfw investment is literally halved because of stupid disgusting Americans
I always sell during based chink hours and buy during dumb amerigoyim hours. Stupid amerifats never fail to show their weak hands while chinks actually have faith in crypto. It makes me feel good knowing all the profit I make is from dumb flyovers with weak hands that accomplish nothing except countless attempts to crash the crypto market.
Now chinks own 70% of all bitcoins.
Americans ruin everything.
Why must they be so stupid?
>got an above minimum wave job (9 months now)
>got a hobby
>took to looking after myself hygiene and fashion wise
>finally getting attention from women and have gotten numbers from 2
why aren't y'all trying this? it actually works!
>got an above minimum wage jobs fixing Aircraft
>took to looking after myself hygiene and fashion wise
>still don't get attention from women
when you are ugly or even average op women don;t look your way. I can't get a girlfriend/wife until everyone is 5/10 ugly average in their late mid 30s. But I'm not doing that.
>in basement playing vidya
>brother who was visiting comes down
>asks me if I want to go to a party with him
>i just say yes politely
>I'm not ugly but at the same time I'm not a chad. I'm just an average looking 6'2 guy
>day of the party arrives
>look at this normie social gathering
>see people drinking, playing games, laughing, talking
>decide to play foosball
>me and my brother against 2 chads
>me and my brother win and get victory lap dances
>talk with a lot of people and make a lot of friends
>get a lot of girl's number's too
>this is the first time I've been happy since grade school
When I went back to dwell in my parent's basement, I realized that I've wasted my entire life. All those years of shitposting and playing vidya could have been me getting friends and getting employed. I've currently gotten an interview for a job next week even if it's only minimum wage, and I'm planning to get an apartment, go to college, and get a gym membership
You fucks told me that being a normie sucks, but in reality being a NEET is the worst type of life a man could ever live
As a fellow neet. I totally agree with you. Alot of us dont choose this life style. Were just kinda stuck with it. We just lack the drive and self confidence to change anything on our own.
So good luck annon. Hope the normie life is good to you.
Atleast you have a brother who cares about you.
>tfw no pretty gf
>Mom asks me for 500 dollars
>Says she needs it because car repairs costed an unexpected 200 dollars extra
>She wants 500 dollars from me because she spent 200 dollars
Why are baby boomers so fucking dense? Does she think I'm that stupid?
so, obviously, if she genuinely needs 500 bucks the original cost of the repairs was 300. then there was the added extra 200 cost, and now she needs 500 bucks in total. presumably she was going to ask you for 300 bucks but now she needs 500. whats the issue here apart from your mum being so destitute as to beg her son for money
U dum dum
costs 200 dollars extra, not spent 200 more
this is a word problem you fucking idiot
your mom needs 500 for the TOTAL COST
X = cost but then 200 MORE
x+200 = 500
also just fucking help your mom out what is wrong with you
Tell me everyone fucked up about your body, robots.
- Skin pigmentation on the left side of my stomach, literally looks like somone ejaculated on it and the cum is permanently imprinted in my my skin
- I have a third nipple
- My penis is extremely small and on top of that very thin. It's around 4cm flaccid and 10cm erect. It's a pencil dick too though, probably girth wise similar to that of a 12-14 year old. (never even seen someone my age in real life or even online with a dick like mine, some have small dicks, but at least the girth is normal. Not the case for me).
- Permanent dark circles under my eyes due to years of gaming and lack of sleep
- 172cm tall
- The skin on my head has these white crusts on it, it doesn't show when my hair is long but it does cause dandruff I think it's called in English.
I don't even have that many problems in terms of social skills but what causes insecurity for me is that even if I did get in touch with girls there's so many shit about my body that I don't want revelead in the bedroom.
Please tell me I'm not alone guys.
>be alcoholic drug addict neet for 6 months
>clean for 1 month
How do I stay clean? All I want is to lose myself into the chemical abyss again at the expense of everything I've worked for.
You stay clean by not doing drugs.
There's really no way around it.
I cleaned up really well because I got to a point in my life where I no longer had the option to keep using.
Some people can clean up on their own, some people need to use NA/AA programs to stay sober.
Consider attending a meeting (it's free and there is coffee) to see if it's for you I guess.
I need a gf or animal or plant or a business or some long term thing to look forward to. Maybe I should try church or meditation again. I tried meditation before with a pro and it made me feel pretty good after which was really surprising
Does this board only exist to make each other insecure?
>be honest about my life
>"fuck you faggot you worthless piece of shit kys"
>don't feel bad because it's an anonomous image board :^)
>become more confident thanks to that
Thanks /r9k/, everytime you tell me to kys I don't do it and my life becomes a little better!
tell me about that first time a girl let you cum on her face /r9k/
Thai prostitute told me to cum in her mouth and after pulling out and like two minutes of fapping I blew all over her face.
I had an ex-girlfriend put her face out for me to cum on years before that but I just dribbled out.
Another ex-girlfriend told me to cum on her face but I ended up just cumming inside her because I prefer it.
>tfw drugs made you insane
Where do we go from here lads