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>>38494155
>the call that stopped anon getting laid

It's them glow in the dark CIA niggers

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>>38494187
don't unmask them. they don't want you to see their true form

>>38319870
Sounds like he merely jumped off a cliff at a volcano, he didnt actually jump into the magma or anything.

Theres nothing more chad than this than jumping off a building.

fuck me what a horrible way to go

Plenty of people have done this.
Call me when someone Ks their S with a single sheet of paper or something actually creative

>>38319845
Bitter cutfag is bitter

Haha Jew cock

t. Whitey

Eh, sure.

Would you mind shaving, though?

>>38319844
Sounds like you lost a bunch of money due to poor decisions that you alone made.

>>38319868
>investing into crypto currency
>bad decision
It's the currency of the future. I know you Americans prefer the dollar but the rest of the world won't stand for it.

>>38319844
I just want his son bouncing on my dick and then nut on his back

if it worked you wouldn't be here

>>38494104
>got an above minimum wage jobs fixing Aircraft
>took to looking after myself hygiene and fashion wise
>still don't get attention from women
when you are ugly or even average op women don;t look your way. I can't get a girlfriend/wife until everyone is 5/10 ugly average in their late mid 30s. But I'm not doing that.

>>38494132
I haven't been here for months. just checking back in. I browse /fa/ and /diy/ mostly now.

Life sucks either way, you'll realize that once you spend most of your days working your ass off and getting minimal gains out of it.

>>38319781
As a fellow neet. I totally agree with you. Alot of us dont choose this life style. Were just kinda stuck with it. We just lack the drive and self confidence to change anything on our own.

So good luck annon. Hope the normie life is good to you.

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>>38319781
Atleast you have a brother who cares about you.

>>38319748
You don't deserve it. Chad earned his gf by being a real man

>>38494065
so, obviously, if she genuinely needs 500 bucks the original cost of the repairs was 300. then there was the added extra 200 cost, and now she needs 500 bucks in total. presumably she was going to ask you for 300 bucks but now she needs 500. whats the issue here apart from your mum being so destitute as to beg her son for money

>>38494065
>Why are baby boomers so fucking dense?
she mistook you for a decent human, she thought that the years of looking after you would pay off.

U dum dum
costs 200 dollars extra, not spent 200 more
this is a word problem you fucking idiot
your mom needs 500 for the TOTAL COST

X = cost but then 200 MORE
x+200 = 500
x=300

also just fucking help your mom out what is wrong with you

>>38319645
You stay clean by not doing drugs.
There's really no way around it.
I cleaned up really well because I got to a point in my life where I no longer had the option to keep using.
Some people can clean up on their own, some people need to use NA/AA programs to stay sober.
Consider attending a meeting (it's free and there is coffee) to see if it's for you I guess.

Rotate drugs so you don't get addicted to a single one. It's ok to be addicted to drugs in general.

>>38319778
I need a gf or animal or plant or a business or some long term thing to look forward to. Maybe I should try church or meditation again. I tried meditation before with a pro and it made me feel pretty good after which was really surprising

no but it's a pretty big part of it, crabs in a bucket and all that. snibbedy snab :DDD

>>38319622
Nowadays, yes.

>be honest about my life
>"fuck you faggot you worthless piece of shit kys"
>don't feel bad because it's an anonomous image board :^)
>become more confident thanks to that
Thanks /r9k/, everytime you tell me to kys I don't do it and my life becomes a little better!

she said cum on my face baby so then i said sure and then i did it felt good

>>38494032
I did it once
It was horrible, I felt so stupid and miserable, just dumb
Never again

>>38494032
Thai prostitute told me to cum in her mouth and after pulling out and like two minutes of fapping I blew all over her face.

I had an ex-girlfriend put her face out for me to cum on years before that but I just dribbled out.

Another ex-girlfriend told me to cum on her face but I ended up just cumming inside her because I prefer it.

>>38494029
just stop the drugs, be miserable, sleep it off and let your brain repair all the chemical imbalances.

>>38494029
>tfw memes made you insane

Where do we go from here lads

you have a bad trip or what? I had that happen with mushrooms and fell into a deep depression ever since.

You're getting a sage for this stupid shit.

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more mommy bodies

This is so my fetish, moar pls

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>>38493967
You will kill yourself by 26*
fixed that for you

>>38493967
if you can post a single REAL trap that looks hot I will post an ad on craigslist and go suck a dick in the next 24 hours.

Go on, I'm waiting. Just one and I will become a flaming faggot, gay pride slut walks rainbows the whole shit.

>>38494002
http://imgur.com/a/jne6K
Need more? This not good enough?