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Did you know that if you invest all your money into cryptocurrencies you'll stop caring at all about sex that may be difficult to get?

The only reason it's always on a lot of your minds is because you don't have a distraction/passion or you are misguided by memes. You can be fulfilled without a significant other.
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>not investing in the stock market instead
>not starting a business that accepts crypto
>not selling lambos for bitcoin and allowing leases to be paid in crypto
>implying a overpriced blockchain currency isn't a meme in itself
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>>37824608
All of your points are correct or good ideas except the first one. Both the stock market and blockchain currencies are memes but the stock market is stale. Less than 10% returns in a year is boring and not close to the dopamine rush of the rollercoaster that is crypto.

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>be me
>wake up at 12:00 on the dot
>walk around the house, family is gone
>call mom's phone, doesn't pick up
>instantly think they abandoned me
>think I'm going to have to fend for myself now
>there isn't much food left in the fridge, will last a few weeks at best
>go back to my room to think about what I should do

about 30 minutes later

>family comes home
>turns out they just went to mcdonalds
>didn't pick up because they were ordering
>didn't call back because they assumed if it was an emergency I'd call more than once
>they even brought me back a drink

when did you guys realize you were retarded
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Kek I do the same thing all the time.

I'm a mess.
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>>37824474
>wake up
>suddenly find traps supercute
wow
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>>37824492
at least i know theres someone else out there

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YO, I'M RUNNIN' THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO
I GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOW ROCK AND ROLL NO HALO
WE PARTY ROCK YEAH THATS THE CREW THAT IM RAPPING
ON THE RISE TO THE TOP NO LEAD IN MY ZEPPELIN
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>I GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOW ROCK AND ROLL NO HALO
Sony fags have no halo or games, 360 master race.

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hafu girls are so beautiful
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Yeet.

Uu
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>>37824450
but traps are better
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>>37824503
disagree

super originoni

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What happened to Reeecraft? I was going to join but its down.
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>Family is pressuring me to go to college because I haven't done anything in years
>Try too look it up and I have no idea what I need to get into college
I thought I'd just have to walk in and ask for a course and apply online and that's it, but there's a hundred steps and documents I need beforehand. Why is life so complex, I'm just not fit to be alive.
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>>37824378
just your highschool grades and shit. Trust me college is for people with int above 105 at least so make sure you have higher int or you are a burden on your friends
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>>37824378
>Why is life so complex, I'm just not fit to be alive.

That's how everyone feels about this shit initially. Just call them and ask them when you get lost. No one's born with the knowledge about how to maneuver through bureaucratic bullshit.
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>>37824378
Just talk to a guidance counselor you dumb faggot
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I accidentally opened up to a stranger on the internet again
[size=18][color=red][b]WHY AM I LIKE THIS?[/b][/color][/size]
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>little finger, little finger
>where are you?
>here i am, here i am
>how do you do?
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>"get off of my bed. Yeah that's what I said."
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"You're like 4'11", you little whore! You weigh 90 pounds and I am walking out the door! You're begging for more so, find another dick you're dumber then a hick!"

STOP fucking lurking and posting our images/threads to normiebook RRRREEEE
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I unironically like this page because it keeps me up to date on boards that i dont frequent
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>>37824128
I get my trap reaction images from normiebook.
They also say that traps are cute girls
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>>37824128
>227k people follow
I don't use memebook, so I never knew. That's quite sad.

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I think I am first of all suffering from lovesickness.
Ever since my first and unfulfilled crush at 11 and my mother's death at 12, I think that destroyed me. Feeling new fresh love, that got nowhere, and losing what I loved most in the world, was a huge trauma.

It sounds faggy, but I am now confident that is the root of my illness.
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>>37824044
Time to transition to a trap.
You'll be loved like a girl
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>>37824044
i dont care go eat shit and die

youre just pretending to be lonely to beg for games and le troll xDDD people later on coz you think we are dumb enough to fall for this

timestamp of your dead mom or none of your shit is real
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>>37824064
Teehee, tnx anonnie, thats just the comforting advice I needed.
Now please BRAAAp all over my slutface.
>>37824143
Wow, be careful and dont cut yerself nonnio, thats some serious edge there.
You need timestamp on dat pic, btw?

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>Be me
>Working first day at skyzone
>Have to clean up dirty tables that the kids shit all over
>No gloves that fit my hands
>Next morning
>Have Pinkeye\
>Take out one of my contacts and wear an eyepatch for the next three days
mfw I got pinkeye my first day at work
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>>37824039
you sound kinda cute anon can I see your cute eye. You're a pretty manly dude
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>>37824039
you clean tables? what a shitty job

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Where are you going anon?
Why don't we have a little fun ;)
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>>37824038
>Why don't we have a little fun ;)
Sorry, i have massive sexual aversion therefore i'd much rather run from you than have sex.
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>>37824038
is that a cis girls vagina?
Sorry but I'm only into male girls
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>>37824038
she's too loyal to Kirito for some reason

how old was Kirito at the beginning of SAO?

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>the no hermaphrodite gf whose embarrassed about the massive cock hanging over hir cute pussy
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>>37823903
I share this feel. What the fuck
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>>37823903
Stop it OP
This is the worst reality

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>even this guy has a gf

WTF GUYS
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WTF GUYS LIKE LITERALLY WTF GUYS XDD
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>Vlad
>Vampire Chad

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