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>>34878560
I want to fuck her tbqh

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>>34878560
>those bottom teeth
Dropped

This board is 18+ plz leave

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Trump supporters will be the new cows

>>34878438
Alt-right/ Sarcuck of Cuckad and Molymeme fanboys

Even dyed in the wool reactionaries are joining the fun, like Common Filth. They have really become shameless with their autism post-Trump (just like SJWs became shamelessly autistic after Obama)

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>>34878438
meme kiddies who say "cringe" and "dank" in the current year

Look around it's already happening outside your reddit-esque fag hugbox

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>>34878401

Dislike:
>Unexplainable mental problems. Nothing like autism or ADD, but just sometimes I feel like shit despite admitting I have a relatively decent life.
>Poor as fuck.
>For some unexplainable reason I can easily learn things faster than anyone I know. Like other people seem like they're literally retarded compared to how I understand things, but despite this I keep running into people that are so much better than me at things that I've been doing longer than them. (i.e. friend is MG in the time it took me to become SEM on CSGO, and my friend went from terrible graphic designer that I could out-design to having a self-taught designing career while I never improved)
>Lazy as fuck. I'd love to learn programming, another language, graphic design, some other skill, but I never can pay attention to it long enough.
>Will never have qt trap bf.

Like:
>Have extremely attached and caring gf
>I get a bunch of money because of a settlement (almost died in day care) in a few years. Will go towards a house or stock market.

Like:
>dont care about relationships, which i would almost certainly fail at obtaining

dislike:
>autism, its the root of most of my problems, robbed me of so many opportunities in life, led to depression, but not depressed enough to have the courage for suicide.
>weird face
>look like shit constantly
>weird monotone voice that everyone makes fun of

>>34878401
>haven't had sex in two years
>short, average dicked, have some features i don't like
>no motivation which leads to poor grades and wagecuck retail jobs for too long
>only attract annoying or fat girls

>good taste in music
>finally have decent taste in clothes
>taking better care of myself, slowly but surely
>attractive enough to have girls interested from time to time(more so now than before, which really isn't saying much)
>personality leveled out, only sperg on vidya or my family
>more interested in important things than normie pop culture
>small group of close friends(although they're all guys, so i get tired of the sausage fest from time to time)

i'm sure there's more but i'm too unmotivated to think of anything else

>>34878352
Who the hell are you you blocky fuck?

What the fuck are "trendies"?

>>34878370
It's a regional dialect

A few too many red flags for my taste, but to each their own. Rock on, Anon.

>>34878249
Don't forget to use condoms buddy

>>34878249
Bravo to your taste, sir! That's quite the selection!

>>34878226
I would laugh it didn't describe me also.

Why is bad?

>>34878226
tfw Geoff's shilling knows no bounds

>Do you really think women actually have it better than men?
yes

>if you could switch into being a woman right now, would you really do it?
yes

>if you could switch into being a woman right now, would you really do it?
Why would I have any reason at all not to. Infinite sex, easy life, and can even divorce whatever beta I marry and still get half of his paycheck.

>>34878198
>>34878247
>wanting life on easy mode
Hahahahaha fucking faggots

How do i comfy OP?

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>>34878235
get 3-4 blankets and a chair
get good music
get ambient lighting
let feels roll in and embrace feels
also steal pics from comfy threads

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>>34878170
Why so happy OP? you're not allowed to be

>>34878084
>>Strong point

Supersonic speed and able to lift 100^10000000 my body weight, also can reads minds instantly, see 60 seconds into all possible futures, fly, and have psychic abilities

>>Weakness

I'm a perfectionist which can cause me to take too long on some tasks

>>Special Weapon

Sol Sic Ray. Harnesses the power of all stars in the local galactic cluster and drains the opponent of their free will and memories

>>Body type

Patrician built-fat powerlifter / bear mode built mode

>Strong point
Immortal, never dying except from significant physical damage thanks to my self-repairing system
>Weakness
Water stops my repair process.
>Special weapon
Gun that only works underwater in case of emergency
>body type
Chubby

>>34878084
>Bery strong endurance. Can run for a long time.
>Scared of frontal assaults and head on confrontations
>A custom energy pistol modeled to look like a 9mm
>Gangly with weak arms and legs, but able to leap long distances and jump tall buildings.

I identify as asexual so no one sees my micro penis.

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>>34878058
well thought out

I'm still drunk and I still don't like you.

>>34878042
You can just tell she's a complete slut

>>34878042
>tfw no little girlfriend who is pure and prepubescent

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>>34878079
>tfw she got blacked
fucking niggers

What I did to stop feelings was to start hating her and stop talking to her. U should do it too mate

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>>34877904
She sounds like a stupid slut, if I'm being honest.

Why do you want to date a stupid slut, anon?

dude you're all fucked up

sort your shit out

why not just go for the one with the best stem reputation? since all women are hypergamists it just seems like the optimal choice

>>34877788
I'd honestly go out of the country, m88. All American universities especially goddamn fucking california are going to be pussy = for Chad only.

>>34877829

Reputation between all of these is pretty much equivalent and the only difference is ""networking"" opportunities, which only normies can make use of.

Leave her alone shes fucking tyrone

>>34877732
kek is your name steven?

that bitch is cucking you.

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>>34877732
Posting the absolute WORST girl of the show
KEK
here's the best btw

>>34877688

steam
/r9k/
reddit

irc

gobble gobble

Literally right here. Most of them are assholes but at least there's always a conversation going. I try not to be greedy and want more friends than /r9k/.