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Do you ever like look around your room and realise all the shit you pay pennies for is literally mass produced by someone with a completely fucked life in china and you're one of the tiny percentage that enjoy all their labour? We're basically kings of the world.

Not saying you have to be grateful for your life or any of that shit, just weird to realise how fucked up life is sometimes. Maybe a little confidence boost if you look around your room and realise everything in it was made by someone who is essentially your shitty servant?
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>>38431503
Pretty sure slaves are getting pussy though
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Asian people remind me of ants
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>>38431503
Yes but now a lot are moving production to countries like Bangladesh which means I have to deal with the knowledge a paki has touched my stuff.

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>tfw performance eval at work today
>get a 16 cent raise
>whoop de fucking doo now I make a whopping $9.46 usd
>managers complain about my tardiness even though I get the lion's share of the work
>have to lift boxes and heavy shit the whole shift
>be tiny 5'5 tranny

Feeling just about done with life lads
How should I end it?
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>>38431409
>tranny
You should've ended it a long time ago.
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>>38431436

True enough
Never too late though
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>>38431409
>robot think he can fit into society by becoming a tranny

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I will date literally anyone who

>has a reasonably cute face
>has the majority of their limbs
>is not blind deaf or mute
>is not mentally handicapped
>does not have a terminal illness
>is a genuine kind-hearted person who likes me unironically

these are my only standards
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>>38431371
Gonna need sauce anon, she's qt.
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>>38431433
you can look around america
with a 33 percent obesity for women and women height averages of 5'8 (white and black- no weirdo short minorities), you're sure to find girls like this one everywhere
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>>38431493
Gotta make a move to America, goddamn

Why do I find her so hot anons, jesus

Hollywood Jews just released trailer to sequel to timeless classic Blade Runner, an extremely robot friendly film. It's your typical 2010's watered down action oriented rubbish.

F
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>>38431363
Just watched the new trailer you're talking about and I'm disappointed, the first trailer seemed like it might make for a decent movie but this second one shows what we're really in for, generic garbage.
I made the mistake of thinking the GiTS movie would be alright from the trailers, I won't be making that mistake again, Hollywood simply doesn't know how to do good cyberpunk anymore.
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>classic
nice rose colored lenses you got on there faggot
go watch alien again or some other 80s garbage no one likes to admit is garbage.
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>>38431551
Not just cyberpunk, more like depth of plot or meaning. These sequels we are getting are a standard formula where the action is the most important part of the film and they neglect the reasons the previous film was acclaimed.

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I'm not sure why I even come here anymore. The thing about robots here is, they hate seeing other robots doing well. They hate seeing robots assending, becoming better and being happy. You are the biggest parasites of hope I have ever seen. You blame normies for the way you feel about the world, but in fact, this place makes you feel worse then any other normie could possibly make you feel.

>You create a story from absolutely nothing
>With that fake story, you create a sensation.
>With that sensation, you create fear and hate.
>and from that fear and hate, you create destruction, stories and depression.

This place is truely the biggest shithole of the internet. The only reason I even stay around, is to stop ye cunts from convincing naive robots to pull some dumb shit.
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Some threads are echo chambers for the disillusioned and hopeless, but they tend to be self-contained. I have a massive list of filters so I don't see most of the porn and "why do you deserve a girlfriend" bullshit. There is the occasional guy who sacrifices his dignity by ree'ing at someone for ever having touched another human being but most of the time nobody comes to defend him, because why would they, there is no solidarity among the wicked.
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>>38431288
you're doing original god's work anon
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How does it make you feel to be one of the countless posters over the years who have made a forgettable thread like this?

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where does one find women aged 20 during their free time?
no mems pls
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>>38431263
cafes and colleges
no meme
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>>38431263
bars,online,at stores, public places.
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>>38431263
Is that from Overbord or whatever Swedish imageboards there are?

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Why do you guys blame women for everything in the mgtow movement. Im pretty sure you being a beta bitch isn't a womens fault. All im saying is if you are an 'incel' it's your fault not the womens.
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Most "betas" as you call them are raised by single parent "MOTHERS" really makes you think.
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>>38431254
I don't blame women for anything other than them feeling they are warranted special treatment. I have fully embraced the idea that men and women are "equal" even though they're not, and treat them the same and they still complain even though it's what they want. Fuck women (figuratively)
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>Blaming women

Not really. I see culture as a whole as more of an issue. I'm also more aware now of how men validate women, how we shill for women. It's really pathetic honestly.

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Well /r9k/? White women are still the best and white men agree.
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>>38431144
Isn't it obvious? People are naturally inclined to breed with people that provide the best possible genetics. That's why minorities are so much more likely to try and mix with superior whites. Only a cuck or jew would say otherwise
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>>38431244
How many non-whites already wanted your superior dick?
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>>38431244
>only a cuck or a jew

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1 question 2 answers
Everyone answer faggots

http://www.strawpoll.me/13456645
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>>38431093
does having sex with animals or relatives count?
if so then yes
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>>38431259
animals? not really, that's like masturbation. doesn't really count. although you could make a case for it I suppose.
Relatives? yes, I don't see why their relation to you would cancel it out.

Bestiality and incest... damn, now you just need pedophilia for the full set my man.
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>>38431279
does diaper furry porn count

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>Younger brother was 19yo skinny lanklet hkv
>Girls avoided him like the plague
>Gets /fit/
>Girls want to stroke his body on a daily basis
>Some are even randoms on the street
>Gets an 8/10 girlfriend

Literally just lift, even if you have an ugly face
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>>38431073
>/fit/ poster is a faggot
>lies on /r9k/
>just lift dude
>/fit/ poster stop raiding other boards
>/fit poster stop being a faggot
Literally just stop posting in /r9k/, even if you are an enormous faggot
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makes sense. girls are attracted to good bodies in the same way we are.

pretty much any guy would be head over heels for a girl with a gorgeous body even she's butterface, girls are the same way niggers
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>>38431073
/fit/ gay fantasies please.
face > all. fuck all will you do with a "ripped body" when you are ugly as fuck.

Fembots, if your brother or dad came back home drunk one night and made a move on you/tried to kiss you, how would you react?
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>>38431010
i'd pull out my pillow gun/knife.
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>>38431010
Don't have a brother.
Would freak the fuck out.
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>>38431010
>tfw single mom and only a sister
guess im safe

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>Jacked off to anal fisting again

feelsgrossman
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>>38430999
Was is a trap? If not, then you deserve to feel bad.
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>>38431037
>Abusing a trap like that
No, you should feel bad anon.
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>>38431037
Nah it was the anus queen hotkinkyjo. I don't know why I like her so much

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is this accurate do you think?
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>>38430902
>no 200+lbs
lies. and /b/ is mostly 16 year olds
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>manlets

Ridiculous. If you're not above 6'1, youre not a real man.

t.6'4
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>>38430902
>/mlp/ are all fat manlet virgins
sounds about right
>tfw /r9k/ isn't included

Seems like 5'8" is standard height for most people across the boards, with some being below and /vg/ being the only above. Nice to know I'm equal or taller than most of you faggots.

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>you text her
>3 word answers or yes/no

It's time to give up on her isn't it?
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>>38430899
Yes, before you make yourself look like a dumbass who can't take a hint.
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>>38430899
>she texts you first
>reply and add something to develop conversation further
>one line basic reply and nothing else
you can't win either way man

always go for arranging meet up otherwise its not worth it
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>>38430899
>2 word answers
>keeps inviting me to go do shit with her (various festivals)
>don't have to buy her anything
What the fuck is happening? does she think I'm her gay friend? I enjoy hanging out with her but I also want to fuck the life out of her and she knows. We had a thing a few years back...

Write anything down and I will read it out for you!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtOIu5oziy
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>>38430893
"i'm a roastie slut who should leave /r9k/ forever"
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are you in an /x/ discord server per chance?
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>>38430912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUtXrts8zh

>>38430915
no

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