Think you are getting off of work on time tonight, wagecuck? Sorry, Mr. Goldberg is expecting 4 hours of unpaid overtime from you tonight since one of your co-workers called off tonight.
I don't work at that kind of place
>>38304985
your bullshit needs to be realistic to get (you)s
sage
Feels thread.
Greentexts, stories, links, images. Make me cry.
>creationism
Why protestants are doing this?
Protestants explain yourself
How do you stop living in the background? Like how do you live when you know you're like fucking typologically inferior to the most beautiful and successful people you know, who genuinely have something captivating about them? When you have an innate aesthetic sense you measure everything by and some people can look sublime doing the dishes. Like accept the void living on the outside looking in or kill yourself?
tfw alone on r9k
Realize that if you took center stage you would fuck it all up and ruin the entire show
>practice gf picks her nose and feeds the boogers to her dog
Do my fellow Robots fap to Hentai?
No, you're the only one.
original
Yeah I play fap hero with my onahole.
>Wage slaving 8-5
>Usually take later lunch
>Lunch from about 2-3
>Get Moe's , go back to office
>Sudden urge to poop
>Can't poop at work, there are about 6 employees in this office and one toilet so everyone will know that I pooped.
>Just need to hold for another hour and a half and I'm home free
>Wish me luck robots
>tfw I am twink top and love bottom muscle steroid monsters
what if I want to be a drug dealer? tell me about it
Make sure you're not competeing with anyone close by. Start off selling to friends. Have protection and don't look like a bitch.
You gotta find a distributor to buy from in bulk, then yous gotta find some customers to flip it to for a higher price than you paid for it in order to make some profit.
You'll need a scale and some cheap plastic baggies as well, also get a prepaid burner phone for contacting clients.
I've never been a drug dealer lol
Kill yourself before someone else has to
>relate to niggers because they're ugly like me except exude confidence and comfort within their own skin and get things that i want but cant get
anyone know this feel, its just a little hope for me that i can be fine if i learn how to get nigger-tier confidence
>want serious relationships
>all girls I know just want to fuck around
>any girl that does want a relationship is a used up slut that has fucked hundreds of chads
really makes you think doesn't it lads
>>38304454
Most guys I know don't want a serious relationship.
>>38304522
Do you want a serious relationship?
What's circling through your mind tonight, robot? Feel free to share.
Woke up with cockroaches and bed bugs in my bed and in me. I am seriously considering suicid.
I really want to join the german forces for a year or two, but I doubt they'll take me because my therapy that only ended last december.
I really wonna join the army fug
>>38490685
Would you mind taking a shower and leaving your place of living to decompress?
>mfw someone claims that depression is real
>mfw someone claims that depression isn't real
>depression is real
>letting your brain fuck with you
wew lad
this, even though i experience it as described and hate my life and it feels like a crushing weight is on me at all times my gut tells me its my own fault and i get a flash of anger whenever someone tells me they are depressed because i don't believe them
>package is delayed
what the fuck is this bullshit
You waiting for your weed
>>38304358
no its an amazon package
Hey robots, come join us for an afternoon chat
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