You're all very pathetic. But to be honest I like that in men. Thank you /r9k/ for being how you are, it makes me very happy knowing there are men who fit my specific taste.
>>37596731
is oneesama e worth watching?
>>37596810
Very much so, especially if you are into classic anime.
>>37596731
Oh
That's cool I guess.
You're welcome, or whatever.
i wanna lick jelly's bean
and suck the jelly out of it
>>37596667
pleasenodieplease
I WANT TO PLOW JELLY-TANS SWEET ASS AND STRANGLE THEM UNTIL THE FUCK OUT SO I CAN COAT THEM IN CUM AND LOCK THEM IN MY BASEMENT SO THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE
So that's it huh? We're some kind of suicide skwad?
When ya shitz so fiya the squad goes ON FLEEK
I'm trying to archive all his dumb shit before it gets taken down, but I gotta go to sleep now cause he put so many unnecessarily large files. Can someone with no life archive it please?
>>37596696
Thank you. Could you also save his journals and post them here/some place else? I do not want to download WinZip onto my borrowed PC.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/lt95aa6t7e65d64/Andrew+Blaze+Journal.zip
http://www.mediafire.com/file/lt95aa6t7e65d64/Andrew+Blaze+Journal.zip
How desperate are you into getting a girl?
Not at all I'm practically a wizard.
>>37596632
Not really my man
>>37596632
A rich asian man is going to fill that cute white pussy with his mongol seed
Can't wait for /pol/tards to flip shit
how do i cure bad eyesight?
i dont want to wear contacts nor glasses
Carrots. Eat a fuckload of carrots.
Breakfast? Carrots. Lunch? Carrots. Dinner? Motherfucking carrots.
Eat, breathe and shit carrots until you have the eyes of a god damn eagle.
Eye surgery
>>37596598
eye surgery
you're welcome
How does /r9k/ feel about Trek?
>>37596587
Normie shit. Go away reddit.
>>37596587
it's my favourite show!
I tried watching TNG and the first few episodes were godawful. I assume it has to get better but damn where can I skip to?
Why do some people refuse to accept that transsexuality (MtF or FtM, not some tumblr shit) is an actual condition?
pic unrelated
>>37596556
go to the nuthouse you insipid fuck. your shit isnt normal its a disease stfu about it and sort yourself out
>>37596627
I am not trans. Several of my friends are.
>>37596556
The supposed reason Dysphoria is legit is because their brains are more similar to the opposite gender, but the problem with that is that its also true for homosexuals, so why do some feel the need to cut their dick off but others don't?
Coworkers found out I'm a virgin and this one bitch was like "Anon we found your normiebook profile." She showed my anime profile picture. Somehow a lot of my shit is public on my cuckbook and was quick to change the settings. My facebook is full of autistic shit? They prob all ready looked through. What do?
tell them the truth and be yourself, awkwardly denying it and acting like a child is only going to solidify their suspicions of your autism.
>>37596553
>having a kikebook
>having a kikebook and not having everything set to private
>having a kikebook with your real name
Dumb frogposter
>>37596579
I found him boys
Found the normalfag
fuji can roll me over with a steam roller and that would be okay. i love fuji with all my heart. i will post daily about fuji until everyone on r9k realizes my love for fuji. my love for fuji is strong. stronger than the bonds of. something. fuji is my life and soul and heart and being. thank you
hug/10 a winner is you
>>37596493
Who is Fuji?
What makes him special?
>>37596608
FUJI CAN HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
he is of upmost importance. thank you fuji for existence. fuji gave me life.
please post in my thread originally
My names jeff xd
I love this duck
>>37596474
<3 ly OP
What's it like to have a qt put her feet in your face?
The pre cum and spaghetti spilling start
>>37596292
Try it with your own feet.
>tfw foot fetishist and aroused by my feet
Is feet the official fetish of r9k?
I genuinely hope all the teenagers and 20-somethings who do street races after midnight die in real life
keep crying bitch boi. i'll rev my engine extra loud for you tonight.
yeah me too. An old lady in my area was killed because some dumbass street racing lost control of his car and rammed her. I'm pretty sure he got off with very little punishment, some rich immigrant kid I think. These sorts of people deserve to die
Paul walker deserved to die for fueling this shit
If you woke up tomorrow as a 14 yr old and had the chance to change your life, what would you do differently?
Kill myself. I am not going through High School again.
>>37596106
Speed up my maturity somehow. I screwed up a lot in the past with everything not just with girls but girls included because I matured so damn slowly.
Don't drop out from school, start behaving like a stoic and not a beta, get a decent haircut, become a stronger person in general.
Basically all the things I've been doing in the last two years, but earlier.
My advice to all Robots is reading up on stoicism, it's a very practical philosophy to live by.
payday 2 is free get it while you can.
>>37596087
forgot the link
http://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
>>37596087
240hrs log into it already, game is shit after a while
>>37596087
i'd be super mad if my payday wa free
thanks OP
Are any of you robots severely autistic to the point of creating a "tulpa" ?
I went to school with that kid and I can't believe he did this.
>>37596064
I do. She's nice person, although I communicate to her much rarely then she'd like me to do.
She can give me really nice, warm feelings. Like you're being cuddled by the person you love.
She's not the fan of physical talk, like normalfags do. She likes that kind of communication, that I express my emotions when I touch her. Its like, normals need some kind of drivers/OC on top of hardware to communicate with each others, meanwhile, for me its just easier to access the hardware itself, its much easier and nicer.
She doesnt have a real-time hallucinations though, I was too lazy for emulating one. I still have to travel to my own kind of realm to contact her. Sometimes, she can suddenly appear on the edge of my thoughs, like I was watching something funny, and I suddenly felt her presence.
We need to get some blacks on this to create some dank squad senpai memes