>Seriously, big bro, did you steal my panties again?? I'm definitely telling mom this time!!
What do you do?
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>>37808603
I oddly find this situation to be crazy hot. I have asked a sexting buddy to wear his sister's panties for me. His dick and ass looked so amazing crammed into her lacy panties.
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Is this Lorde? She looks like she grew up
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>>37808603
>Wow a fictional setting in which I get to either sex my fake sister or not go to prison.
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is he our man, my dudes?
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>>37808589
>there are pedos in this world who think they are normalL O L
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>>37808589
More context for this bitch.
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>>37808647
Laura Belladona, an ex-Candydolls models who became the waifu of most of pedos, even tho she never did porn or nudes, and candydolls is a legal models site, she was 8 or 9 on most of her famous sets and she is still a model today
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What's it like knowing that not only are you ugly, but you're also fucking stupid?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200903/beautiful-people-are-more-intelligent-i
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Of course, have you ever been to the ghetto? It's literally fat uneducated fucks with no moral compass or common decency. Go to a low tier grocery store during busy hours to see for your self
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047rxy5nYeo
post robots who didn't know they were robots
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>>37808542
oh man was not expecting that, I only just learned about this guy
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>>37808542
she basically is laying the ground work for him being a cuck and showing how disrespectful she is to him
at that point he didn't give a fuck the relationship was a joke, women don't care about the man's sens of dignity.
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If you are overweight you have nobody to blame except yourselves.
Sick of looking at you eyesores!
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>>37808421
I bet you also blame a person for being depressed huh
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>>37808443
No just you, Fatty.
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>>37808421
I met with a lawyer once and he was seriously overweight. Clearly he was competent, but he must have been cutting corners on his health to keep up with his work. I don't think it's particularly difficult to get /fit/ when you have nothing else to do in your life. I also think that same lawyer has the discipline to manage his health well once he doesn't have to work so much.
Why is everyone such a fuckign noRmie?!? i feel like the hugest freak in the fuckin universe. every vid on jewtoob about "depression" and "anxiety" and related subjects
>lel talk to a frend
is there anyone else that has ZERO friends, and has ALWAYS had ZERO friends, not because of mental or physical conditions, the introvert meme, or because of trauma, or any other easily identifiable reason other than "lack of social skills/whofuckingknows"??? anyone in the world? I sincerely feel like I am the only one.
my whore mother should never have had me if she was going to raise me to be such a pathetic piece of shit. I can barely describe in clear terms how i feel in public, like a literal alien is the closest i can get.
this summer is really taking a toll. i am doing nothing because im too subhuman to get a job or have friends to hang out with so im just watching movies and taking walks while fantasizing about suicide.
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my friends dad on fathers day lookn dapper doe
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>>37808277
>that fucking hat
not even an attractive old man can pull it off
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>>37808277
he looks like a magician at a kids birthday, like a very low priced magician
or he looks like he's an extra in some community theater musical, like he forgot to take his costume off
dapper? nope.
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pls tag yourself
im pic related, except I'm 20 and my father loathes me so much he refuses to interact with me.
https://dg.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ht67a/serious_parents_of_unsuccessful_young_adults/
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why does it have to hurt so much
it's not fair
what did I do to deserve this
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You don't do anything that's why you deserve it retard
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>tfw you overate again
Why does pizza have to taste so good?
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>>37808162
how's 1.13 coming DC?
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It tastes like pee, but it's a little sweet.
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>wake up around noon
>stay up all night
>fall asleep around 6pm the next day
>wake up at noon again
>repeat
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>>37808138
>wake up
>want to kill myself
>have to wait another couple months
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>>37808138
You have achieved biphasic sleep. Time to go for the uberman.
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>tired, listless and unmotivated all day
>can't sleep now
I shoulda known
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Who here completely alone?
>no friends
>haven't had a meaningful convo in 1 year
>not in school
>no job
>meh relationship with parents
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I never had any real friends, all "friends" I had I meet them back in the days when I was part of some forums and the last "friend" from there stopped talking to me last year so I have no one, nobody has asked me how am I doing in like 2 years, nobody except for that "friend" I mentioned has send me a message in 5 years, im ok to be honest I do not suffer from loneliness yet, maybe cause im used to it but man when I think about those details it's really sad
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>>37808390
How do you not feel lonely?
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Malebot here.
I have a dick balls and all that other good stuff AMA
Allso I like tits lol
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>>37808067
Is that your picture? If that's you then send bug nudes
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>>37808086
Haha Im not a girl so I do nt have to send you shit motherfucker
Also fuck girls and fuck chad amirite lol betafags for lyfe bro
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>>37808122
>not a beetle
Why do you EVEN come here
Hummies get out
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Just wanted to add another slut story to your collection cause I read some interesting ones here sometimes then I'll leave because REEEE
>two years ago or so
>be at flat
>have 3 roommates (a couple + another girl)
>it's like 5AM and I'm talking with my (male) roommate
>we have been hosting a party (again) and everyone sleeps in our rooms
>we're in the living room on the couch talking, pretty drunk
>the friend of my roommate's GF is sleeping against me in a non-sexual way on the couch
>I've seen her like 10 or 15 times already and 9 out of 10 times she's with her BF
>I know him pretty well now we've gone on vacation together and shit
>they've like travelled all of south fucking america together for more than 2 years
>strong bonds amirite, true love from living the dream
>eventually she takes my arm around her because comfort I guess
>roommate not paying attention
>she slips my hand right into her bra and starts massaging her tits with my own hand
>still not paying attention
>I'm not even moving because she's not that hot also my roommate is talking and she's drunk
>at some point she stands up brutally and puts a song and starts dancing like a slut
>my roommate is eye-eating her (he wanted to fuck her for, like, years)
>she eventually goes to sleep in my room I guess with her other friend
>I go to sleep maybe 1 hour later, she's asleep in my room
>actually no one sleeps in my room
>oh so it's her that's reaking sweat
>fucking gross
>get in my slutshield 90cm bed
>she's on the floor
>instawakesup
>starts kissing me
>gross
>"I'm gonna see your boyfriend sooner or later and I'm like not down for this"
>so fucking drunk she doesn't even process what I said
>sucks my dick
>deepthroats immediately and coughs like she's gonna puke but keeps going
>don't even cum, she looks upset, insults me but I can't understand what she says
>fall asleep, next day she looks embarrassed and fucks off early
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>>37807855
>fastforward NYE
>her BF is here
>he drunk AF
>he kept talking me uninteresting shit about how he had a debate on ear stretching with mexicans who called him a fag
>"b-but it's a tradition that comes from their culture also I'm not a fag"
>goes to sleep at like 1AM, wasted
>the slut comes to me
>wants to dance
>dance for a while, then fuck off outside
>she follows
>she whispers me "let's finish what we started the other time"
>I'm talking to someone at the same time so I pretend not to hear
>an hour later
>"did you hear me earlier"
>"no what?"
>"too bad"
>"yea too bad"
I slept with a male friend so she didn't try shit, avoided her since
There it is
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I have more on other grills I guess if u interested but it's gonna be even less interesting
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You... Are a faggot, not because You rejected the roastie, but because to avoid her you had to sleep with another man
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Do you miss the early-to-mid 2000s, /r9k/?
Before 2007 came along
Mainstreaming of social media
The Big bang theory
iphones
Economic crash
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly 14 mil years ago expansion started
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>>37807837
cluefinders was way better
nvm you're a fucking little fetus.
https://youtu.be/P7OlBgYqGTk
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>>37808567
We built da pyramids
Math science history unravel in the mystery