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How do I stop jerking off from boredom?
I've jerked off (and came) 4 times within the last hour. I think one night I came 8 times within 2 hours.
I'm not even horny, but it's been like this for the last 7 years of my life. I jerk off at least 3-4 times a day.
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>>35854648
chastity, lock it
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>>35854648
What happens if you don't jerk for one day? Your benus needs a break.
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>>35854648
>I think one night I came 8 times within 2 hours.
is it even humanly possible?
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are you the child of a single mom?
congrats that means your mom got fucked by a chad so why are you such a beta?
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lol my dad aint no chad mate, hes from sweden
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>>35854620
Is that picture a JoeyJoey's Awkward Travel-To-Places-And-Do-Things reference?
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>>35854719
I'm so sorry anon
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>managed to get a girl pregnant
first time having sex and I completely screw my life over, stay away from women robots I should have listened to /r9k/
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It's your own fault really. Now deal with it like an adult.
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I want children.
But I want to be married to a nice girl.
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>>35854581
your life was screwed over completely before the baby was involved.
that is your socially preprogrammed cognitive dissonance & confirmation bias kicking in.
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Itt we discuss papa franku
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Id like to talk about papa franku and how he's changed since dizastamusic and why he's become more wigger recently
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>>>/b/
Also you need to be at least 18 to post on this site
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>>35854553
>>>/b/
E celebs are for normies
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>>35854553
i hate that person, literally a chad with intelligence and beautiful personality. how can the world be so unfair?
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>be me
>sunday
>first day of church, new acolyte, kind of nervous
>4:30 am, pull up to church
>huge double doors leading into massive cathedral
>walk in
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>people help me clean it up, they are really considerate and understanding
>one guy even gives me more spaghetti
>preacher asks if there are any new members here
>i throw a meatball at him
>he bows, and walks towards me
>pulls out prego
>spreads across my forehead
>recites the pasta prayer
o pasta o pasta, thank you for our new member, let him be showered in meat and noodle, let his soul be opened to the heavens of linguine,and shielded from the depths of the stove.
>so beautiful
>i begin to cry
>preacher whispers in my ear
>i have one more task to complete for full orientation
>go home
>cook pasta
>dont eat it
>whip out dick
>dont beat it
>spread prego across pasta
>im diamonds
>pray one last time to my pasta savior
>fuck the ever living sauce out of the bowl
>pasta sauce flys onto the walls
>onto my shirt
>cum buckets
>fall asleep in the kitchen, wake up a new man
>i am one with my lord
who /pastafarian/ here?
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does it have to be oregon sauce or am i allowed to use off brand.
i want in
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>>35854699
prego*
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>>35854699
I am not sure, but i can check with my pastor this upcoming Sunday. nice dubs btw
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I've always been self conscious of my black hair. I'm white and I never saw any other white kids with black hair in school, I wanted my old light brown hair back, and my pale skin contrasting it kinda made it look worse. Any other white robots with black hair?
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>>35854510
It's not quite black, more like really dark brown but my skin is milky and freckled in places. I also have the classic robot dark circles, so I pretty much look like a sickly creature from the abyss.
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>>35854510
yeah, and brown eyes. it sucks
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>>35854679
Pic related it's me sitting in my car posting instead of cramming for math exam I'm going to fail today
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Holy shit I never believed any of this scheduled shilling shit but today's anti white
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>>35854459
Shut up whitie your people are dying out lol get fucked
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>>35854459
All we can do is hope that in 50 years when whites are a minority that the nigger overlords show mercy
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>>35854895
Only whites have the emotional capacity to think of someone else.
Our superior culture is our downfall :(
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Discuss all things coffee in this thread.
Coffee-haters or non-consumers, you are welcome to discuss your rationale for abstaining, argue respectfully, or ask questions but I ask for some respect and tact rather than "ONLY NORMIES DRINK COFFEE DIE REEEEE", please.
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What I've really enjoyed doing these days is blending two kinds of coffee into one pot.
Right now I'm enjoying a mix of Bustelo espresso ground and Chock Full of Nuts 100% Colombian, mixed 50/50.
The Bustelo is of a much finer grind, though, so more of its flavor gets extracted compared to the CFoN. This isn't a problem unless you don't like Bustelo to begin with.
Anyway, the flavor is really good and significantly better than either of these two coffees on their own. I recommend trying it.
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coffee helps me poop in the morning
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I started to drink instant coffee because it's the easiest way to get cold coffee very fast.
Don't get why ppl want to drink hot coffee when there is a 10h+ old cold coffee standing around.
Think french press sucks hard.
Cold brewed coffee is best.
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who's aroused bylicking urinals
I can't be the only one
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>>35854430
>tfw even the worst degenerates of r9k can't relate to this
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>>35854430
I can't relate but I'd like to know why you find it erotic.
asking for a friend of course
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>>35855533
>friend
Get out normieoriginalo
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Hey man, it's been good hanging out and all, but I think I've been here for a while, and I'm ready to bounce now. In fact, I think I've already stayed a bit too long.
Anyone know where the exit is? How do we get out of here?
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The exit shifts around and the maze swallows its inhabitants
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>>35854392
Are you saying I can't just leave the way I came in?
I've been thinking about how it was I got here thinking maybe I understood that, I might find the exit...
How do you know when you've been swallowed? Are you saying that then, there is no way out? Surely there is some way out...
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>>35854429
You sound like you're already trapped in the maze so the exit is all around you on a shifting door with no handle. It's up to you to walk through it
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I fucking hate everyone who has a gf and keep posting on that board.
Gtfo of r9k fucking normies!!!1!
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>>35854241
SAME I HATE STUPID RETARDED CHADS AND ROASTIES THAT THINK THEY CAN FIT IN HERE, UNLIKE THE REST OF SOCIETY THIS IS THE PLACE FOR US FAILURES AND THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF THE FAILURE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO KNOW BETTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I hate the smart ones that come here especially to mock us
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>>35854241
>>35854309
Time to move on, it's reddit town.
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Please hold my hand Anon, I'm really lonely
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*holds your hand*
it'll be ok, anon, i'm here now...
*softly pets*
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You really don't want to feel my hand right now, it's very cold.
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>isolated and have no one despite being student
>using an uncaring attitude as a defense mechanism
>can't cry, but want it bad enough to die
get me off the ride plx
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>"Ey you, anon, yo waifu is coming with us!"
What do you do?
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Protect my wife with my life.
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i like how the only one with a belt on is also the one with the lowest pants
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>>35854211
GANG GANG
NHC ALPO NIGGA
AYY YO FFFU DONIL TRUH
Anonymous
Positive attributes and one negative. 2017-03-28 01:19:19 Post No.35854178
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Positive attributes and one negative.
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Post them.
>attractive
>big dick
>130 IQ
>omega male
Negative:
>aspergers
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>>35854178
Omega Male is the worst of the worst
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pos; 6'2'', 7 3/4'' dick, white(kek) , good at guitar piano, great at drawing/artist, can grow good beard, ENFP
neg; drug addict, single mom, neet, 23 been fired from every job ive had, baby momma left me (twice), technically useless to society
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>>35854178
Good
5'8
110 IQ
5 inch penis
Bad
5'8
110 IQ
5 inch penis
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>just got fired from a job literally an hour ago
>broke
>unskilled
>shirt
>microdick
>kicked out of military
>fired from burger king
>broken teeth
>cant drive
>is a meme
>cant tie shoes
>legitimately near retarded
>cant swin
>forced to be omega in situations
>put in therapy for pulling a knife to someones throat
I can't keep living im literally whining im going to kill myself
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>>35854170
do it, unoriginally faggot
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>>35854170
>put in therapy for pulling a knife to someones throat
Please greentext this in more details.
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Why did you get kicked out of the military?