Road wars edition
Second for Cute Police Officers
Touched you make a road war edition OP <3
>28 year old man gets onto the bus
>Doesn't have any money on him
>Claims that he is desperate to get to work
>Wants me to give him a free ride
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>tfw realizing I unironically have triggers
I don't get what other guys have against tall girls desu.
1. Your children are going to be genetically superior.
2. Bigger boobs and ass if she gains a little weight, and isn't a skeleton.
3. She will act more feminine because she will feel self conscious about her height all the time.
4. If you're able to get her comftorable enough you might be able to act out your most depraved and lewd femdom fantasies irl.
Only downside is other people judging you but who the hell cares about that when you'll be able to pass down your beliefs to your chad sons who become star basketball players and then Billionaires, and then one of their 7 foot tall grandsons (because I also passed down belief to marry tall women) will then become Fuhrer, finally ridding the world of the Jewish menace, and creating a white ethno state.
That is how my genes will go from an autistic 5'9 to 7 foot tall ubermensch.
I'm 5'10" and love tall girls, I want to date a girl whose taller than me and makes me feel like a child or less of a man. It's just not as hot when a short girl does it.
>tfw you will never have a tall thicc gf who makes fun of your height during sex
I'm 165cm and also like girls taller than me.
pic for you
4chans /pol/ is just 'nigger this' 'nigger that'. Can't I find a nice little forum to have a right wing political discussion on without it being filled with the detritis of human society? Fuck
So I just checked out [eight]chans version of /pol/, seemed ok infact. So then I wana check the rest of the site out.... only to find out [eight]chan is the actual degenerate capital of the internet... Why? Click the board button and BAM- straight into /loli/.
Well fucking thank you Hotwheels for putting me on the watchlist you fucking cockless waste of biomass
Trying new things hate thread
Where abouts am I finding this? DDG yeilds nothing
Your lunch break is over, wagecuck. Quit stalling and get back to work.
Thats cute child, it's my day off though gonna go out later and meet my partner but have fun penniless you degenerate.
1. Use a name in the namefield (this is important so I can remember who's who).
2. Share your problems, ask questions, be listened, listen to others.
Not looking like a bad day today. Persona 5 is out. That's the game where you change masks along with your personality in order to access different attributes. Did some cooking in preparation. Grilled tiger prawn salad, barbecue and chilli wings, and a rack of ribs. Mostly for the benefit of the woman whom I live with. So there you are. Pure benevolence.
Sounds like good stuff, foodwise.
On my end, I almost fainted in a supermarket and feared I'd faint at work for the rest of the afternoon. Also had to hide to gag in secret before entering certain parts of my workplace.
A bad day,
Not probably, but BPD is almost the least of Facet's problems.
You may use this thread for any member of your family
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.
1 - I've always loved you the most.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do anything together with no consequences, what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing in my life that keeps me sane.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Mine first one is minor, but indicative of some genetic damage. Suspend some cousin marriage in my Appalachian ancestors. I was born with bent cartilage and a tiny hole in my ear. The hole is about 2mm deep and itches sometimes
My second deformity is on my foot. There is a big, thick patch of skin that has always been there. Doctor says it's nothing but it looks like a tumor
Okay I just googled it for the first time in my life. It's just a fish gill. Nbd
How hard is it to get a prescription for amphetamines in Canada? I'm sick of being unproductive.
Amphetamines will not make you productive if you are already a lazy shitbag
They'll make you anxious, paranoid and maybe you'll clean your room, but eventually, you'll build a tolerance and be unable to function without ever increasing dosages of speed
The crash is fucking awful too, just stay away from amphetamine and maybe look into modafinil
I have experience with every amphetamine except for meth. I know what it does for my bio chemistry and I've made the decision it makes me more productive especially in the morning.
something far more horrible is likely to happen...
what actually happens is that you end up jerking off or playing video games for 10+ hours
you'll feel amazing during it, but it'll just wire your brain into being even MORE unproductive, not to mention you'll have to deal with a terrible crash like anon said, feel crippling depression and anhedonia, be physically ill, and will need more and more to keep feeling as good
legit adhdfags need to be even more careful
desu a lot of adhd is linked with diet and lifestyle, especially upbringing. but nobody wants to here that, they want a magic pill like for depression (protip: those dont fix everyone either)
>make two orders to my address at the same time
>they are being delivered at the same time
>the delivery people are going to see each other
How do you actually make enough Carbon Monoxide to kill yourself. Should probably mention that I don't have a car. I tried using a few candles in limited oxygen, but am still alive even after doing it in a super cramped space. Advice welcomed.
>I tried using a few candles in limited oxygen, but am still alive even after doing it in a super cramped space.
This is the dumbest suicide attempt since that one greentext where the guy drank 2 sixpacks of light beer to kill himself
Do you guys play poker?
>mom found the cum shoe
>dad found the jizz sock
I'm gonna kms dude what do I do
What would you give up for this girl to be your girlfriend for 1 year?
will any fembot be my gf?
im a hopeless neet but ill love you forever
and ive been told im cute
please respond im so lonely