Chad gets cute gifts from his Stacy girlfriend while you get nothing. How does that make you feel?
I fucking hate gifts, man
It's like people give them so they can obligate you to be all "oh, thank you so much, I really love you did this..." while they fellate themselves over their sense of giving.
It's just like giving to charity. Loads of people do that just so they can feel good, not because they care about what/who they're giving to.
I'd rather just get my own shit. Less hassle.
>tfw will never experience a psychedelic trip
What's it like, bros?
Literlal doinf it ieufht now anon and I feel like semi dead, it's not worht it
I think everyone in the world should do mushrooms at least once in their lifetimes. It gives you a clarity that I would liken to having an uncomfortable pressure relieved. Everything around you that's natural is beautiful, significant and interesting. It's like being a kid again where you're seeing everything for the first time again. It also removes all of your hatred and anger for things and allows to look at everything in the world with zero bias. It even makes solving your own personal issues seem so simple and even the worlds problems seem like they have clear solutions that can only be achieved through a complete lack of bias.
Also it makes music orgasmic and generally enhances all forms of entertainment. It's a good time but you can only really do it when you're still young and don't have shit to do nor any real demons weighing you down. If you're not in a good place mentally, they have an opposite effect and really bring into a hellish place that will make you never want to do them again.
Why are soda drinkers allowed on this board? Literally the drink that makes Chad. You can't say you are a robot if you drink soda.
>that kid at the birthday party who asks for something other than soda because the bubbles hurt their tongue
Where's my Milkbots at?
>Literally the drink that makes Chad.
>You can't say you are a robot if you drink soda.
I can agree with your post, but fucking milk?
Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt.
Milk is literally chad the drink. Every 20iq chad has always had a fridge full of an obscene amount of milk.
Shit's shit and tastes like dirty animal. Is only drinkable if very cold so you can't taste the animal smell.
"Champ, you did a good job stepping outta your comfort zone today. I know it was tough taking time away from your friends on that Ostrogothic Moonrune Deciphering AOL Fan Club to apply at all those places we visited, so let's celebrate with a couple of Big Macs and Shakes -- my treat. And since we're here, you might as well check if they're hiring, Champ. Just go over there and ask for the manager. Look him in the eye, stand up straight, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work here. What've you got to lose, Champ?"
Correct. You know why I brought you here.
Get a job, Champ.
i lost all hobbies
addicted to meal deals edition
'BOUT TO DRINK SOME FUCKING COFFEE
Don't even THINK about talking to ME before I'VE had my COFFEE
>tfw room smells like fungus
tim allen knows that the IRA fricked jake paul
can someone give me the quick rundown on who the hell jake paul is and why I keep seeing his name around these parts
>go to supermarket
>get cart full of items
>get cashier to scan them
>after the last item is scanned, say i forgot my wallet and leave
take that normies i am too /devilish/ for you
>go to random university lecture
>at random points when the lecturer is giving their lecture yell "wrong idiot, wrong"
Which one of you is this guy?
Who is she trying to fool?
Why are roasties like this?
I just caught my mom reading hentai on his laptop and
she caught me catching her.
Fuck what do I do, /r9k/? This was just 10 minutes ago and we haven't talked since.
And no she wasn't masturbating but she was leaning on the screen as if she were into it.
... l beg your pardon?
Yep, it's true.
There's a simple explanation for the growing number of trannies and traps: estrogen in the water supply that's nearly impossible to remove.
Anyone else struggle a lot with the fact that other adults don't do simple fun stuff and instead slave away really hard and do unnecessary organising and structured shit?
Like instead of just a general "let's go out and have fun" it has to be like "let's cycle from x to x and measure our times compared to last week" uhh FUCK THAT SHIT, I JUST WANTED TO GO PLAY.
I spend all week working I want to literally not think and just do what I feel like.