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INFJ is the rarest type.

I doubt you have much chad potential based on your provided information alone.

>>38203079
>How much Chad potential do I have?
your pic related is of an anime girl so id say close to 0%

>>38203079
>93 percent T

You're fucked.

How valuable do you think you are to the company? Would firing you be a big hassle to them?

>>38203109
can you really get fired simply for giving responses to being written up?

a big reason for this is because my boss is a cunt who everyone there hates

Yes. It would be better to say it directly to him. Putting it in a letter or email would make you seem scared, which you probably are as an r9kbot. If you cant say it all without sperging up in 1 go, just pick the most important parts and keep it short.

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>>38203051
Get the fuck off my board Connie fag

>>38203381
>my board
You don't own it by any means you happen to frequent it all the more though. I'll go where I want, how I want, and when I want to. Get used to it.

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>>38203051
>>38203440
Daily reminder that Connie is a dumb snowback MALE(boy)

Saged

>>38203034
Join your gentleman in the ever after

There is no recovery. Fashion the loneliness into a friend.

roastie says shes lonely for attention while texting 10 guys at once

>>38203031
Ok newfriend! i try your app!

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>not using days counter
shiggy

>>38203421
not my app sand faggot

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>>38203008

Muscle girls are something I fap to when in the mood, but I don't think I could ever handle a real one.

>>38203077
thats the point, they crush you

I love em, both 2d and 3d. Very underrated because most people think of hyper muscle or roid monkeys

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Sorry if you're disappointed by what you're seeing, Dad. I miss you.

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>>38203142
Never knew me father, but I doubt he enjoys what has become of one of his children.

>>38202964
>>38203142

Oh my god, this is so horrible I can't take this anymore.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to kill myself. Tell me not to kill myself /r9k/.

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can we get this ball rolling?

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I don't expect this thread to take off anytime soon but I'll keep it bumped

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I love feet so much but I dont wanna get up from bed to jack off help.

What do you women hater guys think of MGTOW? Or why don't you just stay in the shadows and enjoy the isolation that way? My internet experience is the most comfy when I lurk but don't post.

>>38202959
Mgtow is what you make of it honestly, there's good things you can learn from mgtow but I definitely wouldn't conform because truth is a lot of the mgtow guys are simply just lonely people unfortunately

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>>38202921
We are in here.

>>38202866
just play hardcore porn full blast

"Treat you better"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOcYS0ApVHk

Please post a recording.

>>38202866
ear rape shit
something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiM4Fbtyyc

>>38202747
It's tiny and skinny. Are you happy now?

>>38202747
Pretty fat. So fat that it almost looks short but other points of reference say otherwise.

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Are you sitting outside naked and erect on a picnic table?

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>>38202742
for me, nothing beats a hot bowl of rice and beans. with a little salsa

Gnocchis, I'm too lazy to find a good picture though

>>38202742
Ugh my girlfriend took me to the best pho place the other day. You have good taste, anon

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>>38202678
get cucked normie faggot.

>>38202678
just let her go. i trained myself to do this after getting my heart broken a few times. you simply have to shrug and say "oh well" and move on

>>38202678

Having a partner whom you have affection for or "being in love" causes your brain to regularly release dopamine and other chemicals dealing with reward and a sense of wellbeing, specifically whenever you think of her or com into contact with her. Because of this breaking up with someone feels like coming off some kind of hard drug, in addition to the psychological impact on feelings such as self worth. Try to practice thought patterns that prevent you from dwelling on the breakup and engage in healthy activities that stimulate your reward centers such as exercise until your brain returns to normal functioning.

>>38202665
send texts to girls instead you giant faggewt

>>38202665
Same rules apply with cute boys as Toasties
They get so much attention that they only consider sex partners who have money and look good

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>sends skype message to someone knowing damn well they're reading it
>gets ignored.

I'm about done

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>>38202652
*Reaches out to touch the diqq*
*Stops*
"No I mustn't do that here"
*Looks up at hulk*
"We'll have to find somewhere, nice and quiet to get that erection down >_>"
*Walks behind a dumpster and has "fun" with him*
"Now with all that nasty hulk jizz drained out into me, you can wear my pants ;)"

>>38202749
Wouldn't Judy explode if The Hulk tried to fuck her? She is rabbit sized.

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>>38202777
*Raises paw*
"I do stretching "exercises" often >_>"