>tfw no singaporean bf
I got very subjective question, which rule 34 artist from your opinion draws the best vaginas?
>>37800387
For me it is Spazkid
Come on someone got to have favorite artist
Rick and Morty is another shitty normie show. If you watch it get off my board.
>>37800384
Go the fuck back to R*ddit
Really though have you noticed how slow the normies talk?
To ensure that people clearly understand them. Robots talk too fast so there's a lot of miscommunication with them. You guys need to stand up straight, speak up, enunciate your words , and look at the person you're talking to. Also stop interrupting the person you're speaking to. Wait for them to go completely silent before you make a comment or answer back.
>>37800340
oh fuck so thats why everyone tells me to talk slower
A girl flirting with me once said I should be a teacher because of how fast and detailed I can pack information when I speak. She then compared me to John and Frank (Hank? I dunno) Green with how I explain stuff to people.
Is this what she meant by that? I talk fast?
is he /ourguy/? will he get convicted? if i was him id go ER on a police station before going to jail
>>37800269
No he's not /ourguy/. No one on /r9k/ has an army of female preteen orbiters sending them pictures of their assholes. He's a pedophile Chad.
>mom is drunk and raging again
>she is screaming at dad who is also drunk and he will probably punch her soon
when will it end
get drunk and punch them both
>>37800100
I'm sorry that you're living like I had to when I was 14.
I hope it gets better someday, or you should just leave.
Need to move out m8. Can't fix their problem.
Call me chad one more time motherfucker and i will fucking enter you... I will fuck you right in the ass motherfucker... Fuckin Little Asshole... You know what i do to little assholes like you?... I lick em... That's what i do.
>>37800035
I don't think anyone would be calling that guy a chad lmao
looks like he ended up on the wrong end of a fucking shovel
>>37800153
Its honestly not THAT bad. Ethier way,he would probably still steal your girlfriend.
>tfw no gf to go grocery shopping with on Sunday mornings
>>37800019
>tfw no gf to go to church with on Sunday mornings
>tfw went grocery shopping with GF
Even something as simple as that can be fun. We were planning what to cook, joking around, telling each other stories about various food we have in our countries.
>>37801037
STOP TAUNTING US NORMIE
AAAAAHHHHH REEEEEEEEEE
Haha! Anon, your bum is as good as mine!
>>37800005
wtf is this shit? Fuck off you pathetic trash
>>37800055
huge cum load
>>37800005
Damn, I'm not gonna be able to come even close to that! I give up, I don't wanna play anymore!
ITT:We post things that will increase your quality of life
Cure for ADD:https://www.google.com/#q=bookstand
>Sheriff wants me to go fishing with him and another officer this evening
>my stress for the day is relieved
Did anything good happen to you this week, anon? Are you feeling any better?
what/who do you live for, anon?cant sudoku cuz i cant leave my sister alone ;_;
Keep her safe, hug her and tell her you love her every day
i live because being dead sucks even more
>>37799935
t. normie
oljggvnmjjjj
>forced to go to backwoods county fair with divorced dad and his family
>spend time with his brother and his mom
>grandmother asks me why i don't go out and talk to some girls
>i-i want want to focus on geting my military career started
>not the actual reason
How do i tell them i am not sexually attracted/that i despise white females?
>>37799840
are you enlisted or dep? If you haven't gotten in yet run, the military is a shit experience.
>>37799871
I am going to go to basic in a few months and honestly,i doudt the army is as bad as people put it out to be.
>Wow anon, you're so tall
>Do you play basketball xD
>*Insert another stupid talk joke
Just a reminder being tall doesn't mean shit. I wish I was like the rest of you guys.
>>37799810
>Hey, this is anon, my little cousin
>"little" haha XD LMAO
>he doesn't use a condom to jerk off
Cmon Anon don't be such a pleb.
Condoms are expensive!
I only use them a couple times a month when I wanna break out my dildo.
>>37799773
>not protecting your bepis from AirTDs