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Why don't you come to the planetarium?

What's your excuse for not visiting her?
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>>34830257

>going to read this VN soon

How does it compare to Kanon, Air, and Clannad?
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>>34830352
Pretty short but very good. Guess I don't need to tell you that you probably should stock up on tissues.

Can't compare it since they're still in my vn backlog
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>>34830257
Nah, dude. I cried last time. I can't go through it again. Let's just save her program and keep her comfy.

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who do you think /ourguy/ is?
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>>34830250
Ice king is definitely /ourguy/
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>>34830250
so what board is gunter
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> smart
> socially inept
> involved with the bioncle equivalent of the s.t.e.m field
>friendzoned by Chad thundercock vakama

Nuju was /ourguy/

can someone explain this pic?

why does lebron have his arm around kate?

why are lebron and kate sweaty and disheveled?

why is Prince William holding a little baby jersey while lebron holds a big long one?

what is william looking at?
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>George
That small jersey is probably for his son. Also Kate looks normal
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>>34830233
This picture is really weird. Lebron looks so unnerved
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>>34830233
the fucking sweat in his fucking armpits
>maybe it's a double afraid of being called out on its bluff

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>havent been to the dentist in 4 years
>side teeth no longer touch each other right
I have to keep gum in my mouth so I have something to bite down on. Otherwise my crooked teeth would clatter and hurt my jaw. Anyone know this feel of not going to the dentist? I fucked up years of invisalign all because I am scared to leave the house.
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>>34830181
Dude you seriously fucked up your jaw alignment to the point that even the highest tier of braces won't fix it. Great job 10/10 autist
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>>34830181
I had a filling pop out of my mouth back in 2011 and I ignored it for years and years until it got totally infected and the pain was so unbearable that I couldn't sleep because just closing my jaw would send a shockwave of pain through my head. Finally I crawled to my mommy like a toddler and she brought me to the dentist and I had them pull my tooth and while I was in the chair they also pulled my wisdom teeth that I also should have had taken care of years ago.


I was just too autistic and anxious to go to the dentist, so I know that feel.

Same with going to the doctor's. I had some health issues bothering me for years but again I was too spaghetti to go there. I could barely look at convenience store worker in the eye and mumble some words, let alone sort my life out as an adult.


All I can say is that we prefer a familiar suffering over feat of the unknown, and it's never as bad as we think it will be.
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>>34830181
Havent been to the dentist in ~5 years. Have 2 teeth that i dont eat on. Otherwise no problems.

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cute cock, I'll be your fembot tonight anon~
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>>34830095
Your face makes it look like you wouldn't be fat. Hmm...
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>>34830095
yes, but i must warn you. i am a fembot (male)
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>>34830095
if by fembot you mean female (male), then yes

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Hey, I'm a pretty smart guy. Got an IQ of 130, studying STEM etc. I'm just wondering if it's possible to be both intelligent AND trans?
I've been thinking maybe I'm trans for some years now, and I'm thinking maybe I should start hrt or something. However, I don't want to transition if it means I'll become stupid. I've heard only stupid people are trans, is this true
Is it possible to transition and still remain intelligent? How would that even work?
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Every trans person i know is super smart for some reason
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>>34830081
I don't think being trans makes you stupid, but there is a difference between being stupid and doing something stupid
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>>34830081
If you think transitioning will make you stupid then you probably are already stupid.
Or this is bait, which wouldn't be surprising.

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>off ritalin...be the dumbest most humble person ever
>on ritalin...full of arrogance and self-important.

It makes me wonder if all youtube stars are on ritalin.
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I've been on stims for like 10 years and never acted like this.

You're probably just a faggot who thinks he's hot shit because he's hyped up on amphetamines
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>>34830104

you're literally acting like what I described now.

fucking arrogant fuck.
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>>34830135
I'm not going to argue with you right now, anon.

Come, fap with me

https://luscious.net/c/trap_manga/pictures/album/kobayashi-ga-demon-sugite-komaru_266584/id/15718575/@_0004

Let us put our differences aside

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Who else going to #DieAlone here?

What are you plans until that time comes?
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Just gonna collect dank memes and do other things I enjoy.
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avenge my fallen comrades by murdering fascist scum of course
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>>34830084
forgot to add pic sorry haha

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Hey /r9k/ I thought we could get a thread together about bettering ourselves and trying to achieve our goals or dreams and shit like that.

Anyone had any luck along these lines?

I have been exercising a lot and working on shit with a girl I am very into, and it seems to be going well.

Let's hear what you all are doing or working towards.
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>>34829981
Well, after college I'll get a job as an actuary, then save up money, and maybe try starting a business for the heck of it.
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>>34830018
Nice! How are you liking college?

I just go to my classes then come home, and then go hang with the girl I'm into if it is the weekend or something.

Don't like college too much, but it isn't horrible. It's like my third try and I'm not gonna fuck it up cause I have some money coming in from scholarship stuff.
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>>34830143
Luckily this semester is much less Hw-intensice than last semester; changing my major from chemistry to actuarial science was definitely ideal for me. I actually quite enjoy math, so things are going pretty well, and I think I'll quite enjoy being an actuary.
The reason I want to try a business despite most likely enjoying being an actuary is basically because I want to at least have the potential of becoming wealthy, and to just the satisfaction of owning my own business.

Good luck with your college stuff, what do you plan on doing?

Who here /NEEDS a backrub/?
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My turbo Chad roommate in college taught me this trick. Always be whining that you're in pain and ask cuties for back rubs.

And I forgot it only works if you lift and are alpha as f***
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I never got the whole ASMR thing until this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1zwXvAXdw
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>>34829874
once had a creepy phase of randomly giving everybody backrubs. was really good at it, but...really awkward thing.

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Anyone /given up/ here?
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Given up, to what extend?
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>>34830289
Sleep, eat, vidya, repeat.
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>>34830301
No, not really. I have given up on relationships because I hate being around other people, so I will be alone for the rest of my life, but that's ok. I just want to have the rest of my life be as comfy as possible, so I know I have to put some work in from time to time, so I can get a job and all that. I really just don't want to end up unemployed like my father and be as miserable as him.

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Was he, dare I say, our guy?
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Slytherin=/pol/ and /biz/
Gryffindor=/sp/ and /soc/
Ravenclaw=/sci/ and /lit/
Hufflepuff=/r9k/ and /jp/
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>>34829926
Gryffindor=/sp/ and /fit/
Rest is correct though.
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>>34829770
> Platonically loved a girl his entire life
> as Friendzoned as Friendzoned gets
> She married the literal chad thundercock jock bully
> Was ugly as sin, oily and greasy, skinny, weak and awkward
> A magnet for bullying
> Was into weird obscure shit that pushed people (including the girl he loved) away
> Became ultimately bitter and depressed whose only pleasure in life was to torture little children for being happy.
Yep, pretty much.

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>just ate a whole one in one go
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>>34829702
Enjoy your cellulite.
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looks like an anus
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>>34829702
At least you have good taste in candy.

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>tfw 27yo
>tfw wasted last 10 years shiposting and fapping and crying about being 2/10 ugglo.
>tfw I could focus on programming and learning math
>tfw I would have great job today

fuck this shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34829685
and when people told you this you just wrote
>fucking nomie reeee
should've listened OP
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>tfw 27 years old
>shit job
>shit life
>poor
>ugly
>stupid
>still have cystic acne all over my back, shoulders and neck

Someone just fucking kill me please
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>>34829802
op here
I learned basic unix and basic programming in pascal at age of 11, back then when there was no material in my language ant 56k internet was pricey as fuck also my parents have only basic education so there was no one to support me.

But I am certified mentally ills schizoid, during puberty my brain fucked shit up and now I am here.

I reconciled with the fact that I am ugly as fuck, but my own mind fighting with me? Now that just unfair.

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>gf has a small dick

So gross, it's like hooking up with a little girl, I want a grown woman.
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>when your gf flexes her erect half inch clit while you're sucking it and making circles around it with your thumb
>tfw she only squirts pee and not cum
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>tfw actually a girl with small dick
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>>34829645
>gf has a bigger dick than me

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