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give me pics of cute (alive) animals

i'm depressed and need cheering up
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>>37864902
I bet that deer tasted delicious
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>>37864902
Okay, OP ehere you go.
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>>37864902
I know I'm awful
But it's because they taste delicious

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>Illicit anime use destroys lives
It's time to change say no to anime.
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>>37864884
ok, but I can still play my visual novel
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>>37864884
My lifes already in pieces, anime being the last thing which keeps me from an hero.
So, I'd rather not
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>>37864884
>Bitches about anime on an anime based site

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does any other oldfag feel like they've transcended all of the petty worries and problems concerning sex, career, starting a family, and other trivial matters? what is this comfy feeling? is this nirvana? is this enlightenment?
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I came here only for the pepe
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>>37864756
define oldfag first
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Not really old but I feel like that most of the times. Solitude is bliss really. It gives me time to think, it sets my mind free but when I see friends, couples, family I see what I am missing out that's the when I feel like shit

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I'm willing to take on 4 people to life coach from here, post discord, I have gym workout in a few hours from now and other shit to do.
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I'm withdrawing my offer, let this die.

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First - A woman will always find a mate no matter how ugly she is. She literally just has to spread her legs. For men on the contrary it's very hard (but you all know it hehe).
Second - Society rules are about protecting women in every way. Eventhough women cry "patriarchy", the very laws of our western world are made to protect women, to provide for them. For example, nuclear family gives each wife a husband, in a real patriarchy 20% of the males would rule as alphas and take all the women (like in islam). Now with welfare laws, a woman can take the phone and cry and she'll get housing, food coupons, education, ... While a man can die with his open mouth in the street, nobody will care. And if she has children it's even easier.
Third - She's adult, has adults rights, but if it does please her, she can be a woman-children all her life, her good man will provide for her and take all the risks and assume responsability for all the decisions. She can live a frivolous and superficial life, and everybody will be fine with that. Even the *strongest womyn* look after the most alpha male to tame her.
Fourth - She can do whatever it pleases her with her emotions, outfits or behaviors, because for every of her choices it will be "her choice", and people will be frowned upon judging her (in our modern liberal societies). Who are you to judge this strong woman who experiment her sexuality, you reactionnary *shitlord*, ugh? On the contrary no self-respecting man can cry, no man can wear a fucking short at work (very strict dress code), and a man who has the slightiest misdemeanor will be sentenced as a dangerous psycho.
Fifth - A woman can perfectly fail and achieve nothing, nobody will really care as long as she's a nice gentle cute woman who dresses well and puts make up on. If she succeeds, wow that awesome, but even if she fails, wow, that was awesome for trying! Way to go, gurl!
Sixth - Did I mention the kids? A man is basically a pedo and a rapist.

cont'
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These are all the absolute advantages women have in our societies for now.

ALAS, if our gentle and compromising societies are protectors and allies for women, we all know who are their biggest enemies: themselves.
It is well known that women have jealous, aggressive behavior towards other women.
And by letting more and more women taking part in how society works, it has 2 effects.
First - They lack the ability to stand back, the abstract thought capacity to project, and the capacity to plan consequences to make functionnal society laws, they wreck every traditional ways of life, for the sake of "equality" and "rights".
Second - There are more and more women to interact with, everywhere. And because of this, civil society becomes more and more unwelcoming for them.
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>A woman will always find a mate no matter how ugly she is
Well...
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They are children with boobs.

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I know plenty robots been to whores

But anyone been to something more kinky like mixed wrestling or dominatrix?

I feel the need to get choked out by some muscular legs
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So when someone gets depressed, it's natural for them to start fucking up in life and not climb the social ladder, get a good education and job or otherwise adhere to the standards expected of them. These people, especially men, generally feel like they aren't worthy of being in a relationship because no one would want someone who is a fuckup like them.

Now, the problem is, both men and women feel this way, lots of people have insecurities around finding someone of the opposite sex to date because they feel like unworthy failures. I want to know if anyone has ever managed to find someone who was equally as fucked up as they were and had a nice, low-pressure relationship where they didn't expect perfection from each other and could just live together in shameful happiness like neets or losers.

It should be possible, and I bet it would be comfy. You might even be so happy that it was easy to become a normalfag and realize the only problem was being lonely in the first place.
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>>37864575
I'm currently looking for this. I'm not even that big of a fuck up, but I've had a really rough life and I'm afraid of people because of it. ideally would just like a nice person to work on things together and be codependent to an extreme degree. When I'm with people I like I forget about a lot of my bullshit.
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>>37864716
The question is, are any girls looking for this, or is it their instinct to always look for a guy who can provide for them?
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>>37864921
Obviously it's their instinct to look for guys that can already provide for them. And you know what? I can get dates with those girls, I can fuck those girls and make them my girlfriend. But I won't feel comfortable with them, I won't feel a connection with them, I'll be bored by them.

So in the mean time I'd rather be alone and doing some what of a useless search for some one that probably doesn't exist than settling for emptiness like every one else does.

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>tfw you see a middle school girl with an amazing body and you're supposed to pretend you don't notice
It doesn't help when they wear super tight revealing clothing.
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>>37864568
I oreganp kno, rite?
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>>37864568
>middle school girl with an amazing body
fucking gerontophiles
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>>37864568
Honestly women are the best just after puberty. Society nowadays takes into account their 'intellectual' develpment but honestly it shouldnt. Hello FBI

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Please stop replying to no gf/want to kms or I'm a loser execuse, lot of these people have fuck all problems or minor ones, stop wasting your time on people that don't deserve it.
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i want a girlfriend though
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Eh, I just get bored and like to give (you)s. Some people clean up trash on the highways, I give (you)s to 18 year olds thinking their life is over because they have no gf.

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NEET were right all along. Fuck.

I wagecuck and since my job is easy and i don't have much work in the summer, i arrive late and leave early.
Today, my manager called me to order.

I get it now. I am paied not in exchange of my work but in exchange of my living time.
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>>37864491
its not like you're using it to truly live, anyway.
you're not living your best life, so it's wasted regardless. might as well make money with it.
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>>37864868
>Living my way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>living 8 hours a day for the enrichment of another guy

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Genuine curious, how does one have anal sex without having a few accidents...


Like seriously making sure you relief all defecation is one thing but accidents can still occur i'm sure

Like i've seen some porn my man and i can tell you they do some inhuman stuff, regarding anal sex etc.

How do you have sex without gross incidents, not that it happened yet, i shower, shave and make sure everything is cleansed, but you never know, especially when your getting kinky and weird.......

Stories and tips welcome
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>>37864388
>how does one have anal sex without having a few accidents

Easy. I just have sex with her pussy instead. Self lubricating and no poo, also feels amazing going raw and knowing you could potentially impregnate her.
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>>37864515
This.

Anal sex is actually low tier in contrast to what stupid normies have told you.

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I'm happy you guys tried to keep mine alive yesterday
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Don't mind me, just bumping this from page 5
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Don't mind me, im also bumping this from page 5

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkdtLjQT_Eo

I'm starting a video game review video podcast. tell me if I have potential. people say i have a funny voice, do I? feel free to post your own channels
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>>37864358
if you're just doing it for fun then don't stop. If you're trying to become youtube famous currently I would suggest start putting more direction in your videos? like have a script and know what you're going to say before you just go in front of the cam..

But if there's people like leafy and keemstar that are youtube famous then any one has the potential to be...

good luck anon
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>>37864441
thanks. it's just for fun at the moment

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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>"Anon, does this outfit make my butt look big? Don't you lie to me!"
How do you respond?
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the real question is why you put your 2d glasses on your back, mlady
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>>37864288
thats easy mango
>BEGONE NIGGA
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37864288
>You bet your huge black ass it does.
That was hard. And so is my dick.

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