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>>36280354
I feel like logically there is a god and I have felt it emotionally but I never feel like it works after a short emotional outburst at church or after praying. I don't mind if you don't respond if you don't know, but how to fix this?

>>36280512
Anon, praying and going to church are meant to be communal activities. They are intended to bring people together. Going to church just to go, or praying just to pray won't give you that spiritual feeling. Going to church, hearing the pastor speak about how after the sermon they are going to the local soup kitchen to help feed the hungry, and going with them and feeling the sense of community, bonding, and satisfaction from helping people out is what brings you closer to God and gives you that spiritual feeling

>>36280354
because you're not supposed to do that shit in public

I accept you anon. Outcasts are outcasts and we belong together, free of normies.

But you probably don't accept me because I'm a tranny robot

>>36280359
Fucking faggots.

Jk, we are all sad fucks in the same boat.

>>36280348
Lose weight nigga.

I'm pretty sure you got a HUGE benis deep inside your fat pad and are actually a nice black anon.

You could either lose weight and get a qt gf or become a robot just like all of us.

>>36280335

The single biggest factor for me was working out. I wasn't fat fat but I was soft. Went from 6' 185lb 20+bf to 205 12% bf. Girls threw themselves at me, I got more respect at work, ended up dating a girl who I always thought was way out of my league.


Being unable to get a girl was what motivated me. As pathetic as it sounded, I used to think if I get this last rep out shell be with me.

Things were pretty bad for me at the time which was definitely a driving factor. I couldn't afford rent, had no friends or family, typical robot sob story.

>>36280335
>go to college
>you know what? fuck this shit, I'm not going to be the autistic fag I was in high school, we're adults now
>actually take the initiative and go out and talk to people
>maximise on those first few weeks where everyone is a little awkward to make the easy friends
>use those friends to springboard into friends I actually have traits in common with
>realise that I'm actually quite charming and well-liked by people when I'm not tripping over my own insecurity
>flashforward two years and I'm an entirely different person now with a wide circle of friends, much improved social skill/confidence and in the process of turning a relationship with a girl I've liked into a romantic one

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

seriously, though, you'd be surprised how easy it is to make friends when you stop woorrying and start putting yourself out there. Especially in this day and age, people are more introverted and if nothing else they'll appreciate you for not being awkward and taking the first step.

i guess i'm a normie?
i live with my bf now and i met him on here, but i still am very bad at leaving the house or being like social.
i still can't speak loud enough for most people to understand me on the phone.

i take sponge baths with lukewarm water and no soap or shampoo

>tfw take warm showers but sit down in tub bc lazy and stay there till no more not water


Am I alone?

>>36280286
>not taking baths

normie

>>36280247
>people with ten times your talent have quit because people got angry at them
This is the worst feel in the world

>>36280247
Adolfo Hitler was an angsty artist.
Teacher made him quit.
The rest is HIStory.

>>36280247
And that makes you better than them.

>>36280221

Have some children with her first and raise the kids a little bit before splitting up with her

This makes me never want to get married. Is this what robots would do after marriage?

>>36280221
I'm sure this is bait, but either way, unironically off yourself.

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>>36280218
And (You) are part of our family as well.

>>36280218 (You)
>>36280456 (You)
love you guyz

is this a bully thread ?

I am sad 'every' day. You're just a little normie "I am sad TODAY" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36280194
Every. Fucking. Day. ORGINALITIO

>everyone on this board is fucking sad.

bumping because i am interested in what m'anons think of this neat post right >>36280122
here

>>36280122
I hate women and I can't explain it, their mannerisms kind of, this low affect hubris with no substance to it.

>>36280122
take the camera, turn it off.

>>36280084
Fuck off cunt
i love you ;<)

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>>36280084
Join the Air force you fucking faggot, best housing , easy work, and you won't be killed by stepping on a landmine is some god forsaken country.

>>36280275

But I'm not trying to have the best housing and the easiest ride.

I'm trying to do the best I can for my country. Someone has to step on the landmine so that others can sit in a nice house for 4 years.

/pol/ is a bunch of ninnies.

>>36280078
Most white people on here are lower than the dirt on your shoe, don't take it personally anon.

/pol/ is mostly non-white. Really makes you think.

>>36279948
Don't they have a fuckton of niggers?

Why was Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Maryland excluded?

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>>36279997
>tfw I live 1 mile north of West Virginia
Checkmate idiot

WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR

OREGANO

>>36279943
LE RONG GENERASHUN

>>36279943
>tfw 28 and addicted to 70s / 80s pop


As if I needed another reason to be completely unable to relate to others my age.

op here
if this post is even, i'll take one more shot

>>36279894
oh boy oh boy oh boy oregoin

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Here are some memes have a good night

>>36279854
no, he was a demon
but he did employ robots to do his bidding

>>36279874
So Aku is an INTJ Hijak?

>>36279922
possibly
but originally

I haven't watched the series in a while