>be streamer on Twitch named Gardogg
>be autistic NEET
>stream all day in basement
>still has qt3.14 gf because chad
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Chad doesn't play by normal rules.
https://youtu.be/TQEJCB6CZhU
>>36364466
>Look good
>Have money
See? Not that hard.
Will the Bogdanoff's lead the beta uprising?
Lol what who are these dudes hehe
>>36364499
Quick rundown on them:
>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the Bogdanoffs
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
I was bogpilled awhile ago.
Im waiting for the command to come down the line, Im ready to spring into action at a moments notice.
They'll never see us coming
What does the inside of a girl's butthole taste like?
>>36364379
Feces you freak
>>36364379
shit probs
>>36364379
cream cheese my dude
/r9k halp I have to do a presentation with a 6/10 cutie but I'm too much of a pussy to actually talk with her about it. What do?!
Guys you gotta help me, I don't want to drop out and fail her either but she is too cute, I don't want her to think bad about me...
I already made a post on the /uni/ thread but I just got ignored...
>>36364364
well, she's definitely gonna think bad of you if you don't work with her
>>36364384
I know that too, but I'm such a horrible person. She will hate me guaranteed when I actually sit down with her and work with her...
>>36364407
why would she?
Hello there wagecuck, good morning for you.
are you ready to go to your work?, I hope you are ready for another day of slavery.
Go out and earn that daily dollar you silly wagie.
>>36364246
called in sick so am watching snooker famalam
comfy
i'm about to be late for work because of fucks like you driving. i've been stuck in traffic for an hour and i know these people aren't going to work.
good morning homies. drinking my coffee in bed, here in my house to myself. it's nice to be alone.
Soon I'll go to my office and slack off, slow day, maybe hit the gym at lunch, then eat a steak and potato.
It will feel good to get home with another day's pay and some gains in the bank.
Someday you'll be out from under the whim of your parents.
How do I get a qt international Chinese student gf?
Be white and tall. Be mindful that fobs stick to their own kind but I guess you don't like westernized girls.
>>36364223
Just visit any random university camous and go to a party there. Asian poon is easy mode.
Be rich and wasteful.
How do I become a robotic person?
>>36364132
Fuck off with that normie meme.
>>36364141
What is a normie meme?
>>36364148
>>>/r/eddit/ you have to go back.
Wahhhhh it's sooo coool to be a robot XDDsfts
Will they ever stop making porn? Like if people stopped making porn today, nobody would notice. There's already so much porn out there that nobody is going to run out of fap material.
Speak for yourself. I can't find anything good anymore.
>>36364127
Eventually people would notice that all porn looks really dated
As long as Jews and 18 year olds desperate for money exist, there will be professional porn.
As for amateur porn, that shit is like an endless spring it just keeps on going forever as long as young women are taking vids for their bf's to upload onto the internet
ITT: post your fetish and let other anons judge you on it
>breast expansion
>Lactation
>>36364062
>Mom son cuckolding
>Bimbo sissification
>X-change
>Other body switch porn
>Interracial cuckolding
>White extinction
>Floor tiles
>Femdom
>Masochism
yea i'm one of those guys
>>36364085
>using a set of memes this old
heh nice try kid
Hmm. How do I ask out a guy? Right now we're not really friends/in the friendzone and just text for the most part, don't want to hook up and want relationships, but idk it's just weird
I don't speak normie.
Are u a grill?
qqq origin
>>36364057
Need more info on the situation than that
>origiginoli
>>36364057
show up at his house naked and covered in nutella it worked for me
How do you feel about smoking girls?
I know it's filthy but I can't stop being so attracted to it.
>>36363958
I have no special feelings for em.
Im somehow against smoking but not that I care so much.
The only downside would be smelling that garbage when Im around said smoking girl.
>>36363958
>I know it's filthy
What do people even mean by this? Is it just a meme started by anti-smoking lobbyists that people repeat?
>>36363958
Its a total dealbreaker for me. Weed and cigs is disgusting to smell
Mr Anonson, before you leave the doctor wants to talk with you about castration. You know all male virgins past the age of 19 have to get castrate right? You should take your appointment soon or else you'll get arrested.
>>36363946
Does that mean a girl will finally touch me down there?
>>36363946
Boy, you people sure entertain some fucked up fantasies.
Pretty fucked up anon.
Don't read pic related (if you're a manlet).
Who cares about this bitch
>>36363905
Manlets, apparently
>the difference is one subway
Ok I actually laughed, what the fuck is wrong with me. Could an anon please put a bullet in my head?
TFW I'm drunk and out of cigarettes.
Please shoot me in the head.
>>36363846
>Please shoot me in the head.
no
>tfw 4/20 is in two days and I'm broke and almost out of weed
It's gonna take some willpower but I may have to stop smoking weed for 48 hours so I can celebrate the national stoner holiday.
>tfw no smoking buddies to play vidya with
>>36363846
where u live cus no one can help u if u are anon
Animify yourself thread! It's super cool, totally not homo, and everything looks better in anime, even your cute face!
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Is there another site with more options?
Here you go, mai face
Like a 1000 times better looking version of me