How do I tell if a girl likes me?
Please tell me /r9k/
What would having an Otako gf be like?
What does a 5/10 male look like?
After going to /fit/ for a year, I would say I went from a 3 to a 5.
who jere drunk robot?
waht areyou dirnking
Have a 2 page essay due tomorrow, haven't even started it. Instead am drinking and feeling sad for myself. Why did I do this to my life.
I wish, with everything I've been doing (drinking heavily while also doing other work) I just can't do it right, unless I want a slurred shitty piece of work, will probably see if I can just get it turned in late.
Why do normies say that living alone is terrible?
Are they just whiny little kids that don't like to do housework for themselves or is it really that bad?
>full body shave
>starts growing back in two days
>full body nair
>feels like I have cancer for 2 weeks
How the fuck am I gonna find a sugar daddy if I can't be smooth
did you ever think
LITERALLY EVERYBODY IS RELATED TO EACH OTHER
WE'RE ALL FAMILY NIGGA
ITT: EVERYBODY IS A BIG FUCKIN HAPPY FAMILY
You could have saved her robots.
All you had to do was move to Japan.
Why don't you just put your money into cryptocurrencies. If you put a thousand dollars in ethereum last year you would be a millionaire. The market is still very very small and growing extremely fast. There is work going on to create a framework for a decentralized internet and you're not investing in that shit?
Seriously every year will pass you'll look on back at cryptos like you've done before and wish you had put money in it and yet you still relent doing so.
Kek gave us this gift. And he loves you miserable neets. Accept his gift and move on from your horrible lives. Go to /biz/ already and transcend into true neetdom.
Walk with kek anons, follow the way the internet goes and you can live a life of eternal fantasy.
Not a millionaire yet but it has given me hope for a better future.
>it's a find a giant centipede in my room right before going to sleep episode
>Find giant pregnant spider in the corner of my room
>try killing it with a broom
>NO THEYRE EVERYWHERE
>snake under the bed
>monkey tapping on the window
>crocodile in the frontyard
>mountain cat eyeing me down from his tree
>nigger down the street greeting me
I fucking hate this island it's literally Australia without the spiders and killer dinosaurs
Let me give you a run down about her. She is a slut who had me at 18. She is the sole reason I'm pro-choice. I'm hoping more whores that got knocked up at her age and would become shitty parents would abort their kids as opposed to bringing them up miserably. She is 36 or something now and is single, haven't having her pussy raided in the last 8 years. Of course, know that the last of her eggs are being destroyed by the body she's constantly in an angry state. She reminds me constantly about how pathetic I am about about how I suck the last fucking slivers of joy out of her mind and how horribly unproud she is that I fell from her womb.
I want to kill this lady. Since she has no love in her life, besides possibly her own parents, and I would rather sit on this computer I am on now for the rest of my life than spend one more fucking day with her, she has cats to add some bonding to her spirit. She speaks to these two cats like she would a room mate. Asking them how they were, how their days have been, and if they're hungry constantly. God forbid one of them meows back in response; thus ushering in an hour of goo-goo'ing while I mutter at her uselessness from the other room.
If my computer could pay the bills, I'd kill my mom.
waw ... Kill my mom too I'll pay you in good btcs
Yeah same. Single moms are the most cruel, evil beings on this Earth right now. You should be kind of grateful she's still relatively young and not a 50 years old dried up bitter cunt like mine.
>tfw no snek waifu
why even live
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
>LIFES TOO SHORT TO EVEN CARE AT ALL OWOOOOOOOOOO
'Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality,
It never fails.
And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.
I got stopped by two cops last night while holding a beer, and got a citation for having an open container while underaged. I'm 19 fuck this im gonna fucking kms