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How do I tell if a girl likes me?
Please tell me /r9k/
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>>39356181
WHY are you asking this board of all places? Do you have brain problems
>anime picture
Nevermind don't answer that
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>>39356181
If you can't tell, she doesn't like you.
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Do nothing until after she days someone else who impregnates her. After she regrets it all she'll tell you "you know I kind of had a thing for you before all this"

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What would having an Otako gf be like?
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>otaku
>gf
the two don't mix
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>>39356492
Otako, not Otaku
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>>39356588
you act like that's any better

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What does a 5/10 male look like?
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>>39356155
hmy orignal nigga
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After going to /fit/ for a year, I would say I went from a 3 to a 5.
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>>39356169
ls that you?

who jere drunk robot?

waht areyou dirnking
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Its 7am and I already took a couple shots of vodka
Guess I gotta get weed again to stop that shit
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>>39356158
keep dirnking anon
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>>39356175
My sides and stomach are actually hurting when I drink too much tho, Guess I kinda fucked my body in the past

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Have a 2 page essay due tomorrow, haven't even started it. Instead am drinking and feeling sad for myself. Why did I do this to my life.
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>>39356138
Only two pages? You can get that done quickly.
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>>39356152
I wish, with everything I've been doing (drinking heavily while also doing other work) I just can't do it right, unless I want a slurred shitty piece of work, will probably see if I can just get it turned in late.
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OP is a faggot. Nobody feels sorry for you

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Why do normies say that living alone is terrible?
Are they just whiny little kids that don't like to do housework for themselves or is it really that bad?
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>>39356126
Living alone is great and the best thing is I don't have to wear dress till someone is coming.
> I just roam around naked .
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living alone for me is the same as living at my parent's house
either way I sit in my room alone and play vidya
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>>39356182
What are some pros and cons to living alone?

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>full body shave
>starts growing back in two days

>full body nair
>feels like I have cancer for 2 weeks

How the fuck am I gonna find a sugar daddy if I can't be smooth
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there's always waxing and permanent laser hair removal
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Epilator, my dude.
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>feels like I have cancer for 2 weeks
can you explain this?

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did you ever think

like...dude

LITERALLY EVERYBODY IS RELATED TO EACH OTHER

WE'RE ALL FAMILY NIGGA

ITT: EVERYBODY IS A BIG FUCKIN HAPPY FAMILY
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>>39355913
We're also related to bacteria. We all come from a common ancestor and share common DNA. Go hug a petri dish full of bubonic plague bacteria, faglord.
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>>39355932
My cousin to the nth degree is a fungi
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>>39355913
I hate my family and my family hates eachother. Relation means nothing to me.

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You could have saved her robots.

All you had to do was move to Japan.
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Gah, she was so cute, I just want to hug her. Why do greedy jewpanese have to overwork their qts?
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>>39355956
>Why do greedy jewpanese have to overwork their qts?
the bosses should be tortured to death
HOW could they let this happen

I wonder what kind of shit work she was doing anyways
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>>39355897
Who is she? I am sad now

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Why don't you just put your money into cryptocurrencies. If you put a thousand dollars in ethereum last year you would be a millionaire. The market is still very very small and growing extremely fast. There is work going on to create a framework for a decentralized internet and you're not investing in that shit?

Seriously every year will pass you'll look on back at cryptos like you've done before and wish you had put money in it and yet you still relent doing so.
Kek gave us this gift. And he loves you miserable neets. Accept his gift and move on from your horrible lives. Go to /biz/ already and transcend into true neetdom.

Walk with kek anons, follow the way the internet goes and you can live a life of eternal fantasy.
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>>39355794
Should i put 1000 into ethereum right now
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>>39355833
Do it. It's a small amount of money and the price will only go up.
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>>39355794

>JOIN BIZ
JOIN BIZ
>JOIN BIZ
JOIN BIZ

Not a millionaire yet but it has given me hope for a better future.

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>it's a find a giant centipede in my room right before going to sleep episode
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>>39355771
>Find giant pregnant spider in the corner of my room
>try killing it with a broom
>NO THEYRE EVERYWHERE
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>39355816
>Not accepting the spider gods blessings
Faggot. You will go infertile.
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>>39355771
>snake under the bed
>monkey tapping on the window
>crocodile in the frontyard
>mountain cat eyeing me down from his tree
>nigger down the street greeting me
I fucking hate this island it's literally Australia without the spiders and killer dinosaurs

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Let me give you a run down about her. She is a slut who had me at 18. She is the sole reason I'm pro-choice. I'm hoping more whores that got knocked up at her age and would become shitty parents would abort their kids as opposed to bringing them up miserably. She is 36 or something now and is single, haven't having her pussy raided in the last 8 years. Of course, know that the last of her eggs are being destroyed by the body she's constantly in an angry state. She reminds me constantly about how pathetic I am about about how I suck the last fucking slivers of joy out of her mind and how horribly unproud she is that I fell from her womb.

I want to kill this lady. Since she has no love in her life, besides possibly her own parents, and I would rather sit on this computer I am on now for the rest of my life than spend one more fucking day with her, she has cats to add some bonding to her spirit. She speaks to these two cats like she would a room mate. Asking them how they were, how their days have been, and if they're hungry constantly. God forbid one of them meows back in response; thus ushering in an hour of goo-goo'ing while I mutter at her uselessness from the other room.

If my computer could pay the bills, I'd kill my mom.
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waw ... Kill my mom too I'll pay you in good btcs
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Yeah same. Single moms are the most cruel, evil beings on this Earth right now. You should be kind of grateful she's still relatively young and not a 50 years old dried up bitter cunt like mine.
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>>39355705
>story is a complete meme
>touhou picture
>tripfaggot
You can make shit like this up.

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>tfw no snek waifu
why even live
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>>39355680
snakes don't have arms though.
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>>39355680
what if your penis is a snake
and also is your waifu
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>>39355680
hi wind re

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I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
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Lmao. Shrek 3 right?
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>LIFES TOO SHORT TO EVEN CARE AT ALL OWOOOOOOOOOO
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'Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality,
It never fails.

And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

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I got stopped by two cops last night while holding a beer, and got a citation for having an open container while underaged. I'm 19 fuck this im gonna fucking kms
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Serves you right, fucking criminal.
We have laws for reasons and you're a degenerate who doesn't respect them.
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Nigga I had a cop threaten to shoot me at 19 for stealing pool chairs, calm the fuck down.
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>>39355611
fuck this shit my life is over


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