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Daily manlet shame thread and story time.
Please post emberessing manlet stories to make tallfags feel better.
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>>34431578
Is the guy at 5'9" rounding up? He looks half a foot shorter than the guys at 5'10"
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>>34431578
5'9" guy is way shorter
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There have been a lot of threads about manlets here lately. Nice.
>Who /lanklet/ here? 6'2'' master race reporting in.
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This cute girl is willing to become your lover for the rest of your life, but you have to forget everything she did in the past.
Would you take her?
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>but you have to forget everything she did in the past.
who is she....what did she do in the past
did she kill someone or something.......?
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Fine okay I give up. I surrender.
I'm so lonely, I can't keep waiting for my virgin dream girl, I am ready to accept whatever comes my way if she looks like that. I don't care if she was blacked, I mean it will hurt, I just won't think about it. For the greater good I can finally have a wife and it will stop hurting so badly.
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>>34431568
No. I'm sick of manipulative bitches thinking they can whore it up all throughout their youth, and still land a decent guy before they hit the wall.
Your fucking past matters, ladies. You wanna be a whore and devalue yourself, then you gotta pay the price.
The price of being a used up hag whose all alone.
>tfw listening to sad songs and crying like a teenage girl
I'm 26 and I literally can't stop crying
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THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GIRL
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
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>>34431556
It's okay to have those moments op, it just reminds you that you are human and have valid emotions
>>34431605
story of a girl* you fucking retard>
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>not being emotionally detached from everything by the time you're 20
get with the program "robot"
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ITT: things you miss from school
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Pic related
Also tendie stories welcome
Also
https://youtu.be/j4PTf7LgsIE
Normalshits btfo
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>>34431495
What is the meat in that sub, anon??
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>>34431517
Its a mcrib
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>>34431594
I think you mean GRADE-D RIB-SHAPED MEAT PATTY SANDWICH
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Is it actually weird for men in there 20s to not get laid?
Out of my group of friends, one has a girlfriend. We all go to school or have jobs, we aren't your typical meme virgins.
Is this average? Are men these days just fucked by the system?
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>>34431468
Yes, it is weird from a biological and historical perspective.
Modern young men are too stressed, don't get enough sun and exercise, their food is nutritionally depleted, and the environment is chock full of deleterious chemicals.
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>>34431660
Nah, it's just cunts who are cunts and won't settle for anything than Adonis himself.
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>>34431770
>being stuck within the perpetual cycle of self-validation through physical pleasure
how's it feel to hate yourself anon?
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Is Shia Labeouf a robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcieqyPdJs
This chad trolled him hard.
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>>34431402
Even celebrities can't escape autism
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>>34431402
A robot? You can be a super lib and be a robot.
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>implying Shia isn't a Chad in Autist's clothing
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>27 kissless virgin
>going home from work
>playing tekken on my psp
>train stops in a station
>cutie hops in
>she smiles at me
>I smile back
>after 5 minute she comes to me
>"mind if I join you? It sucks to sit alone there"
>she doesn't even wait for my answer and sits beside me
>"I am femanon. What is your name? Are you from there?"
>"I am normie slayer. I mean anon. Nice to meet you."
>reeeee fuckng roastie leave me alone I want to play vidya
>"you play games on your tablet?"
>fuckng bitch can't even find the difference between a psp vita and a tablet
>"hmm...yes"
>"I love playing games too on facebook"
>She starts to talk a lot
>asks me several questions
>I usually answer wth "hmm" or "yes"
>after several minutes she says
>"I see, you are doing something important I will leave you alone"
>she leaves
Did I do good robots?
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>>34431371
I mean, if your goal is to not get dates ever, then keep up the good work.
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Someone got the courage to come speak to you, you push them away like an entitled Stacy. You've become what you hate, anon. Dont do that.
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>>34431404
Who needs girls when I have my waifu?
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Toad Powered Piss Bottles... If you're a normie you'll probably puke while trying to watch this 2017-01-26 07:17:00 Post No.34431338
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Toad Powered Piss Bottles... If you're a normie you'll probably puke while trying to watch this
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If you think your normal piss bottles are stinky, I just emptied one of mine that was 2 years old and full of dead toads. They were all dissolved into mush except for the bones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJhIzJ93v0
This was one of the stinkiest things I smelled so far - as a biological weapon of mass stink-tion against the normies I think it should suffice. I have a couple others that are aging but I wanted to see how one turned out that had been sitting for a while so there you have it.
Pic related is original thread when the bottle was fairly fresh (still a month or so old at that time though).
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>>34431338
Wtf is wrong with you m8. Are you planning to just chuck this on random people?
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I think we found ourselves the future god emperor of Australia
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You really made your country proud on Australia day
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Fembots, do you think this girl is hot?
I can't help but be attracted to her.
Why do you dumb millenial femanons have to do dumb shit like prostituting yourselves "for the experience"?
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She's like a 9/10 for me.
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>>34431323
OP what is that website? It doesn't look like backpages. That was my bread and butter, and I haven't found a good alternative.
So again, dear OP, what is that website?
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Im pretty sure i recognize one of those pics. Please google search pls i dont want you to get mugged
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Irrational Fears General 2017-01-26 07:16:21 Post No.34431322
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What irrational fears do you have, /r9k/?
I fear that when you die, your mind goes full retard in terms of time perception, so everything just freezes but your conscience doesn't.
For all eternity, still with a conscious mind, you're trapped in nothing but your thoughts. Kind of like Stephen King's story "The Jaunt".
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>tfw nobody responds to your fucking thread again.
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i fear death. Everything i know now never existed when im dead
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>>34431826
because your posting some specific title shit, with a boring lame ass image and then expecting people to care about your post.
You got to be all like
" "FUckin fears and shit robots get"
Whats with this cunty fear shit, am I right? sometimes I get scared my dick will fly off
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And then you sit back and let the reply's fly in.
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Just been prescribed 5mg of 30 tablets of Busprione and 100mg of 30 tablets Sertraline. Any good?
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>>34431280
Sertraline can help with depression but you're not getting high. 100mg a day is too much to start with, they must've said that.
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>>34431377
Originally I was just on 50mg of Sertraline that I had taken from November up untill the start of January before they decided to double it up to 100mg. Now they have decided to give me Busprione along-side the sertraline to cover my anxiety whilst I get used to this 100mg of Sertraline.
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>>34431423
Similar to what I did but I never had Busprione.
If I remember correctly 100mg was much better than 50. Have you gotten any effect from months on 50?
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Bored. Command my dick.
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Shoo shoo dick. Run away to man who will use you
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>>34431287
kek
OP BTFO originallllllllly
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Tuck behind your thighs, balls too.
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In this thread I will post quotations narrating the life of Joseph Goebbels from his birth until he and the Nazi party took power in 1933:
I intend to cover:
>his childhood
>his experience in school
>his experience with women
>his artistic ambitions
>the struggles he faced in Berlin prior to gaining power
If this thread interests you please bump to keep it alive.
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>>34431236
pls. go onbump
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On his birth
>"He began his life story thus:" Born on October 29, 1897, in Rheydt, at that time an up-and-coming little industrial town on the lower Rhine near Dusseldorf and not far from Cologne."
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On Joseph's portrait of his father
>"Conceding grudgingly that his father would in all likelihood go to Heaven, Joseph would write: 'I just can't understand why Mother married the old miser.' He painted a picture of his father lying in bed three-quarters of the day, then reading papers, drinking beer, smoking and cursing his wife, who had already been about her housework since six A.M."
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On Joseph's attitude towards his mother
>"His sympathies were all with her. 'I owe her all that I am,' he once wrote; and he remained beholden to her all his life. He had his mother's astute features-the face perceptibly flattened at each side, the nose slightly hooked, the upper front teeth protruding"
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Fascinating pls. continue
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Is Russia a robot in country form?
>Few allies, lots of enemies
>Total shithole
>Rife with substance abuse
>Run by a literal autist
>Diplomatically isolated
>Has autism meltdowns on the international scale
>Ugliest men in existence, but full of qt girls who cuck them for foreign rich guys.
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>>34431217
>Run by literal autist
>Ugliest men in existence
Neither of these are true.
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>>34431301
Putin is an autist of the highest order. Even professional psychiatrists agree.
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>>34431217
Well they manipulated a presidential election and destabilized their biggest rival so they can't be THAT robotic.
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What the fuck are you playing, my niggers?
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the electric guitar homie.
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>>34431202
path of exile, its back and forth between that and age of empires
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>>34431202
Osu! I'm bored of almost every other game at this point in my life.