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>>37227669
>cure

just wash your hair every day, nasty ass

>>37227983
that's not good for your hair

I doubt it. I have to wash my hair every morning to get all the greasy oil out. I also tried the no shampoo meme for 3 months. It didn't change anything and was just a disgusting experience and waste of time. If I fall asleep for even an hour it'll get greasy. All manner of shampoo types have made no difference. There seems to be nothing for it. Just make sure to keep your sheets and pillows washed. I do mine every 3 days. It won't change the oily hair situation but you don't want all that oil rubbing off on the pillows and then onto your face causing pimples that can be prevented.

>>37227593
faggot donate to 7zip

Thanks for your support of free market capitalism

not surprised that this is original

>>37227562
The police are on their way. You essentially raped her.

>>37227603
Thing is, all I did was match eye contact with her and she just does that.

>>37227562
She was toying with you. She may or may not have found you attractive but more than likely she was doing it more to see your reaction then anything else. Any normal guy under the age of 40 probably would've had a similar response, especially if you remove the middle-school from the equation so that her age was ambiguous. Don't stress over it.

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>>37227548
When will /our boy/ stan shoot up bulgaria?
I mean, he is a disaster waiting to happen.

>a locked door prevented the beta uprising
What a meme

>>37228083
The idea of a "beta uprising" is kind of funny because those two words don't go together. It's an oxymoron. It's like saying the Sahara is going to get flooded

set my feels to minimum levels please

In the 2010s, my colleague Dr. C. Wallace Snacks was performing life-saving surgery on children with blue balls syndrome. That surgery often left the children needing to be temporarily attached to "feels on wheels." The feels machines at the time were large devices that required their own carts and relied on wall current for power. As a result of a power blackout on October 31, 2016, one of Dr. Snacks's young patients died. Dr. Snacks, who had worked with me before, asked me the next day if I could solve the problem. Four weeks after finding a circuit diagram for a metronome in Popular Electronics, I delivered a battery-powered transistorized feels machine about the size of a few decks of cards to Dr. Snacks. After successfully testing the hand-made device in the laboratory, I returned to create a refined model for patients. However, much to my astonishment, when I came in the next day, I found the pacemaker already in use on a patient. >>37227377

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>>37227287
pIeas no

>>37228420
Hey faggot jibberish is against the rules

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>>37228564
oh no, were the rules broken? did somebody break the rules? have the internet police been notified? this must be a top priority for them. we cannot have anarchy here. in fact since it's over state lines maybe even international you might want to alert the fbi, this is a very serious matter. very serious indeed quite grave.

>>37228851
hay guise i just got call from internet police they said i should apologize
im sorry
kjgdfhaflkjh;kdjaghjdl;ajfgan;

You know that whatever sense of righteousness you get out of doing this isn't going to change her mind or make your life any less shit, right?

>>37227188
It's for the kek, anon. And OP is right.

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>>37227188
I'll make sure to give her one from you when we bone. She a cutiee.

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I don't think her body is like spectacular but her face to me is a 10/10

>>37227082
I like how dumpy she looks while still being pretty. Makes her seems approachable.

Does anyone have that one shoop with the naked fat guy in the mirror?

>>37227013
haha i have a girlfriend and you dont

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it doesn't even make me sad

it only fuels my rage

>>37227154
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD, JUST GET OUT OF R9K FUCKING NORMIE TRASH REEEEEEEE

>>37226815
No there is not anon that is max comfy I wish I could be doing that but instead I'm in bed browsing stressing about my exams

>>37226928
I hope your exams go well anon, you should get yourself a hot chocolate or some tea with a movie

>>37227069
Thanks anon, feeling to sick (nervousness I guess) but I think I'll watch a movie any recommendations?

>>37226780
I wish their refugees would fuck off

let reddit be reddit. I don't really care - if you're incel and reddit still appeals to you, you're holding on to hope like a failed normie

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>>37226780
At least it kept them contained. Now they have to fuck off this board.
>mfw someone called me a newfag when I said I hate people in general

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Anaheim are a bunch of cheating fuckers
>goalie interference to eliminate oilers
>getting dommed by nashville next round
>2 goals not counted by goalie interference.
Fucking pedowood calikike jew team playing refpuck. If I see ducks jersey I am going to drop that fucker so hard.

>>37226566
what even happens in california

>>37227546
Not much when you are in the Inland Empire, Orange County, and Desert Cities.

Niggers are one step above animals though
You should switch the hobo with a white one

>>37226334
What a stupid picture

High priority
>rich women
>women
>rich men
POWERGAP
>Men
>girls
POWERGAP
>boys (can't do anything without parents)
>poor men
POWERGAP
>prisoners
ULTRA POWER GAP
Animals (literally zero rights)

>>37226418

What can little girls do without parents, idiot? Get molested?

What will you do with it, robot?

I have a smaller trust totalling about 20 million

>tfw dirt poor
>tfw better channer than OP

/escapism/ general

>all that effort
>still get called a boy

I don't even want to try anymore

>>37226232
He cute? What's his stats

>>37226246
maybe his bf IS a boy you dildo
trap doesnt mean mtf anymore