Kekistan Cringe thread
ITT: Kekistan cringe
>Anon, why is my willy so much bigger and fatter than your little baby willy?
Toll collector told me to have a good day
Well, I'm out, see you later losers
Hey robots, what do you think of his outfit? I wanna buy something similar, specially the boots, they are fucking awesome.
>Your schoolbully Tyrone will never blackmail you into crossdressing.
>He will never force you to take pills and shave until you look pretty.
>He will never rape you until you can't live without his cock anymore.
>You will never wake up next to him one day, as his woman and be surprised when he gives you an engagement ring.
>He will never grab your ass while you're cooking him some food saying you gained a little weight down there.
So I just found out my coworkers have been treating me differently. They weren't asking if I was okay because they want to be friendly. They were genuinely asking because I look like a nervous wreck all the time, which I am. I drop things all the time, I stutter when I take orders, I hesitate to ask questions because I'm too nervous, etc. I think my boss thinks I'm only nervous around him because of his race but that's not the case. I'm super happy when he's around because he helps me out and teaches me things.
Should I try to get on anxiety meds? Any fellow robots on them? Do they help you at all?
>tfw find a girl you generally fall in love with
>tfw things start going well and take things slowy
>tfw one of your close friends fucks her behind your back
>tfw you seem them two stagger back to his place while you get ready for work
well that's what you get for trusting people
Tyrone cornered me and asked if I want to play ba ba black dick what the fuck do I do
>5th night in a row I've dreamed about having friends to hang out with and someone who loves me
This is not okay
What is the name for hispanic Chad?
>Everyone in the band is cute
>Bright primary colors
Anything after the 80s simply CAN NOT compete.
Never thought of that, but yes, you're right. I remember as the 90s become more and more greedy and corporate I watched every form of media and every person sell their soul to capitalism. Then everything after 2000 just got worse literally every single year and IT STILL FUCKING IS.
>Friday night in 2017
>you sit on your PC shitposting
>that cute "introverted girl" you like so much is out getting BLACKED
but yeah I wanna fuck that minion
Hey robots, care to play Cards Against Humanity? http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=35
does the person who uploaded this video browse r9k???