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Do any of you watch MMA?
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20% cool shit
80% boring/ultra gay rolling around on the floor
if I'm in the mood for violence against humans i just browse LiveLeak or TheYnC
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>>35973377
I watch your momma...bitch
>7th level bone bracelet in Neanderthal dirt slapping reporting in
>Fucking try me
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>>35974179
shut up, faggot. you're just a faggot.
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ITT: Stories of insufferable mothers 2017-04-02 06:00:39 Post No.35973367
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god i hate moms.
> playing the fuck Katia managan simulator 1964 Rhodesian bush war edition
>pic related, its katia
> meganut.txt
>crave tendie treats and a big boy sized mountain-shake (5.9 liters of mountain dew mixed in with 10 pints of ice cream, served in a jerrycan)
> "MUMMIE TENDIES AND SPECAIL DRINKY NOW" i scream down the stairs
>" No anon. you're severely overweight and your fried chicken isn't helping" the bitch yells as she enters my room AND DOESN'T EVEN BOW like they do in the animu
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>start screaming and punching my head, all while flinging my poopie/tinkie jugs and farting.
> take out my katana and unleash my big boy poo-poo on it
>slash mom with it
>"ANON WHY"
> "GIVE ME TENDIES YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH NIGGER"
>tie my XXXXXXXXXLL soiled undies around her head
> jump out window with backpack full of poopie/tinkie jugs
>Have type superior 14 nambu pistol in trencoat pocket
>IJA field cap on head
>lumber down road to Boston market
>enter the building and scream "TEEEENDIESS AND A BIG BOY MOUNTAIN-SHAKE NOW!!!"
> "sir, you need to leave" says some stupid normie
> "NOT UNTIL I GET MY TENDIES"
> start throwing tinkie jugs
> they explode in mid air over the dining area, showering everyone in fermented piss and plastic shards
>normie from before pulls out taser
>shoot him 47 times in the chest
> start screaming and shitting myself
>people are running in fear
>Police arrive
> "DROP THE GUN AND GET ON THE GROUND"
> Start throwing poopie jugs at the police cars
>passing police traffic helicopter stops and uses spotlight to illuminate me, flying low.
> "DIE STUPID NORMIES REEEEEE"
>Fire my nambu at the pilot
>He's killed and crashes his heli, causing a 14-car pileup that kills 20 drivers and pedestrians
> "TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES" i chant as i throw poopie and tinkie bottles at police
> Suddenly I'm tazed
>start crying and farting
>get put in paddy wagon
to be continued
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cont.d
>in paddy wagon
> start shaking the van and screaming "GIMME GIMME GIMME CHICKIE CHICKIE CHICKIE"
>We pass over a bridge and the driver looses control
>go careening off the side
>blackout
>wake up to MY VERY OWN WAIFU KATIA
> she reaches into her pants pocket, probably for a condom
>fuckyes.tga
> it's actually an M1911
> "we don't allow jap scum in here"
>shoots me in head and sends me to a place with a lot of fire and veggies
fuck you mom, its all your fault
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>>35973367
that's a fine story and i've learned some lessons that will stick with me forever from it but i really need to know more about this fuck katia managan simulator
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>tfw quarter black with crazy mulatto mom
>tfw huwhyte-passing
>tfw my mother constantly shits on white people and men
>tfw she constnatly asks me why i don't identify with black people
>tfw she's neurotic and controlling, and has offered to pay my brother's friends to literally spy on him
>tfw she has a history of freaking out at me in public, and when i explained to her how this exacerbated my anxiety, she sent out a long e-mail explaining how her insane, neurotic behavior in public can be credited to how she was "persecuted" for being brown
This is hell.
I'd be able to type out something longer and more coherent, but I'm drunk atm.
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>Someone from uni invites me to hang out
>Feel mocked, insulted and find reasons to hate him for it
When did you realize you are the villain?
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Don't worry about it anon. It's not a joke, they're being genuine and they want to actually spend time with you because they like you. Whatever hurt you in the past has no relevance any more.
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Normie lies are not appreciated here.
Begone, cog.
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>>35973347
>When did you realize you are the villain?
when heroes started storming my fortress and telling me i was
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Class invited me to a beach party on next weekend .
Telling them that I "Just don't want to join them" would sound edgy and borderline autistic , wouldn't it ?
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Go and figure out your problems >>>/adv/ Kthnx
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>>35973262
The normie thing to do would be to say that you have something else planned and that you can't make it
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you are a normie and you should get out
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Who /mangina/ here? Couple weeks ago I discovered you can make your Benis look like a vagina my tucking it between your thighs while it's stretched over your hooch and taint. If you haven't tried it, try it. It's pretty comfy bros. post manginas.
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Can't do this because my thighs are too thin, I have a gap.
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Dude look at this fat pussy there
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Stupid dumb black nigger
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Give me one good reason not to buy a sex doll.
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They can't love you back
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Your hand is free
You'll still be lonely
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they will point at you
they will point at you and they will laugh
they will laugh and they will call you names
they will call you names and they will beat you
they will beat you and they will tear apart your doll
they will tear apart your doll and they will burn everything
they will burn everything and they will leave
they will leave and you will die
you will die and you will be dead
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tha movies that give you /feel/s
POST IT
pic not related
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cloverfield
i gotta admit
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the most robot movie ever filmed, no other movie gave me so many feels, it was like seen myself
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Le Necrophile
I've had so many nightmares about being in the exact same situation before I saw the movie
Gives me feels every time but that's what makes it so good
Who here /literallyandunironicallyzerofriends/?
I used to have a bunch of friends I hung out with on a regular basis in elementary/middle school, then in high school I had a bunch of people I was close with in school, but never talked to or hung out with outside of school. Then in college, I just didn't talk to anyone in class or out. I literally haven't texted anyone outside of work/school stuff in over a year.
It's like I don't even care though, I make no effort to talk to people or keep in contact with anyone I meet.
Anyone else like this? Is this a problem? Will I regret this when I'm older?
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>>35973141
Same here opie
Get some internet friends that wont ditch you because you dont have contact with them every 30 mins
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>>35973141
Zero friends my whole life here.
I'm so fucking lonely.
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me
And if you have ANY online friends or social media then you are excluded from this thread
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>>35971938
>>35970869
>>35961383
>>35969187
So, I'm curious why Asian women are one of the current hottest topics on R9k, to a point of obsession. As an asian girl, I am honestly creeped out and would appreciate it if you virgins wouldn't talk about my people, as most of the comments are mean, negative, misogynistic and yet you freaks obsess with us, I can't go one day without seeing a handful of threads about asian girls. There are hardly any threads about hispanic, white or black girls, but you guys seem to be nicer to them, shouldn't you be making threads on them then?
Frankly if you think asian girls are ugly or inferior to white girls then leave us alone and don't keep discussing us, just let us be invisible to you.
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>>35971869
Here's another virgin I found with nothing nice to say.
Why are you guys so rude?
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White cock was made for asian pussy.
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>>35973257
That's totally bullshit and you know it. Men reply to all the woman that message them. Woman ignore most men regardless of race.
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>google my name
>404 not found
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>>35973073
what is it
gftdrhtp iojkrfshpl,;t
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>google my name
>get lots of results about a professor
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>Google my name
>all girls
Haha thanks mom..
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Is anyone else on here Christian? 2017-04-02 05:43:56 Post No.35973051
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Is anyone else on here Christian?
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It's cool if you aren't I'm just curious if anyone else is. I am a Liberal Protestant Christian. I just wanted to know if anyone else was Christian. I haven't been church going in a few years but I think I want to start going again.
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>>35973051
god doesn't exist kys faggot
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>>35973279
I pray for your soul anon!
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>>35973051
I don't go to church but desu I have this weird feel that God might exist. Every time I ask for his help shit goes so smooth. I always thank him afterwards.
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Friendly reminder that any black woman hate is not tolerated here on /r9k/ as we have always been pro-nubian queens. All hate towards women shall be directed towards WHITE women not black.
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Black women are obese horse-pussy owners.
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I'm okay with that.
You may select 1 (one) black gf.
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>>35973078
Think again,sister.
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ITT: red flags for females and males in general 2017-04-02 05:42:04 Post No.35973015
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ITT: red flags for females and males in general
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>they are white or black
>my dog doesn't like them
>they don't like dogs
>don't like drinking during the day
>thinks amercan beer is the pinnacle of beer
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>>35973015
The best beer I ever tasted was a weihenstephaner desu
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>>35973015
American beer, at this point, is tied for the best with Belgian. German is mononotonously lagery, indortunately. Belgians are perfection incarnate, and Murican microbrews have absolutely insane creativity and variety. Seriously, go do brewery run in SD, PNW, Denver, or Chicago. You'll see anon.
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>>35973015
red flags for women
>has social media
>not virgin
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I have a Chad pill left 2017-04-02 05:39:45 Post No.35972978
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Dubs can claim it or decide what happens to it.
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"dubs decides"? What is this, /b/? Fuck off
What's in the pill
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Flush it down the toilet. No chads allowed here
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>>35972978
take them both
this is a very original mr robot commenterino
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How is this okay?
If a dude is ugly he's simply gotta deal but roasties yet AGAIN get life on easy mode
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>>35972970
>"What do you mean girls don't have naturally flawless skin??"
Why are boys retarded
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>>35972970
im fine with it as i'll be too lazy to use it anyway
even if it was acceptable for guys to do it
also only pleasure i get from females is when i see them at uni or being outside
i don't want to deal with them tho
and with make up they look better
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>>35972986
OH FUCK OFF ROASTIE BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE