Memetest Special Edition - Hopes and Dreams
Answer only as the person you WOULD LIKE to be, and post the result.
Let's see your alternative normie self.
https://www.16personalities.com/
Got ENTJ-A, normally I'm INTP-T, I guess I prefer it this way though, but if I were a Chad, then why not
>>34799565
ENTJ-A FAGGOT REPORTING IN
Ive got another feller ENTJ-er im not alone.. anymore..
>Utter disgrace
>I dont belong here
>Im still going to win
ENTJ-A hyper chad
We are living in a gynocentric, female-worshiping matriarchy.
>>34799562
>banning people from the new 50 Shades
This is a step forward, if anything
sounds more like inflammatory sensationalist bullshit in an attempt to promote the film, to me
>>34799562
It's the new nazi germany and us robots are the jews. Soon we are going to be pushed into working camps or killed of.
That being said why would you watch that movie anyway?
Why do you guys hate reddit?
>>34799542
Why do you look like a dude?
>>34799542
Why do you look like a man?
>>34799542
I don't
the small subreddits with small tightly knit communities are fine
obviously the larger subreddits are shit, but I don't go to those
>tfw Chad brother tries to out-eat me to prove he's more alpha in front of his new gf
>ends up complaining about stomachache while I have dessert
stupid boi
>>34799525
be my chubby alpha bf
>>34799525
Did you get to fuck his stupid slut girlfriend?
>>34799563
Never. She looks like a hippie. I bet she has armpit hair.
How alpha/beta are you? I can't say I'm surprised about my result.
http://www.alphawomanthebook.com/quiz/
>>34799494
Well that's fucking gay.
>>34799494
https://gyazo.com/9c1d33356007a3f5580e5d0e6ad1742b
>internet test is surprisingly bogus
pls describe the comfiest situation you can imagine
i need comfy thoughts
The sweet embrace of death.
Original
>>34799851
came to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q
The most comfy feel is cuddling with gf, but we will never have this (fucking normie pest on this board aside).
R9K, why are people so irrevocably dense? From the anti trump protests to feverish defense of anything without necessarily backing up their arguments with sufficient sources etc. etc. This may sound a little autistic but it kinda gets on my nerves.
The vast majority of people are painfully stupid
I blame the fluoride
>>34799469
>>34799504
>t. retards
it's not a protest, they are waiting in line at the apple store to get their phone fixed.
>Woman lead
>Movie is ruined
>>34799403
I pulled out my movie list and the only movie I can think of that's good and has a good female lead is Sicario and Conjuring 2.
>The movie has an annoying kid in it
I know this is a bait thread but I legit hate when there's a movie about some outcast who finds love and salvation in some girl who "believes in him".
Know how many times that shit happens in real life?
>tfw too far gone
>>34799397
how is this an original post? It's 4 words
>>34799436
suck me
>>34799397
>tfw death and success seem equally appealing
>tfw you're rejected your whole life so you get used to it and when someone treats you well you feel bad because you don't think you deserve it
>tfw you're rejected your whole life so you get used to it and when someone treats you well you feel like they're trying to trick you and they notice and they get away from you
>>34799367
>>34799409
I can relate to both of these. I'm such a shit human being that I can't imagine someone wanting anything to do with me, so I always assume people are nice to me as a joke.
>tfw you're rejected your whole life so you get used to it and when someone treats you well you don't know how to express gratitude
What happened to this fembot?
>>34799354
She got bored of you beta losers pandering to her and went back to fucking her BF like all other "fembots"
>>34799354
I have no idea what happened to cocochan. I miss her, she wasn't a complete birch like 99% of fembots.
>>34799381
But she's gay, anon.
notoringinallesbianwat
Continuing after a successful previous two threads
General Half Life comfy thread
post comfy half life images, express half life feels.
>you'll never be a black mesa employee
Any takers lads?
Dont leave me alone with my feels
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OIGIIFISf
Bumping for interest.
Don't have images to post desu
>fembots pretend not to care about dick size
>they all react like this when they see a big one
most of /r9k/ would have the same reaction
>>34799333
>fembots pretend not to care about dick size
>le current year
>niggas still listening to what women say instead of watching what they do
women use words to convey desired emotions not objectivity.
>>34799333
if mine was that big i would spend my days on omegle doing exactly that instead of here
>tfw no gay robot bf
WHY DOES EVERY GUY I MEET HAVE TO BE AN EXTROVERT NORMIE FAGGOT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Or date an extrovert guy who helps you strive to better yourself and stop being a social outcast?
>>34799320
>tfw gay introvert robot
>>34800065
Fuck I wish I wasn't so manly so I could become a femboy. It's impossible to get a femboy bf as well since they usually go for other femboys and most are in the united states and canada around here.
Are you obsessed with serial killers? If not, why not?
They're interesting but I wouldn't say obsessed.
The only thing I'm obsessed with is Tracer x Widowmaker sfm
>>34799179
I was when I was younger. I grew out of it.
I'm really interested in the zodiac killer atm, if anyone has any info hmu