Who here Liverpool or surrounding areas?
>>38180888
fuck off EuroKEKOLDS
goin on lad?
>>38180925
safe kidda
Does anyone feel like they can never be happy because of the ever-looming presence of death?
If I'm not sad about people close to me that have died, I'm sad about people close to me that can die. I feel like death is waiting to take everyone away from me at any moment.
I even got a hamster a few month ago, and all I can think about is how he's going to die in a year and a bit, and then I spiral into a deeper and deeper depression.
I know this isn't normal. Does anyone else experience anything similar?
The only alternative to an inevitable death is eternal life. Living far after everything you knew has passed on (or, an interminable eternity with the same people forever).
Death is a gift. Embrace the void.
>>38180823
I experience the same thing. I know my dogs and grandparents have very few years left and it puts me in a permanent state of sadness and depression, knowing that even if my life gets better they will be gone sooner or later regardless.
>>38180823
Living forever is 20x worse anon, be happy someday you get to die
How do I go back to fapping to vanilla porn!?
No porn for two weeks, fap to vanilla, no porn a week more, fap to vanilla
Start with cosplay porn and then to your fetish porn and your building back to "normal" porn.
Dunno why you would wanna go back though, other than content drought in certain fetish doujinshis.
I don't have any specific advice to give but for me at some point I hit a peak of degeneracy and then went plummeting back down to where I only jerk off vanilla hentai, softcore porn, and Japanese gravure videos. Maybe it'll happen to you too eventually.
What is your favourite animal /r9k/?
I personally love ducks, they are just such comfy animals. I love going to the park and feed the ducks by the pond, seeing them quacking and eating the breadcrumbs makes me not want to kill myself for a slight moment
>>38180792
I'd have to say eagles.
>>38180792
I really love rats. Everybody I know hates them as sees them as vermin, reminds me of myself since everybody fucking hates me. They're extremely intelligent and obedient pets too, people just can't look past their 'ugly' exterior.
>>38180943
looks cute
is that your rat?
This is the reason why roasties are the way they are... they would rather die than not dating Chad.
That's the reason this society is so fucked and only care about attractive men and all women.
>Roastie: ew I don't wanna date a smelly nerd fat guy
>Society: and you should not by any means! Nobody has the right to make you do what you don't wanna do
>Any guy: yuck I don't like landwhales, I prefer skinny women
>society: what a disgusting pig you are, you should feel ashamed of yourself, fucking asshole
I saw this image on Normiebook and you can tell it was straight made by a roastie. Entitled little cunts, I fucking hate them so much
I get a sinking feeling in my gut when I think about women now. They can store their eggs in a freezer and wait for chad to inseminate them for all I care. I could never live up to anyone's expectations.
Just joined the workforce. The three girls here are all "coder geek lmao I'm so nerdy" girls among like 60 dudes.
They're all fucking narcissists and can do whatever they want without fear of getting fired because they're a "minority." I fucking hate them all.
>>38180772
Loads of "robots" act like pic related too.
Also 90% of robots still won't date a fat girl regardless of what society says.
LETS GO
FIRM HANDSHAKE IN THE HOOOUSE TONIGHT
>>38180765
EVERYBODY GON' HAVE A GOOD JOB
>>38180765
This stupid fucking meme keeps getting better and better.
Nice, just gave 100k handshakes :)
If you want to step up your interview game, add me on Skype: FirmAnna
sad_dgb_cat
USE WHOM IN A SENTENCE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To whom do I deliver this mail?
>>38180726
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
>>38180726
Whom is a word in the English language.
An attempted aggression... leads to the heart of the labyrinth!!!
Well said nigger :)
>>38180704
Are you lost OP?
>>>/tumblr/
>>38180704
MOAR!
uniquely
Why do men like seeing women covered in jizz?
Many don't.
That said, it's about dominance and sexually "marking" a woman as yours.
Also, something that works for me: jizz is associated with orgasms so when I see jizz on girls I remember the feeling of orgasms which makes it erotic.
Again, many dudes think stuff like bukkake is gross.
>>38180701
It's hot. Maybe it has to do with ownership, who knows.
>>38180701
>it's about dominance and sexually "marking" a woman as yours
naw
fluid dynamics are just really interesting
THESE FUCKIN NIGGERS ALWAYS SHIT ON MY LAWN
WHAT SHOULD I DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38180610
>buy a gun.
>wait for another nigger to poop the shit in your lawn.
>shoot the motherfucker on the spot.
>black single mom and her brood just moved in to next door apartment
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT
I DON'T WORK HARD TO LIVE NEXT TO DARKIES
>>38180937
if you live in a nice area, they'll be gone in less than 2 years
Post your feelings right now.
My son will not leave his room. I didn't raise no loser.
Incredibly upset but I'm doing my best to ignore it like I always do
>>38180575
Halfway through the work night I'm feeling really relaxed. More than enough time to get my work done and take several long breaks. A tiny bit of longing for my friends is also present to be honest
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
OH SO GALANTLY WERE WE
FLAGS WERE STILL STREAMING
AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE THROUGH TO THE NIGHT
AND OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
>>38180556
that's some nice fupa
>>38180556
I would suck the sweat out of those folds!
>>38180653
How do these random fetishists always po up in the threads jesus. NOBODY would suck the swea out of those folds
Why doesn't /r9k/ learn to lucid dream
You get to:
>Fly
>Fuck whoever you want
>Kill/torture whoever you want
>Be a superhero
>Be a supervillain
>Have a gf
ect. ect.
Message for OP:
If I do not get dubs: nothing happens
If I get dubs: I will find you and fondle your boytittys while pressing up against you
If I get trips: I will get the succ from YOU
If I get quads or more: I will tie to my bed and cut you open and sleep inside you like Star Wars V ON hoth.
>>38180769
Nice try faglord, I win yet again
Several years ago I was obsessed with this.
>watched Inception over 20 times
>watched all of the lucid dreaming youtubers of the day
>started a dream journal
>tried meditation
...but like most things in life that require dedication and effort, I failed to build an everyday habit and school really fucked things up.
You know how it goes.
>1/3 of your life is over
>you have accomplished nothing
>self-made millionaires, professional sports players and porn stars are now all younger than you
>you are now at, or have passed your physical peak
>>38180538
Lol I am only 1/4 of the way there. I eat healthy, exercise, and all of my relatives live past 80
>>38180538
Also, if you eat right and exercise, your "physical peak" will last from 20 to 45 or so. Even longer if you do it right
Please OP I didn't need this feeling.
Oh god it's all so horrible.
who here /wants to go to prison/?
I have a huge urge to get arrested and put in prison for a few years, preferably solitary confinement.
I feel that it's what I need to kick my Internet addiction and become a better person.
Nothing but books and and mind to get though the day, I also like the feeling of being held captive so to speak, relient on the guards for all my basic needs.
I would spend my days plotting an escape and then if I can, go on the run and then live an exciting life on the run trying to survive and not get caught.
>>38180517
Solitary confinement will fuck you up worse, not fix you.
>>38180517
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ROB THE DAMN TRAIN, SON.
>>38180517
Dude...any r9k poster would get abused in prison. Not just sexually. You'd get manipulated/extorted, bullied/intimidated and your life would be hell unless you're a BAD MOTHERFUCKER or very crafty