my brother is getting married in about a month from now
what are the legal/ethical ramifications of paying a roastie (or anybody really) to be an escort for me to the wedding so I don't seem like a fucking loser to all my family?
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women go crazy at weddings and there's a good chance you'll meet some worn out roastie there that you can manipulate into sucking your dick
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>>36762452
You'll have to bear that shame forever. Just go solo
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>>36762492
shame of being solo or shame of paying for an escort? I used that term loosely I don't mean an actual hooker, or maybe I do, but I mean someone that I know from college or something to actually get paid to "pretend" to be my date for just one day. not revealing that she is getting paid would have to be one of the stipulations
>>36762486
I don't know mate there are like a little over 100 guests and the majority of them are my family from out of state and the others are the few friends of the bride and her poor retarded family
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You're trying to post something here on /r9k/, but this captcha appears and blocks your path.
>What do?
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>>36762412
Bottom left, left, and middle. Easy shit.
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>>36762839
bottom middle is also a girl. It's Anya from idolmaster.
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Top right my nigga
Joseph is a thiccie
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How do I learn to love myelf? What does that even mean?
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If you don't already love or at least like yourself, you never will. Your brain is too adept at picking every part of your being to pieces by now. Sorry, Anon, you'll never be able to follow that sophomoric single mom advice.
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>>36762422
>How do I x?
>It's too late now, man.
I love this board.
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>>36762479
it's always too late for everything in this board
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Perfect women don't ex-
>Christian
>Conservative
>10/10
>Happy
>Horror-Fan
>Doesn't Like Anime
>Doesn't Like Degeneracy
>Traditionalist
>Pro-Life
>Pro-Meat
>Pro-Miniature
Post yours here.
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>TFW spent 20's chasing after pasty manic pixie "geek girls" with hordes of orbiters and cluster b personality disorders instead of settling down with a nice religious girl
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>>36762394
Agatha is up there
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>>36762394
>self hating hapa girl who tries to suck up to neo nazis
good taste there
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it must be so goddamn easy being white
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ew what is that creature on the top gaodoodfdofdf fucking put on a shirt fuck.
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>>36762392
Is this echo park
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>>36762392
It's life on hard mode in America
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Why does every normie-lite faggot love this show? 2017-05-04 04:36:53 Post No.36762318
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Why does every normie-lite faggot love this show?
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What is the correlation between alt-normies and this show? Why is every person who watches this show a basic bitch 2.0?
There has to be some sort of sociology study on this.
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Because they have the xD i'm such a nerd herd mentality
BAZONGO
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>>36762318
i know a really cool old dude in his 50s who watches this show
hes never really had a gf and has no kids... hes really robotcore, usually always nice to me.
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>alt-normies
>not just ordinary normalfags
Fuck off back to redit
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G-guys. A girl just asked me out. W-what do I do?
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>>36762308
show her a picture of your waifu. tell her that she's a pig, compared to ye waifu
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>>36762308
Show me what she looks like. I'll tell you whether you should stay in your room or not.
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>>36762308
Say yes?
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FUCK YOU ALL FUCK THIS SITE MEMES RUINED MY LIFE
>browsing singles on social app
>notice new profile
>"I identify as female, but I still suck dick like a boy ;)"
>passable, whynot.png
>she reads almost instantly
>start getting to know each other
>she's actually easy to talk to but lives 3hrs away
>decide to meet a month later
>split a hotel at a half distance
>sitting at bed watching tv
>commercials come on, tension builds
>"Anon..do you like being with me?"
>keeps getting closer, whispering
>tongue is in my mouth, diamonds
>she undresses, arches over for me
>half way in she wants it rough
>"pull my hair daddy"
>about to cum, pull it
>wig flys off, she moans anyway
>grab the short hair and bust in her
>giggles and gets on me, starts kissing me
>no more hair
>starts feeling like this is gay
>grit and bare it so her feelings aren't hurt
>she's not focusing anymore, feel her hands
>slides her dick in me, looks pissed off
>"who's my little bitch"
>feels like knives in my ass
>smacks me and asks louder, this is broad daylight
>answer her so she keeps quiet "I-I am"
Cried during and it just made her cum, pretended it was an act, went to the lobby for a drink and drove home in tears, left my laptop behind. My ass has been itching and painful for a fucking week I cry every day it doesn't even feel normal, it's almost gay sex why the fuck do you meme this shit
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>>36762226
>Letting the girl (male) fuck you
What's wrong with you
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>>36762226
That's what you get for being a /b/ faggot, faggot. Tired of you bastards, you're worse thab niggers.
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r9k always shills for you fucking her (him), not the other way around. sounds like you were having a ball until you let her (him) fuck you.
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How can a normal guy become a robot? The challenge is usually the opposite direction but I really think I want to go upstream on this one. What do I need and any tips?
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How did you even find this place if you're a normalfag?
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>>36762188
i remember always staring at the covers of those books totally mesmerized
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>>36762188
>How can a normal guy become a robot?
You can't.
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friendly reminder to not fall for the asian women meme
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>I got laid the right way without a condom but this is bad
>now let me use my tale of woe as a warning to others about the potential pitfalls of dating women
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>>36762143
More an indication that nippon sows will move just as effortlessly to trap and bleed you of money as any white rostie. You ignorant fucking cuck-clown. It is a warning not to listen so goddamed closely when robots start braying about muh pure azn virgin
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Nah I've fucked 4 asian women.
It's cool because white men are like an erotic fantasy for themso they'll happily take it in every hole, but they are usually pretty insane. Asian culture is fucked up.
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This area is a pretty good area for robots.
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>>36762077
>SoCal
>good for robots
Since when?
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>>36762077
i would rather shoot myself than live in that area code.
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>mfw I lived there until about 7 growing up
You'd have to be wealthy to enjoy it as a robot
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Is this show any good? It is at 100% on RottenTomatoes, which is very impressive.
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Can I get a quick rundown on this. I thought the OP was a joke, but it turns out it is actually 100%. Are the reviewers just afraid to be called racis?
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>>36762151
It's not even racist, the main girl even gets bleached in the end.
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>>36762204
Why is it that all BLM women have white boyfriends?
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Question for 20 year olds: do you associate your childhood more closely with early 2000s things like Tamagotchi, Malcolm in the middle, and Star Wars prequels? Or 2006-2009 things like smartphones, Justin Bieber, and Hannah Montana?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12877970/
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Why do you keep posting this thread every night?
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>>36762000
I want to reach at least 1000 votes on my Strawpoll
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>>36762000
We need a rule against people making data gathering threads, shit like this is annoying.
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have any of the virgins on /r9k/ ever actually tried asking a girl out?
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I'm the reverse. By a stroke of luck, I'm not a virgin but I've never asked a girl out ever
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Only when I was in the mental hospital, boredom turned me into brad.
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Maybe once or twice
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Is it true that dominant femdom gfs don't exist?
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I'm dominant girl. Give ur personal details and I will bully you.
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>>36761965
Unless he had a great personality, she probably just has a thing for short weird-looking dudes. What his the chances otherwise?
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>>36762036
Role players fuck off
>>36761965
They're extremely rare, like 1/500