How do I unlearn my attraction to bbw? It's the only thing I can fap to anymore
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>>38045752
Stop fapping and stop looking at it for two weeks, and you'll go back to normal.
>>38045801
two months would be better. and you have to quit cold turkey.
>>38045801
I thought that nofap was a meme that only makes you think about non-vanilla shit
ORANGUTAN OUTLOOK
>>38045735
Chimpanzee Consciousness
>>38045813
Simian Standpoint
/r9k/ turning into the anti-/pol/ backlash board would almost be worth the janitard interference
commies don't like incels though so your strategy needs some work
I'll start:
>blow my nose in the shower
>Listen to AM radio
thread bumperoony
>>38045730
>piss in private restroom sinks no matter where I go
>behold, anon hast finally depart'd from the basement!
>wherefore thee not joineth us rath'r than spending all the timeth down th're?
how doth thee react?
Sirrah, my matters are not to be explained to thee. Get thee gone from my chambers, harlot!
>>38045687
Oh it's good yeah
Roasted cow meat harlots, begone.
>tfw empty inside
>dont care about good or bad news, events et cetera
>everythings just dull and empty
>>38045674
Don't worry. A girlfriend will fix us. We will experience emotions again. Just wait....
>>38045695
i dont want a gf, sometimes i feel like i prefer just drifting.
>>38045695
>tfw can't even feel tfw no gf anymore
ITT: Shit-tier YouTubers
I'll start with an easy one
https://m.youtube.com/user/hbomberguy
All of them
Next question please
https://www.youtube.com/user/MatthewPatrick13
>>38045984
>8mil subs
>over a billion views
>meanwhile im 25 and idk what to do with my life and just make funny videos i don't post anywhere
also Nostalgia Critic
Is eating ass beta?
>>38045534
Only if its a dirty anus
>>38045534
Ew dude, is that rat shit near her butt hole?
>>38045534
Yes
Only done this with girls I'd later realized i was being beta with
Same with eating pussy
Am done with both now lol, if a chick wants either instead of sucking my dick she's not into me and we should both move on
>get hit up for sex often but no one just wants to hang out
>someone was trying to get me to take nudes and I didn't even get it
>asked for frisky and emergetic pictures from me while we were talking about aesthetics
>thought he was talking about sports or something
>sent him pictures of coffee and people dancing with animals
>this continued for awhile until I got it and had to turn him down meanwhile I look like an idiot
>find person you really like but can't act on it
>tfw they like you back but you don't want to be a burden so you act stupid until they give up and get someone who can provide
>fall in love with someone because they are a good friend and have never made sexual advances on you
>they are gay
>turns down someone for sex but they continue asking anyways thinking you'll eventually change your mind
>get told to get hormones checked
>hormones are better than most people
>get told to become a blood donor by every doctor
>feel guilty whenever you het hit on
>tfw found someone I thought was compatible but turned out he was over half my age and demisexual
>moved away anyways
>yfw will never be a sugar baby
>>38045531
Your a faggot lmao just end it m8
anon you got bigger issues than what you posted seek professional help
>>38047532
Being asexual isn't a medical issue. Asexuals still have perfectly fine sexual functions. Some people are sexually attracted to the same sex, some people are sexually attracted to the opposite sex, some people are sexually attracked to both and some people are sexually attracked to none. Sexual attraction has nothing to do with sexual function.
Good afternoon, anon. I expect you to have sold 21 memberships and received 55 customer surveys by closing time today. To show you're serious, I expect you to achieve half of the aforementioned numbers by the time I've finished this coffee. Do I make myself clear?
>>38045522
can i talk to you yet
nice dubdubs
>>38046008
[SLUUUUUURRRPPPPP]
What was that?
>>38046141
Did you finish it yet?
>tfw you wanna lay your head into someone cute's lap and get pet by them
>>38045389
>tfw never evermuted for 16 seconds
>>38045389
>FB IMG
pls go back
>>38045389
I'd bet anything you're not even cute yourself, now fuck off back to Faceberg.
Give MBTI types names.I'll start
ESTP - Chad
Oh fuck INTJ is too accurate apart from the 9gag thing
>>38045482
>apart from the 9gag thing
INTJ - Ultra Chad
Do you pass the test? I didn't think I would, but my dick doesn't fit.
>>38045351
I was really surprised at how narrow TP tubes are when I first friend this.
How thick are they? My dick doesn't even look big and I can only fit the tip in
You do realize they aren't all made in standard size? Pointless fucking test you retard.
>>38045351
depends how long are you..? I stick out an inch or even more and the TP roll fits very snug, almost have to be forced on
if you are thicker than the roll but not that long you basically have a chode and that's disgusting
"So how good is your vision, anon? I mean, thousands of years ago you would've survived, right?"
bitch how long would you have survived without birth control and condoms?
I would have fucking died
I have 20:20 vision and it's a definite turn-on when girls ask you what your eye vision is and you can proudly you don't wear glasses. I also have an 8 inch cock but have only had one pretty lady touch it in all of my 21 years.
Is vaporwave dead?
The hype is dead, the genre not.
It's just getting less popular, which is better than being bastardized by normies
>>38045257
I wish there was more Elliotwave.
Been a while since we had good Tendie story thread, share stories you found or your own stories
>be me
>400 lb beautiful boy
>one afternoon mummy is helping me into my onesie
>mummy pinches one of my succulent rolls while buttoning up the front
>"anon, you're getting a little chubby chubby, you might need to cut down on the chicken tenders!"
>I turn around with the speed and grace of a master samurai, freeing myself from her grip
>bitchwhore mummy shall not get away with this insolence
>release my warning REEEEE to give her a chance to run
>mummy starts to back away but her words demand retribution
>grab my katana from the side of my computer desk and lunge at her
>as I surge forward, a bit of poo escapes from my bumhole and onto the floor (mummy forgot to button the backflap!), propelling me forward
>the force of my attack knocks mummy to the floor
>I fall on top of her and my wee wee starts to feel weird
>I lay there until mummy stops moving and my wee wee stops pulsing weirdly (I had also used all my power in my attack)
>when I roll away I notice a forgotten tendie under my racecar bed
>mfw I still got tendies
Don't have this one hand, but my favorite is the one where anon decides to save up a billion GBP by getting his life together getting a job and family and raising his kids through college but the instant the now 50 something anon hits a billion he instant reverts to shitting himself ditches his whole family and runs off to his elderly mothers old folks home to demand tendies again.
>>38046676
I've seen that one, want me to post it for you ?