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>>34709475
horrible forward carriage with reverse cervical curve

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>>34709475
Who the fuck doesn't sustain his full forearm during sitting in front of a computer? Tablelets gtfo

Want.

When I see images like this I hark back to an earlier time, where this was all I had to worry about.

>>34709468
>"Please leave your name, number, and a brief message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible."

>>34709501
>HI THIS IS THE GUY YOU ASKED TO CALL YOU AND NOW YOU DIDN'T ANSWER WHAT THE FUCK.voicemail

Spam their voicemail OP

no but seriously, people in HR are retarded.

Approve what message?

>>34709464
Noone on this board is old enough to remember him.

The average age here is probably 16

>>34709464
The Internet was a simpler thing back then.

Much simpler. Memes were allowed to be funny for their own content, and not through the ironic meta humor.

>>34709425
Depends, what's your relationship with this girl OP?

>>34709505
This is Tinder. Absolutely out of my league but she seemed like she enjoyed talking to me

>>34709571
Move on if she doesn't respond anytime soon. If they're interested in you, females usually provide some kind of alternative to your plan if yours doesn't seem doable.

Not just gangbangs but to be used and abused 247 and have my hole fucked by every man on the planet

i got close to a girl, she told me she wanted to have a three sum. i told her i didn't know anyone else. i did had a douche friend but didn't want her to meet him since someone at the hospital asks me about my friend when i see her.

>>34709406
Most dont but some women (men) do and love having their pussy (anus) pounded by multiple men

It makes some sense. If you keep thinking things that trigger you, you will feel bad more.

This doesn't mean deluding yourself. For example if someone says "anon you ugly autistic midget, get back to work" you can intellectualize it, you can say "this is the world I live in, just a fact", you can come to peace with it as you have come to peace with the inevitability of death.

>>34709376
And this has never been said before on /r9k/, never reiterated time and time again, never been proven to be correct.

Seriously, it's like saying that the sky is blue or that water is wet. We all know it.

>>34709376
All you need in order to be happy, is to love yourself.
Loving oneself is a mindset that can be acquired. Once acquired, you don't let go of it.
Typically, those who experience this will agree, and those who don't will reject this concept.

Fucking nothing because I'm broke desu
might go out to Walmart and get some pizza rolls or something

>>34709330
Ffs lad, how fat are you?

when will you implode

>>34709313
it exists, and it's called wizardchan. Moar like Azkaban if you ask me.

>>34709313
>attractive men
What is this fucktarded list? Your appearance should not have anything to do with whether or not you are a robot.

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>>34709470
> Your appearance should not have anything to do with whether or not you are a robot.
> Your virginity should not have anything to do with whether or not you are a robot.
> Your amount of friends should not have anything to do with whether or not you are a robot.
> Your gender should not have anything to do with whether or not you are a robot.

>>34709306
A screen doesn't just shift on its own.

>>34709306
>Spend 40 minutes writing out a thoughtful, witty post.
You mean roastie who had to share one of her life stories.

You know what I hate?

Spending 30 minutes on a thoughtful reply on a thread that closes the minute I hit 'Post'

i have a word document full of unused replies because I'm a hoarder and can't just delete them

>>34709287
Ight ill try

>>34709287
"Get the fuck away from me you creepy bastard"

>>34709731
But, Anon, you walked in on me, and you knew I just got out of the shower...

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Your biological clock started

TiK ToK

i don't really care about having a relationship with a woman, I just want children.

Even if you got a top-tier woman, what are the odds that you still won't die alone?

>heavy make-up
>frontlines

no

caterpillars on her face

The only way that these girls would be on the front line is if the beta uprising is suppressed by Stacy's.

Also remember to be productive today! Always work towards improving yourself physically and mentally.

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porn is bad for you! Stop fapping and you might get a gf!

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originele komment

>>34708999
If you message her insta she will know you are a creep and never talk to you again.

>>34709019
this desu lad
have you tried on the app?

>>34708999
When they stop talking its because they no longer feel comfortable being your friend but still like you too much to tell you and feel guilty about it. Just leave it.

>>34708963
> Implying good looks are hereditary

>>34709005
>implying such goddess would fail at producing quality offspring

>>34708963
There's a reason for this. It's because Americans gave her this much attention. Normally she'd have married some rich chad and bore him three kids or something, but because she was able to make a living as a sex object and not a mother.

She is not a mother for the same reason you know she exists.