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How weII do you handle confrontation?
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>>34015579
i've been successfully avoiding it for so long that i don't know the answer to that
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>>34015579
Horribly, because usually they occur because of some misunderstanding or nonsense.
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>>34015630
like in curb you enthusiasm?
And why aren't YOU praising the glorious leader.
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>>34015489
I will not worship another member of mankind as we are all equal under God. The only one who deserves worship is God Himself
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>>34015583
So i should worship a fictional character who has no power period in this world or the next over someone who makes uncle sam and china shiver in their shit filled booties?
Yeah OK bub
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>>34015648
Are you implying that your awful communist system is better than God himself?
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Which covenant would r9k represent best?
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The Rat covenant from dark souls 2
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Company of Champions
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Forest Hunter
NORMIES OUT MY FOREST NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why not get a 2/10 black bf with thick lips that you could throat fuck whenever you want?
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>>34015373
Hey look, its RoidGains.
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>>34015373
is vegan gains black? he looks white
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>>34015432
His mother is white. Singe mother. She burned the coal and paid the toll. Vegan Gains is a victim.
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The only women that ever tell me I look attractive is women in their late 30s, 40s, 50s and older.
What the fuck is this?
I have a qt 35 y.o lecturer at my uni who keeps flirting with me and saying shit to me about being attractive.
I lift so maybe she likes muscular and lean guys, but I never get this kind of attention from women in their 20s at all.
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>>34015360
Develop a Milf-fetish. Problem solved
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>>34015360
cougars have lower standards
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>>34015360
No one cares about a woman above 35, they're like robot level
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Why not get a 2/10 black gf with thick lips that you could throat fuck whenever you want?
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>>34015345
I never leave the house. I would like to get a black gf. It would be harder to feel self conscious and she'll probably have weed. Thing is though black men terrify me. I wouldn't mind blacks if they weren't violent. Even with black girls odds are you're risking becoming a target for kidnapping or worse.
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Black girls don't like traps.
; _;
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>>34015417
>I wouldn't mind blacks if they weren't violent
We are not all the same. Stop with looking at TV shows and movies and thinking they are facts.
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Don't ask about a new thread. Actually go and make it edition
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first for I want to fucking die
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second for our good GP
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>>34015326
Good lad.
>tfw go to dentist for first time in 3 years.
>she's very nice and polite in her ways of saying, yer teeth are raggedy as fuck mate, and you've got more plaque houses have cement.
>tfw going back in a week to get 4 fillings and an xray.
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What would you do if you came to your door? 2017-01-09 02:48:55 Post No.34015199
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What would you do if you came to your door?
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This is how I would greet Cara :
I'd swing the door open, give her a toilet roll and tell her :
"Go take a shit and wash your ass."
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>>34015199
*What would you do if SHE came to your door*
Fucking typo !
Soz !!!
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>>34015199
is OP's pic meme worthy?
What do you think of it
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New meme
underr8ed
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>foreskin so long you can't pull it back without it hurting like shit
>never cleaned your cock
who else /misformedpenis/?
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>>34015183
I'm circumcised and can't feel shit. I actually dicked holes in the rubber sleeve of a fleshlight.
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Malformed, anon. You have a malformed penis.
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>foreskin so long you can't pull it back without it hurting like shit
I don't think the issue is that it's long. How would it being long cause pain?
>never cleaned your cock
It's pretty much self-cleaning. Unless you're experiencing infections or inflammation you really have nothing to worry about.
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>woke up and ate a cap of 4-H-O DMT impulsively
>been really lonely and filled with anxiety the past few days
>tried to throw up but couldn't make myself
>feeling the comeup
well this is going to be fun.....not. See ya later brobots
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>>34015151
GOD IS EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING IS ALIVE, EVERYTHING IS LOVE, LOVE.
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>>34015243
fuck you
I'm feeling super jittery like i've never felt before. Should I go for a walk or what?
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Young man, seize power!
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white bois white bois wot u gon do, wot u gon do when i cuckhold you
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>>34015148
>People still believe this shitty photoshop is real.
Kill yourself retard.
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>>34015166
He's an actual football player retard
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I had to double check I wasn't on /b/ when I saw this.
This board is infected.
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>just stop being sorry for yourself and get confident bro
>mfw people don't realize that confidence doesn't come from within, it grows from external validation
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>>34015109
Eh, it comes from within. I mean, you posted a steve buscemi looking fucker, do you think that fucker got social validation while being an ugly rat looking nig in highschool? No he fucking earned his confidence and recognition by not being a pussy.
Though he was born with the good state of mind, ours is quite shit.
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>>34015124
nice tripcode fag
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>>34015124
>act in some movies
>people like your acting
>get praises
>get confident
Not so hard isn't it?
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what would your perfect day look linke? 2017-01-09 02:36:40 Post No.34015038
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what would your perfect day look linke?
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> wake up early at 6 am
> brush teeth
> go running together
> do a bunch of pushups and situps
> 7:30 am back home
> make out in the shower a little
> have a nice and light breakfast with cereals, joghurt, fruits and juice
> play some vidya on the console together.
> take a short nap in his arms while he pats my head
> he stays awake and watches me sleep
> wake up a hour later at 10 am
> brush teeth again
> do some meditation and yoga
> go to the city and do some street photography
> he shows me around all the cool places
> eat fastfood
> buy booze and drink it in the car in the way home
> be worried that he drinks vodka from the bottle while driving
> decide not to care because i trust him and i feel save around hin
> be flirty and kiss him and hold his hand when he tries to shift gears
> At home fugg and drink for houres untill totaly
exhausted
> order fat american pizza with thick hot cheese.
> eat it in bed naked
> pass out happily
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>wake up at 1 PM
>someone blows me
>eat some unhealthy garbage
>browse 4chan
>play vidya
>repeat points 2-5 until 4 AM
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>>34015038
>usual day
>get a text from her
>"Anon, I miss you so much."
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>>34015194
> her
disgusting
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who here good lucking and still a virgin because hes waiting for a virgin non degenerate pure gf
bonus points if you have never had a gf too
feels good to not be a degenerate normie
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>>34014965
>feels good to not be a degenerate normie
So true, my robot brother.
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>>34014965
>tfw I know a 21 year old Christian virgin qt girl
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>>34014965
Used to have a degenerate normie gf. I regret it. It was awful and it cost me a lot of money, plus I made an absolute fool out of myself. Keep good lucking anon, normie gfs bring nothing but extra suffering.
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A girl's room and especially her bed, looks so comfy. I imagine it smells like perfume and lipgloss and sweet pussy.
From what I've seen, the walls are often pink and sometimes all the colors of the rainbow are present in the bed sheets.
The bra and panties drawer would be like a treasure chest. I'd sniff every pair. They've got to have their dildos hidden somewhere too.
I would probably cum if I got the chance to lay down in a girl's bed or just crawl across her floor. I'll never get invited into a girl's room.
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That is one of the ugliest pussies I have seen on 4chan. Thats just gross.
>needs hair
>needs a bigger bottle
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In reality there's always a pile of clothes on the bed that need to be folded. Along with a whole bunch of other shit like a laptop, a few books, their small dog. A girl will have one small space to lay on while the rest of the bed is filled with shit. It's the same story in their cars. Such stupid dysfunctional creatures women are.
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>>34014960
Here's a nice pussy. Have you ever entered into heaven/a girl's bedroom?