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>>36313026
Feel sorry for her. One of the few women on the planet who would be nice towards a total retard creep just for the sake of the lonely guy having a friend. 99% of women wouldn't be caught dead with a weirdo like that.

i would kill to be in her harem of autists

so many nerds like to pretend chris isn't self-aware but in all of his photos taken in public he looks like he is sorry for being there

My sister caught me fapping when I was just getting into the habit of it.
Pretty sure she didn't understand what I was doing at the time, looking spooked with a dick in hand and belly covered in jizz.

>>36313025
>be me in the summer night going home drunk
>horny af
>lay down onto the warm concrete in the middle of the road
>take dick out, starts fapping
>fapping intensifies when I hear a gate open
>jump up and start to walk away, but know fully well that the woman saw me

>>36313025

I wonder how fucked up my life would be if I ever actully got caught sniffing, masturbating and wearing girls panties that live in the same college dorm as I.
Im litterly a sneak god and got copies of some of their keys.

I went from just taking shit from their laundry in the laundry room, dirty and or clean depending on how they handled their laundry box and stuff.

Ive been litterly real life seconds from getting caught. Like getting out of one of their rooms, the door slams, the next half second the girl opens the door to the hallway and im pretending fast as fucking walking with a normal cool pace like i was coming from the direction of the kitchen or something, just greeting her.

Im 25 khv virgin also btw. :)

>>36312981
why do you keep making these threads?
Origoil

>>36314041
I keep feeling that feel.

>you will never bludgeon god and shit on his rancid corpse

Nobody gives a flying fuck about your highschool drama. Sage.

You've got cucked, pussyboi.

>>36312978
stop being a friend, start being a man

>>36312951
"Black lives matter!"
>blacks kill more blacks than any other race
a-ayy lmao?

>>36312951
You think any of this matters?
You think you matter so much that you need to disturb the peace and serenity of everything
Not just on the internet but in the waking world as well
Non of this matters you conceited piece of human trash
We're just one out of trillions of rocks floating in an ever expanding universe and you have the nerve to preach your arrogance and selfishness to the whole world?
Kill yourself

yea blacks are the ones doing the murdering, by FAR.
so blm is the biggest group of hypocrite racists that ever existed.

fuck off you annoying weeb faggot

>>/a/

>>36312899
You have great taste, brother.
All music of Ms Kobayashi are top tier
Check out Non Non Biyori as well, It's the comfiest anime I can think of and the intro feels like childhood to me

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I like the Yuru yuri openings

>>36312891
Knew it. Cumskins are fucking disgusting.

>>36312891
>This is factual.
It's not. Sounds like good sci-fi though. You should take it to BET.

>>36312928
Do you have cumskin, moron?

>>36312863
I think you posted in the wrong board my friend
Originalio

>>36312964
We both know I'm in the right board.

do what she says

>>36312742
With my current mind and memories? HELL yes.

yes and i would also become a believer

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>>36312878
Forgot to add a pic origami

>>36312736
so why did she leave u?

>>36312753
>"It was going to fast."

>>36312736
She found another chad. Sorry that you didn't figure that one out.

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Sweaty and fishy if not clean. Nothing if just cleaned. Kinda musty otherwise

>>36312713
Like salty milk and coins
surprisingly not originalbloxx

>>36312713
eww delete this we don't want this nasty looking thing shitting up the catalog.

>>36312712
Eggs have no carbohydrates or sugars. That means they wouldn't raise his blood sugar. Also why would a diabetic need to go to a doctor to get an insulin shot when they are almost certainly getting insulin prescribed?

>>36313261
> Easter eggs
I think he means chocolate eggs, fuckbrain.

>>36313261
easter eggs as in chocolate eggs i assume

>>36312693

Swallowing your own semen?

>>36312693
Ahh-bloo-bIoo

>>36312693
Having respect for the lips above the belt?

>>36312672
Because you can very easily kill yourself with them and they give way to addiction. Giving those to someone who just came in for depression is like going from a dice roll to a coin flip on the killing-themselves-scale.

they worked for me as anti-depressants but when i would stop taking them it made everything 100% worse and i wanted to kill myself. got sick too.

they also stunt growth, maybe not physically but every other way.
when you're on them everything's good, but once you sober up all you want is to feel them again. it puts your life on halt because all you think about is opiates.
i'm jonesing hard lol

>>36312672
Because of the insanely high addiction potential and likelihood of fatal overdose, intentional or not.
You, druggie scum, feel that morphine helps your mood because you are a drug addict. Non-addicts don't have the same reaction as you do to opioids.
And finally, any medical doctor who hasn't been corrupted into a pillmill scheme will NOT hand out opioids like candy to morons like you, Hippocratic Oath and getting fucked in the ass by the DEA are major incentives for doctors to not cater to your kind.
Please overdose and die.

>>36312587
I'm going to download this image.

*BRRRAAAAAAP*
Then I'll just sniff the braap like a good boy.

>>36312587
I'd give her a big hug and say "Thank you mommy!"
But I'd have to try not to push my thingy into her... she's naked!