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how did you meet her

originininal

You're probably her backup plan for when chad rejects her for another roastie just block her

you know the answer.
stop communicating with her, stop responding.

be cold hearted for once in your pussy ass life.

>>35326052
so you can continue to play wow and not go outside?

>>35326104
You're right

Never mind, I always thought it would be nice to live in Stormwind

>>35326052
I lived there for 3 months. It was a bad experience for me. Being lonely with no friends in a wonderful place is pure hell.

define bug them

>>35326821
Hey Anon whatcha up to?
Hey Anon let's talk about shit
Anon

Me and neighborhood kids did same thing, but neighbor lady bitch shut it down. I even made my own room a locker room because they had them in smackdown vs raw. William Regal used brass knuckles and copied him by using twigs. Had "brass knuckles" in my "locker room." We also copied Mortal Combat and kid's face got cut open by plastic sword.

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>>35325975
>use to play wwe games a lot
>decide to have a cage match where you have to escape the trapoline net through the hole
>suplexed my friend
>then he grapped my leg
>kneed him in the face
>got out and won
>he was pissy because he lost
another time
>on trampoline with brother
>decide to wrestle
>do the move where you put your arm around the person and your leg behind theirs to trip them
>do it
>he's on the ground
>roll him over
>get on his back
>grab his legs
>start pull them like pic related but I was sitting on his back
>pull harder
>brother squirming
>he starts balling his eyes out
>says he's telling mom
>shit
>tell him he can hit me if he doesn't tell me
>always fake pain when he hits me so he laughs

>>35325949
>made 1 friend in english class
>initially didn't talk to me but eventually started talking
>bonded over Bill Burr's podcast
>last day of class
>laughing, walking out
>he tells me to enjoy my break and we'll catch up next semester
>never see him again
>know that it's been so long that if I do see him again it'll just be awkward

join /uni/ discord https://discord.gg/Q6kFnKt

>>35325980
>cute girl starts talking to me in November
>see her after class sometimes
>semester ends
>text each other
>schedules are completely different now
>don't know if I should ever send her a message or not
>message each other once a week or less

>t. Illuminati shill

>>35325941
>the immuninati have their secret symbols all over our bills and coins
>"t they totally don't c-control us, you have to wear tinfoil hat to b-believe that xD"

>>35325963
The Illuminati isn't real you fucking idiot.

>>35325929
I'm a guy, but I'm also really thirsty. I can put on a wig or something if you're into that. Then we can share it.

>>35325929

Femanon here. Shamrock shakes suck. Chocolate shakes are GOAT though. Maybe we can share a half and half?

I never peaked at all.

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>>35325759
all i'm reading are 4 statements that are unrelated?

hey op, what's it like in that head, a bit hectic?

>>35325730
The grass is always greener my friend. You desire the idea of a girlfriend more than the actual struggle of keeping one.

>>35325730
>tfw all women want to do is suck your life out

You haven't missed much anon

>>35325750

im lonely man

fucking hell I don't even want a gf, how a bout a girl that wants to just be friends?

nobody tells you when you turn 25 that you suddenly are a nobody to just about everybody

>>35325673
Probably because demand for a lonely faggot tugging his meat is pretty low.

>>35325693
that and hes probably fat
i never skipped the skinny guys jerking off
it was funny watching them fap to my toilet paper head (i had a cold)

>>35325673
>Tfw you only go on text

>>35325666
>tfw no gf who gets embarrassed when her belly sticks out of her shirt

>been developing a fetish for belly play
>there's this chubby girl that's into me
>don't know if I should go for it since she's batshit crazy and is already insufferable to me even if I don't see her often
>wondering if she might be less of a cunt if I become her bf
>23yo kissless virgin

s-should I do it guys ? She's such a cunt barely anyone talks to her. She's not a hamplanet by the way, just chubby

>>35326672
Never, ever stick your dick in crazy. Don't go into a relationship you'll regret just because you want to dick her.
There was this girl I knew who acted like a cunt around everyone but really mellowed out when she got a boyfriend though so if you're not sure maybe try a dating her and see how she is.

>>35325655
Are you fucking serious fampai

>>35325655
>things are so bad in cuckland you have to do some sort of arts and crafts project bullshit to get a job.

Sounds fun but sort of horrifying at the same time.

>>35325990
>>35325960
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5xmebj/why_do_places_like_wetherspoons_and_tesco_have_a/

Yeah, I used to get a lot of moments like these. I'd even say I'm addicted to them because everything else feels empty in comparison. There's a certain element to them that's hard to put into words, makes them feel very special.

>>35326088
What's your Skype I gotta talk to someone else who can feel man

Yeah every time the helicopter flies over my house and zaps me, I get an intense feeling of vertigo.

the best way to overcome anxiety is through exposure, get a part time job and you'll probably overcome your fears

avoid fast food jobs if you can and work part time so you don't get overwhelmed

driving gets better with practice and learning the area, plan your route ahead of time

join some clubs and put yourself out there, take a few risks and get practice talking to women

just try not to worry, take each day as it comes

>>35325740
Which clubs do you think I should join anon? Anime club is one I have in mind.

Also I have practice talking to women, I just can't escalate so I end up casual friends or acquaintances with them.

>>35325604
I'm 23, can't give you much advice regarding women, but I can in terms of other stuff.

Keep studying, but make sure you know that it's taking you somewhere you want to be. As in that you have a job in mind you know you'll enjoy, and that your degree WILL get you a shot at that kind of work.

Get a part time job, even if it's at Wallmart for two nights a week. Most people work while studying. The money gives you freedom to go out or save or whatever. (Don't blow it all on games)

Try and be social with people you can tolerate. That's how you meet more people. If someone you can stand asks you to hang out always say yes unless you're going to be a wanker and hate it the whole time.

>>35325549
where does your story start, op?

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Welcome home anon

R9k can be good and comfy if you look past the shitposting and negativity

It really is a special place where a certain type of person fits in perfectly, mainly because it is the only place we fit in.

you sound like me 8 years ago