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>>34891866
fucked i had simlar job once was living the neet life after lifing all day i was in pain for days never when back to job still a neet now

>>34891866
Welcome to hello boyo

Gratz for getting a job anon, I'm Very proud of you!

You can't. Get bleached son

>>34891753
>live in commiefornia
>but ugly half spic half whiboy
>all the latina girls only want chad, tyrone, or gangbanging spic chad

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>>34891753
They're hardly even trying to bait anymore

>>34891719
I think 'man, it's been forever since my dad had a stache going on'

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>>34891719
Reminds me how everyone would feel if I an hero.
I dont want to leave behind a mess to clean up.

I want to die with some dignity and honour. .. It's bad enough that I have a mental illness called "Gender dysphoria".

>>34891774
>I want to die with some dignity and honour. .. It's bad enough that I have a mental illness called "Gender dysphoria".
Why not join the peshmerga and die in battle?

One day*

My bad.

>>34891666
Why would she skype you?

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>>34891666
No idea man, i'm in the same position.
I want her to text me, but she never does until i do, she leads me on and i can feel it, or maybe she isn't, maybe it's my paranoia.
I can't tell anymore, i don't understand what i want, i try to convince myself that there won't be anything and i should just stick to myself, but i keep thinking about her day to day.
It's painful, i feel like it's draining me of all energy.

same as I do every day
consume drugs and media til bed time

Probably vidya, the bit of vodka I have left, suffering and if it's too much, suicide.

Probably drink and play Melee or Mario Party with my friends on Friday or Saturday, and spend the rest of the weekend on Baldur's Gate and cartoons.

>say fuck you bigger

Lol

>>34891501
Can't get her brothers to take care of her let alone you desu senpai.

Fuck her brother in front of her


lol

>>34891479
>he lives with his parents

Top kek

>>34891495
>He lives
Top kek

i dont live with my parents dumb nigga

They start browsing /r9k/ and commit suicide in their 20's

>>34891643
This. If I'm not dead by 23 it'll be a goddamn miracle

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Sid had tons of friends and would go out partying. He was just a bit more awkward and a virgin at 16. I'd love to have had his social life, even with the heartbreak.

I listen to my best friends wife cheat on him every saturday.

I've told him about it multiple times and he doesn't believe me.

Idk what to say but I guess if you want it and can get away with it despite being caught why not?

>>34891398
Yes. I've been dating my girlfriend for four years. I love her dearly, but we haven't fucked since August 2015 since she's a depressed mess. Before this dry spell I thought she would be my wife. I can't marry a woman who can go this long without fucking me.

We still exchange oral, but even that has gap weeks.

Anyway I'm about ready to cheat.

If your partner is dependant on your or you have kids and the sex has dried up, why not get some (safe) action on the side to stay sane?

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>>34891397
Jesus fucking Christ you absolute sperg, my sides

>>34891397
>>it turned out that she is deaf

You're an asshole.

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>>34891420
i didn't know i swear

>>34891368
ncalssld

I've had worse coworkers than a wild squirrel.

You must be nuts

It's been almost 2 weeks into nofap for me, and personally I don't really feel any difference in my life besides the fact that I'm not wasting time looking at porn and uh, I haven't thought of sex for like very very long. Like I would walk and look at a pretty girl, and I would think she's pretty, that's it. I won't think about how hot she is and stuff like that.

It's really good in some sense.

>>34891576
I've heard some mates of mine tried it, but they've relapsed since their urges just built up - could it be just different results for different people?

>>34891702

I don't know about you but I didn't really feel any urge. Maybe it's because I'm depressed as fuck and I'm really trying to turn my life around by attempting to get fit and not watching porn. It's a mindset issue

Just give them 2 people you have mowed lawns for, baby sat for. Hell give them 2 relatives with different last names. All they really ask them is how they know you (which they can easily lie about) and if you were a good worker (which again, they can lie about)

>>34891355
I'm pretty much fucked.

I've always wondered about this. What would happen if I say I have no references? I mean, they cannot just assume that everyone has worked before. What if the job you apply to is your first job? What do I say?

t. someone who has only mowed the lawn for dad and still haven't worked a single day in his life.

>>34891279
>tfw neet whose brother had the exact same interests but went to college and became a normie

>>34891480
was he older or younger than you?

>>34891480
Same but my brother became normie in HS.

colossal bait.

>>34891235
cave chad still fug all woman, had go club a smilodon and fug the corpse

>go to gfstop
>ask for gf
>gfstop has no gfs

UNGA BUNGA GFSTOP