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What was the last book you bought?
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Lotr
originally commentery
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The last books I bought were "Men on Strike" by Dr. Helen Smith, and "The War Against Boys" by Christina Hoff Sommers.
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>buy book
>writing style is too complex for me because of the old English and slow pacing and references religion and Biblical times

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Seriously, I've just woken up and there's no thread. Overnight lads, up your game.
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>>36450495

first for should of gone to specsavers
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Am I fucked lads? Where do I go from here?
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>>36460165
>No britfeel in title
>thought it was Sunday
>not on P1

Weak attempt.

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I want to racemix
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>>36460064
>I want to racemix
Choose me
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>>36460064
go mix with China
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>>36460064
I want to breed a short asian boy's feminine butt, so I kind of know that feel?

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Is it normal to want to play with your ass after you get bored of masturbating?

My dick hurts but I'm horny as fuck.
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bampu you fucking low lives
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>>36460039
that's just you dying ...completely normal *smiles*
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>>36460039
You should try working out at that point.
>tfw diminishing returns

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Life is absurd, isn't it robots?
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>>36459983
thanks for the reminder...take care mate
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not really i dont think
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absurdism is the only thing keeping me from full nihilism/suicide

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Is there anything more jarring than a black person who "acts white"? Imagine being so pathetic that you actually start adopting the identity of people who look down on you. Whenever I come across these blacks I have to restrain myself from knocking some sense in to them
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It is rather shocking sometimes, I'm used to them acting like chimps.
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Brimming with rage this early in the morning guv'na?
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>>36459970

It's just like gays who "act straight". Many even put that on their hookup profiles ("straight-acting"). Like the old song says, "How straight do they look when they're down on their knees?"

>take adderall
>keep looking for porn even after you cum
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>Adderall
Kys

Phenibut masterrace
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>no adderall for like 4 months
>I miss it
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>take finasteride because balding at 23
>went through 3 weeks of not being able to get a boner or fap
>still get the occasional day where I can't get it up

Still the better option compared to being bald at 25

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is it considered manly to know how to change your own oil or something?
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>>36459935
no, it's standard car maintenance knowledge like changing a tire
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>>36459935
I dont consider it manly, i consider it prudent

But on the other hand ive only ever met one girl who changed her oil. So maybe it is
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I definitely feel less manly not knowing how to do anything on a car. I've never even changed a tire before.

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>r9k irl simulation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhplhhnvPQs
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What a faggot, he obviously wasn't going for a high score.
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why is this so popular in the media wtf
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>>36459931
>No high score
MEDIOCRE

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>no straight internet friends who want to bully me with their penis

why live?
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quit being a fag, you fag
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>>36459944
I cant, I love it too much
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>>36459949
go suck dick on craigslist

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Its TWO IN THE MORNING.

WHY DO YOU FUCKINH POST SO SLOW.
WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCK? RESPOND.

ITS LIKE YOU FUCKERS HAVE LIVES OR SOMETHING.

FUCKING COMMIT OR LEAVE YOU SLIMEY WORM FUCK.
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If you weren't a newfag, you'd know that everyone posts on other, better chans these days and only come here to laugh at the absolute state of 4chan.
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>>36459858
Nigger, I live on the East Coast and its 4am now.
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>>36459912
What? No its not
Its almost 3

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You know what robots? I'm fucking pissed at most of you.

None of you seem to want to take responsibility for your own happiness. Instead, like little children, you choose to fill you head with shit like SJWs or tumblr or reddit or whatever else as being the source of your problems.

And yeah, I get it, life is fucked and the world doesn't care about you. I've been there. Hell I'm still there. But just because you didn't cause your problems, doesn't mean you're not responsible for solving them. That's a fact of life everyone eventually faces.

Get off the internet. Get rid of whatever bullshit in your life is keeping you feeling more confused and insecure than necessary. Stop blaming others for your problems before you've even tried to solve them.

It's really, really all up to you. Unless you're willing to accept this, you'll never be happy.
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>>36459810
sure let me just solve myself another foot so I'm not 5'3" anymore

poltards bitch about trap threads BITCH WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
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>>36459822
Get off the internet. Stop filling your head with shit that only makes you feel worse.

Yeah, you're short. Yes you're playing life on hard mode. What are you going to do about it? Bitch to nerds online?
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you have to go back reddit cuck

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So this happened tonight, like 30 minutes ago. Basically, I turned down a three/foursome... I think.

>be me, freshie in college, living in a freshman dorm
>just got out of the hospital after being there for a month, first day back
>walking back to my dorm room after hanging with friends in the uni pizza place, like 11 at night
>planning on just grabbing some stuff and going back to one of their rooms to hang out
>some context first
>at the end of the hall near my door live two obnoxiously hot girls
>like, eights or nines out of ten
>we're friends/close acquaintances
>friends as in, get lunch sometimes and one of them who we'll call Stacey showed me her nude photoshoot she and her roommate took in the forest
>a couple photos from it, at least.
>scandalous.jpg
>back to tonight
>she sees me coming down the hall
>yells "ANOOOOOOON"
>stumbles down the hall and hugs me
>absolutely REEKS of alcohol
>she goes on about how much she missed me and all that jazz
>I just laugh and am like "Good to see you too"
>look down the hall and hear music coming from her room plus the sound of her roommate and another guy.... talking?
>notice Stacey has some dry jizz in her hair
>not a lot, but enough to be noticeable
>and so I'm like "So you throwing a homecoming party for me or something?" jokingly
>she grins and then strokes my arm for a sec and says "Well we can make it all about you if you want."
>I kinda just laugh it off and say "Sure, see ya in a sec", tongue in cheek
>walk into my room, grab my bag, walk back out
>she's... still there
>"So you coming or what?"
>INDECISION.png
>wait, really?
>is this happening?
>I just smile and say "Nah, I'm goin out with some friends. I'll see you around though"
>she smiles and hugs me again, says she's glad I'm back
>stumbles back into her room
>I just stand and watch, awestruck, then leave

Did I make a mistake? I mean she was absolutely PLASTERED. And it's possible I was reading into it too much. Should I have fucked?
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i would have fucked this shit out of her then again i am black
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>>36459877
I mean I am too, what does that have anything to do with it?

Also, it's easy to say you would have, but in the moment when you're weighing your options and you need to say/do something quick, I think most people would have gone the safe route. Especially considering it wasn't a clear cut "invitation" to anything
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>>36459777
>youve been offered sex

fuck off normie

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Do you feel like you made the right choice in majors?

What do you hate/love the most about it?
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>>36459769
I am just now going to college, I never understood highschool math so I have to take remedial. I am pretty nervous, been looking into accounting, computer science.
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Computer science.

Love the people, I've got nothing but good things to say about the people I've met. It's a decent enough program with a ton of very smart people who all want to do great things. I'm very happy about that.

Hate the administration. I've literally never had a good interaction with the people who run my school. I'm not sure if this is the case everywhere or not but it's infuriating. Many classes are shit as well. This is really specific advice but if any of you end up going to university of Michigan and take computer science, do not take the databases class. It's shit and its run by jackasses.

Overall I think it was okay. There's no real point griping over what could have been. My life is already about 1/4 over so I need to make the most of what I have left.
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>>36459781
I've been considering taking computer science in uni but I'm intimidated by the amount of math required. Good luck anon!

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Why can't I love anons. I have turned down 5 girls in the last month (Discord). I have never really had a crush on anyone in my life. I'm straight so esp no guys. What is wrong with me robots. I keep talking to them after cause we friends but fuck man turning people down sucks. Am I just asexual or something.
I still fap but its usually to relatively vanilla images or thinking of something cause I find porn to be uncomfortable and it lacks intimacy. Have I just not met the right person yet or what

>inb4 normie get a qt gf etc
dont bother anon
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Consider watching (more) anime.
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>>36459819
I've seen 233 last time I checked, kinda bored of it but I still watch some airing shows.
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I'm kinda the same way. There's this girl that I thought I loved and after a couple of months I've lost all interest in her despite she being in love and obsessed with me. I don't even wanna fuck her even though she'd let me do butt stuff. Ffs, she even left her bf of 2 years or so for me and I just don't care, I feel like the biggest piece of ungrateful shit.

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