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Back in the day our youth stormed the beaches of Normandy at 18.

Now kids sit online playing video games and become 30 year old meme posting virgins.

What the fuck is wrong with this world?
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>>36782206
you're right, more people should have shell shock or """""ptsd""""" in the world
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>>36782206
I'd rather be a 30 year old NEET than die for the Jews.
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>>36782206
>Killing the prime 8% of the world's population is a good thing

They didn't have to take care of the fucking baby boomers

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>so called "friends" ignore you and make excuses as to why they cant hang out with you over and over for days

>everyone does this stupid bullshit

>finally have enough, change passwords on facebook to random copy pasted gibberish and log out, can't log back in now


from this day on i am a friendless man, fuck them all
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i dont expect any of you losers to care but i feel better already. fuck people who don't bother to prioritise you in the slightest
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>>36782184
>>36782253
I know that exact feel my man. It seems like nobody has time for anyone else anymore
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I understand how you feel, to have shit friends, won't ever hit you up until they need some favors.
I know how it feels to let go of people you've known for so long, its not easy but it's better than suffering silently without doing anything about it.

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Just matched w my sister on tindin, wut do??
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>>36782163
she swiped right too u know
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did u super like that ass, my dude?
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send her some generic pick up line

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How do I, as a melanin challenged human get an asian gf
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>>36782160
>Trying this hard to push the BBC meme
Asian girls love white guys more than even white girls do. They will suck and fuck you whenever and wherever just to keep your awc
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>>36782196
but its not a meme

or.i.gin.al
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>>36782160
>How do I, as a melanin challenged human get an asian gf
Just ask one

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Can we have a Chris Chan thread?

What's your favorite saga? Liquid Chris or Solid Chris? What do you think will happen next?
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Bumpachuuuu
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>>36782148
Was Barb on Obamacare? I think that's an important question
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>>36782148
Liquid Chris saga is the best, no question about that. Tomnoy saga is the worst; Christine really is more depressing than funny these days.

>tfw you will never have an evil clone of yourself

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What was the greatest betrayal you ever experienced?
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Deng Xiaoping.
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>>36782135
When we were forced to hit "I'm not a robot" before we post.

We are robots. Fuck you, captcha.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxULkok8fDQ

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list 'em, originally
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>>36782106
this shouldn't be hard, come on
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>>36782159
i post my best waifu on here and i get no replies? fuck you all
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>>36782246
How can you have a waifu (shit) if you don't believe in anything u baka.

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Give me one good reason you aren't out hiking the Appalachian trail right now.
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ticks gonna kill me
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Because hiking is literally the most normie hobby a human being can have
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I'm fat and lazy, also hate nature.

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reveal yourself imposter
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>>36781997
I like big black cock
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>>36781997
>>36782479

Fuck you mr man
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>>36782479
Im going to dox you imposter

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How accurate is this image?


bl00000x00x0x0x
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>>36781995
I will always respect a serial killer, because a serial killer has the smarts to have gotten away with at least a single murder.

All a school shooter has to do is bring a gun to school and shoot an area concentrated with people. No school shooter has ever escaped or outwitted the cops.
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>>36781995
Honestly very correct
Being a serial killer takes effort
It's not hard to shoot kids
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>>36781995
I would say Cho is the only exception to this. He was smart enough to actually plan out a kill corridor and become proficient with his guns. Other school shooters are basically retarded, including Elliot, for not killing the true objects of their rage. Serial killers are true predators, able to evade law enforcement for up to years at a time, if they're ever caught at all, as well as kill the objects of their ire and those who represent them.

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How do you like my new shoes R9K?
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>saucony
wow that's obscure
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using those to help you lose weight?
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>>36781951
that's a nice floor

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Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you fucking faggots?

Reading this board made me lose all hope in humanity. You guys are a very disgrace to the human race. Go the fuck outside. Talk to a female. You sit inside on a anonymous message board posting memes and watching anime all day. You make no effort to change.

You are fucking useless. The world would be better without you. I can't think of anyone more of a joke
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>>36781936
you're... new to shitposting, arn't you?
this feels like a forced, and unoriginal shitpost
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>>36781958
>81958
>>>36781936 (OP)
>you're... new to shitposting, arn't you?
>this feels like a forced, and unoriginal shitpost

LMAO accuses me of shitposting instead of addressing my point. just read the shit you post on this board man. you guys are sick
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I'm gay and at work right now dude.
Please do not bully.
Also what's ur stats.

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>8am class
>wearing hoodie and jeans because its a bit chilly
>temperature shoots up by the time I get back outside
>not really hot but a bit too warm for what I'm wearing
>coming back from getting food
>back of my neck itches
>so does my side
>so do my legs
>itching turning into stinging pain
>getting worse the more I stand in the sun
>start speed-walking to my dorm
>starting to get unbearable
>stinging pain while equally itchy all over my body
>get into dorm
>rip off clothes
>sit in front of fan for 5 minutes
>barely sweating

What the fuck is wrong with my body? This happens every time I dress too warm. I don't sweat, I feel like there's flies biting me all over my body. I fucking hate heat
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>>36781872
Have you been in any tall grass recently?
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>>36781872
Kinda get this feeling when I stand up for too long. May be something wrong with your veins, cholesterol, too much salt, ect. Idk really, try googleing
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>>36781930
I haven't touched long grass two months, I only stay in my room because there's too many normies to be comfortable outside

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Robot income prospects in Australia.

>Military-Bux ($62,000)
>Autism-Bux ($23,000)
>NEET-bux ($13,000)
>Study-Bux ($11,000)

These are all base figures, can increase with stuff like rent assistance.


Military-Bux will be impossible for those of us who are in the mental health system.

What do you guys think?
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>>36781696
You get bux just for being a student, wtf
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she's probably a bitch like most women but she has such kind eyes wtf i thought the eyes never lie
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>>36781696
Military-Bux requirements
>Constant travel
>Cannot live at home in comfort
>Military-life in general
>Risk life and limb

Autism-bux requirements
>Consistent mental health check ups with psychologist/psychiatrist
>Consistent medical health check ups with general practitioner

NEET-bux requirements
>Fortnightly job search requirements, must goto job-center place every 2 weeks to get your log book of job searches signed off on
>Only lasts for 6 months, followed by 6 months of forced work

Study-Bux requirements
>Full-time university student
>Constant assessments and exams (stressful)

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So a few weeks ago I hooked up with a dude on grindr and had a lot of fun, he basically fucked me like I wanted.

We've arranged to meet up again late today but in all honesty, I think now that I've lost my virginity I'm not that interested. I don't really want to go, but I'd feel bad blowing him off like that.
I'm not sure what to do. Do I owe him?
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>>36781690
Yeah, you definitely owe him, but more importantly, you owe it to yourself.
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>>36781690
holy shit is there anything more pathetic than prison gay robots
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>>36781751
Being "naturally" gay from mental illness, rather than desperation.

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