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Holy shit, normies are fucking dumb 2017-06-02 04:52:04 Post No.37440701
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Holy shit, normies are fucking dumb
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2017-06-02 04:52:04
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I had a lengthened conversation with a pack of white suburban 20 somethings today and it was borderline amazing how boring they were
I wasn't even trying to say anything stimulating, I just said something off the cuff about how it was funny how the Lego Batman movie got higher reviews than the official Batman v Superman movie and they looked at me bewildered and amazed. I didn't go into detail about why that was supposed to be funny, I just said that was funny and they looked at me like they like it was an incredibly astute observation that needed to be evaluated on
The words they use are brainless parrots of other words they've heard before. They don't think about what any of them mean or why it's a good idea to use them, they just say words
If you ask them what kind of icecream they want some part of them says "vanilla" and that's what they order. If there's a conflicting feeling that says "I also want chocolate" then they laugh like it's a hilarious situational comedy that there's 2 types of icecream they'd like
Like seriously. I'm well aware of the fedora meme that makes fun of pseuds that think they're smarter than other people because they use big words and are just trying to compensate for their insecurities and also that this board is pretty goddamn dumb, but I say with no pretension that you guys look like profound geniuses compared to the average normie pedestrian. I feel dumber after writing this post
I guess it's what happens when you breeze through life and never have to stop to re-evaluate your position, how you got there and were you should be going
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where*
how you got there needs a comma after it
you are dumb pls stop typing lmao fucking transgender mexican
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Just trying to make conversation, you edgelord.
It's not like our whole life revolves around being amusing for you.
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>>37440701
You know mbti types? Most robots have an N in their type, xNxx. Normies have an S because they are dumb dumbs, xSxx
N is intuition, can think abstractly. S is sensing, grounded in this world and can't think higher thoughts. Ooga booga
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Can we have a desktop thread? I always find these threads comfy.
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Post that wallpaper please.
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If you use Windows or OSX you're a normalfag
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>>37440690
I second this motive. I want it too.
also contributing.
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what does kissing and holding hands with a boy feel like?
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nothing, just like kissing anybody
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>>37440287
>what does kissing and holding hands with a boy feel like?
you will never know
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it's really great
esp if theyre bigger and stronger than u desu
ITT: Shitty people you like
pic related his constant bitching and tone of voice is an endless source of entertainment to me
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>desolatormagic
Pretty much the DSP of the magic community. It's so much fun to watch him burn lol
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DSP drama is great.
I doubt he'll ever get another gf ever again. It'd be sad if he was able to...
also
>tfw don't know german so can't really understand drachenlord drama other than what your friend tells you about
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>>37439933
DSP and LowTierGod for me, I wonder how such a Chad could be brought down so hard by betas lmao.
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If you smoke weed, listen to ween. 2017-06-02 03:30:54 Post No.37439309
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If you smoke weed, listen to ween. 2017-06-02 03:30:54 Post No.37439309
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If you smoke weed, listen to ween.
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Seriously, this band is fucking incredible while baked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEDpGE4JPHE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzIHkFJnLbc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65dRRa3GoM [Embed]
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bumping because the mollusk was the first album i ever listened to while stoned
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>love psychidellic and acid rock but don't smoke or do LSD
>Everyone thinks I'm a stoner because of my tastes anyways
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>weed
*tips*
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>Anon, its dinner time! Come get your milkies
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>>37438801
That's my fetish, only not "motherly" lactation. More like "she's a human cow" lactation.
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>>37438832
I like both.
>ywn impregnate mommy so you can drink her breastmilk
>ywn hook up a girl you impregnated to a milker for months and fuck her asshole while she gives birth
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>>37438801
oh god, yes please mommy!
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Survey:
/r9k/... why aren't you sex positive?
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>>37438766
Well sex should be viewed as a reward for a relationship rather than a momentary release of pleasure. People often use the HUR DUR but it feels good argument but its the sensation of mindless that truly enlightens someone.
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>>37438766
Being sex-positive and engaging in casual sex inherently reduces yourself and others participating to mere sexual objects, isn't this the exact opposite of what these women wnat?
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Women subreddits are fucking horrible.
What was it, troll x chromosomes or some shit? It's supposed make fun of misogynists but most of the time they're just wringing their hands.
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D-Do guys like tall girls (Over 6')?
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height is something that mainly women care about in their partner, not men
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>>37438163
It depends. Would you date a 6'0 man?
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>>37438163
Fuuck yea! I've always wanted a gf that towers over me but I could still pick her up and twirl her in the air like an oversized stuff animal. Then I'd toss her onto the couch, turn on the fire place and we'd coudle on the couch sharing stories from our past.
But I will never know this feel
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How your parents fucked you up 2017-06-02 02:23:34 Post No.37438139
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How your parents fucked you up
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2017-06-02 02:23:34
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In what way did your parents fuck you over growing up? Overprotective? Distant? Absent? Single mother? Helicopter?
Share stories of your parents and how they developed you into an autistic failure.
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>>37438139
Pretty much by having me honestly. My dad is pretty unstable and takes a drug concoction to remain stable. I got a bunch of shit from him. Depression, autism, etc.
My mom kind of single mothered me. He was there occasionally. I still moved schools every year or so. Ever got friends. Never learned how to make them.
Now she's asking me why I'm like this, why I have no will to live and I don't know exactly how to say it
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My mom never made cooked, just kept around cookies, pastry, chocolate, etc. She said cooking was "disgusting". She's probably anorexic. I had muscle wasting that damaged my heart and I used to eat coins because I craved minerals.
When I went home for Christmas the only food in her house was chocolate, tinned soup, and dozens of boxes of sweet & lo :/
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My father would yell at me or call me stupid pretty much any time I spoke as a child. I used to be fairly social in kindergarten, but by the end of elementary school, I didn't speak to anyone anymore. I've been quiet my whole life and am now unable to form relationships because of the problems never speaking caused during my social development.
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>tfw nobody likes you just because you're black
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>>37437799
Have you ever tried to stop being black?
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>>37437799
You're a nigger.
zxc
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>>37437799
>black weeb
Aren't you guys like unicorns? I don't think you all exist.
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I'm curious what other anons' phone screens look like. Pic is mine.
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Here you go OP, this is mine.
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>>37437191
This is it organically.
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Here you go op
Fuck off my comment is original as fuck
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How many sexual partners is too many?
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>>37437182
that many
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I would unironically suck on those flaps. Blood starved beast looking ass
Would stick suck the life outta them
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>>37437182
any, and don't you fucking forget it
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Steamfags, post your pfps up for /r9k/ to see.
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I wonder if this thread is on autsage
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I don't have the pic saved anymore so I just screenshotted.
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>>37436671
Be honest, is this porn?
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Doing tarot readings and interpretations. Post your birthday and ask a question if you want a reading.
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march 7
will i get a qt bf/gf in the future
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>>37436628
April 10th
Tell me Anon, is it too late for me to change?
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July 2nd
Is this going back to school thing going to work out?
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Anime not welcome edition
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>>37434161
can penisis of both the feminine and masculine variety not be welcome also?
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What's your favourite anime lads?
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>>37434216
Dragon Ball I suppose. I don't know where to start with anime, it seems a bit unwelcoming.