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post bloody tampons

>>36845907
I hate when I get my boiperiod too anon

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>>36845907
Get an IUD and your period will go away.

no i go to the beach quite often

>>36845886
Shutting the blinds 24/7.
Fuck sunlight, I just take the vitamins.

>>36845886

I prefer it when it's raining really badly, the sound of rain hitting against my windows is soothing making everything 2x more comfy.

Also it's great knowing normies are most likely complaining and having a bad time.

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Naturalized spirit: Preanalitic seasons of american naturalism.

Is an historical book about the american naturalist movement as you can guess by the title.

>>36845862
Sounds pretty boring, glad I'm not reading that!

Heheheh i remember that book

Pretty gud from what i remember. My prof recommended that u keep it in case u go to med school since it will be a gud review

>>36845851
>How does it feel looking at younger girls who obviously are more attractive than you
i usually masturbate to them

>>36845851
I'm just going to kms before I get that old hah.

>>36845851
>40

Wow being real generous there huh? Guys will always go after the 20 year olds rather than the 25-30 year olds. Women's worth fades fast.

Born pretty, young, and fertile and then they become broken, brittle, and shitty soon.

Men are born broken, brittle, and shitty and end up strong, rich, and powerful.

"Stuff for girls" as in like women's clothing? Nah man lol

>>36845859
My bad I meant to say stuff from girls. Like I know some people buy used panties and shit. I just buy private nude vids and stuff like that.

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>>36845813
If you can deal with just audio, you can save some cash by having a girl on /d/ record what you want her to say. It's pretty great and it's not that big of a deal that you can't see them. There's only so much you can do with a list pussy/ass/tits and I've already seen it all. So now it's nice to have some new audio, other than just that stupid moaning shit girls normally do in porn.
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Meant to say South Carolina btw.

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>>36845837
It's okay anon. You're not much worse than me. Are these friends people who would look for you if you went missing?

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>have to dodge a trap orgy just to get into the kitchen every day

>proceed to live in the attic, hoarding military gear and bibles

>get ostracized by everyone despite us all being robots

Ill always get BTFO in groups no matter what. Feels bad

isaac wasn't a baby when he circumcised him, he was 8 years old. and the stabby thing didn't happen until isaac was in his 30s

>>36845601
Is that image child porn?

>>36845705
of course not goy, it's a normal and beautiful practice! want to watch the rabbi suck the blood off?

Kindly fuck off to London Zoo you fucking monkey.

>>36845582
>Implying I'd turn that down

>>36845582
Christ, do you even lift? Look at giganigga, that's what you're supposed to look like if you want to pull this shit off.

where's the hot girl?

>>36845519
Extremely turned on. I want to eat out the cummies from her pussy.

It makes me feel like there is no reason to try to go on anymore.

How can you be fulfilled as a person by a nonexistent figment of your imagination that you can't interact with? 3DPD love isn't perfect, but it's far and away more of a real sensation than the bullshit you're trying to peddle.

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>>36845484
By not being such a massive pussy that I'm bothered by it. Are you autistic or something?

the same way I eat the french fries that fall on my nasty car floor

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They exist, "nice guys" (and every other guy) don't want them.

Define "nice girl". What do you mean by that?

I consider myself rather nice. Am I not allowed to have any selfish motivations to make your standards?

Only men are capable of being selfless. History has proven that over and over. True selflessness is a completely foreign concept to the human female.

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i'm 34 and suffer the same fate. it doesn't get better

I suffer from the worst physical ailment known to man - manletism

>still can't grow a proper beard
Good. Beards are disgusting. Why the fuck would you want pubes in your face?

disgusting whore outfit

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>>36845402
i literally bought one yesterday lmao. im into whore core b.

>>36845436
I guess you'll just have to post yourself in it with a timestamp.

how do you pay for food?

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>>36845394
Mommy goes shopping and cooks for me :)

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>OP's reality