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His sister getting railed in the next room over.

he fapped to a video of himself fapping to a video of himself fapping to a video of himself fapping

>>35049681
Nazi anime porn

>>35049522
because life isn't fair, champ

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>>35049522
Why are BBCs so aesthetic?

>>35049717
Because they evoke a feeling of awe and inferiority

>>35049475
>Friends

You've already won OP, what are you still doing here?

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>>35049475
Just do whatever anon, no one can dance in this day and age anyway. unless they are a choreographer, in that case they look like a fucking try hard fadget. If they make fun of a dance move, just go with it. You are literally on a dance floor with a bunch of autistic normies,fuck'em.

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>>35049475
>>Just stand there nodding my head.

lmfao

>>35049462
here anon, have a reply.
i know you've been needing one

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i know that feel

ya gotta lol

You are socializing on here.

How many chicken mcnuggets do you think she can eat?

this is just mcdonald's viral marketing

>>35049499
my sister ate 12 once so maybe around there

>>35049352
Well OP, if they're retarded enough to vote for Trump they're really isn't anything they wouldn't fall for.

>>35049365

well thisll be good.

>>35049365
Shut up fag don't be a cuck

Verpiss dich, du Tuerke. Nur Tuerken sind beschnitten.

>>35049350
I'm not tall, attractive, famous, or wealthy so it is a literal impossibility for me to use Tinder, or any other internet service, to get laid.

Because I already have a long-term girlfriend whom which I enjoy a healthy sex life with.

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>>35049332
I don't \know any cute boys, or anybody for that matter..
I don't have any friends

>>35049351
What's on your bed that your dick's looking at?

>>35049368
that isn't me origanu

>>35049304
i doubt I'll make it.

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>>35049304
>daily drinking
>30 lbs heavier
>living alone
>working job i hate
>contemplating suicide

So i'll just be fatter

>>35049304
I'll have my own shitty house in the outer suburbs, paid off, but be unemployed because my job will not exist anymore for someone as worthless and unskilled as me. Just like dad. Only he had a wife and kids as well, while I will be stuck waiting for a VR waifu because the powers that be stopped waifus from happening.
I might be a perennial candidate in elections as one of those absolute nutters that nobody cares about.
I might try to get my niece or nephew into cosplay and other weeb stuff, and have some incestuous relations with them, which will possibly get me arrested.

>>35049276
do it yourself faggot

origigoiririglirlgigorilgial

Install adblock you retard

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>>35049713
This tbqh, OP you fucking idiot

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>>35048946
Beeing in a city at night is pretty comfy desu fampai. Atleast in the empty parts, fuck redlightdistricts or partyareas

>>35048946
I love doing this, there are lots of nice places to walk near where I live but during the day there are too many normie tourists. It can be scary walking past the homeless and other night walkers though, I'm always afraid they might rob me or something.

its been a while since i saw one of these.

I used to love nightwalking but i moved house to another part of my city and now i live next to a load of bars which sort of ruins it. If i want to nightwalk ive got to wait until about 3AM or so which sucks because i start work at 8.

>>35048668
group 1: 2
group 2: 3
group 3: 1
group 4: 0
group 5: 0

my most unorthodox thing is midgets when i'm feeling a little weird, that would probably be in 3 or 4

>>35048668
2 in vanilla
7 in strange
4 in extreme
3 in degenerate
0 in seek help

>>35048668
>Cannibalism not on the list
This list still sucks.

hookers are more clean then these bitches there

>>35048083
>$700 for vapid tinder slut
i'll pass

>>35048083
You could have gone to hooker for 1/7th that price and even that would have been taking advantage of you.

Excuse me guys let me rephrase what I meant.

You guys are mad you cannot find a 10/10 girlfriend. So instead you whine like little bitches that your perfectly fine average looking girlfriend isn't good enough. Then you sorry ass losers pretend as if it is women's problem instead of looking in the mirror realizing it is YOU that are the problem.

>>35048047
getting laid is the least of my problems and i'm the ultimate entitled beta NEET

>wanting a 10/10 stacy roastie slut

How old are they anon

Do you have a folder of just disgusted looking girls?

>>35048045

why is kimmy granger so hot