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>tfw you can't stop listening to basic bitch tumblr music even though its made by the girl who cucked you by fucking your celebrity crush


I wanna fucking die.
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It's a pretty decent album, honestly.

She is the spitting image of an ex of mine, though. I can't watch her interviews without feeling all weird.
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I agree the album is not completely trash

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Praise Kek my friends
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can we please discuss this young prophet
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>>35445283
Saw a thread discussing our young friend elsewhere in thecatalogue. He gave it his best, you have to admit
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>>35445283
>driving planes into buildings

What did he mean by this?

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Can I turn myself from an ass man into a breast man?

My plan is to masturbate to breast porn daily. Has anyone here achieved something like this?
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>>35445216
deep down you'll always know you're an ass man

don't lie to yourself like this, u r who u r
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I did this with gay porn.
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>>35445216
Why bother? Get a girlfriend and both are yours.

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Who else /waiting ww3/? I think it's the only chance to escape from this boring life
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>mfw been dreaming a lot about post-apocalyptic scenarios
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>>35445182
>started a post-apocalyptic folder
>mostly stuff from /k/, all sorts of survival guides, charts on radiation, etc.
>jus realized a nuke would make an emp and destroy my hard drive
Take a picture anyways.
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>>35445182
>>35445873
>>35447427
>Losers who were never good at this life think they wouldn't waste a post-apocalyptic life too

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I'm suicidal. What do I do?
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>>35445178
kill yourself, or find a reason to live
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>>35445178
Do you still want to live or are you asking for the best suicide method?
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Are you "really" suicidal? Like, if you had access to gun would you blow your fucking brains out?
Or just thinking about it? Like maybe "I hope when I go to sleep I don't ever wake up".

If it's the first, see a psychiatrist. Now. Like, find one near you right now.
If it's the second, wait a while. If it doesn't go away you should, again, probably see a psychiatrist.

No matter what the crazies here tell you, even current meds DO help. They're just not that good. They don't solve problems but they improve them.

>tfw no qt "Fuck the fashion scene it is so fucking obscene it will take a poor fat teen chick and make her turn bulimic" bf to assure me that the girls I'm comparing myself to are plastic as fuck and I look perfect the way that I am.
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>>35445160
Post pic of GTFO.
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>>35445172

I don't understand what your trying to ask of me.
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>>35445197
You have to post a fucking picture of yourself, otherwise you have to
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

clear enough now?

>tfw no mommy gf
JUST

Also, does anyone have this scene? It's from ineedamommy.com
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>>35445126
mommerism might be the most fucked up 3d fetish except for scat. the fact that this shit is even produced shows how much the jews are ruining our world
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>>35445203
She's not your own mother, retard.
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>>35445126
Why people take it to this extreme? I just want a somewhat dominant gf that cuddles with, let me suck on her breasts whenever I want and rides me cowgirl while whispering in my ear "cum for mommy"

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>No car because poor and shit vision
>No house of my own
>Girl who would probably say yes if I asked her out
What should I do?

I finally get a chance and it's before I get any of my shit together.
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>>35445090
Go ahead anon. She'll understand. Think about how many absolute losers you've seen in your life who still managed to get gf's somehow
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>>35445155
Logistics have me fucked up though, anon, I don't know how I'm going to take her on dates unless we use the bus or spend a ridiculous amount of money on ubers. I ride the former all the time when my mom can't take me or if I want to go somewhere myself but I don't know if she'd be okay with it.

Her wrist is in a cast right now so I'm not sure if she can drive herself.

So we all agree AMBF is the best combination right?
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Leftovers.

orongo
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>>35445075
You have that reversed, it's BMAF.
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>>35445088
I want to get cuck-ed by an Asian man

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The trash isn't going to grow legs and take itself out , wagecuck. I know you had a hard week of slavery but it is no excus for living lie a slob like you do.
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>>35445066
Come on man you don't even take the trash out for your mom sometimes?
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>>35445161
I live alone, and I clean something everyday so it doesn't build up, wagecuck. It's a good habit to get into. I don't let my trash pile up like you do and only take it out at that point. Besides, I generate very little of it. It's because I have the energy to sort out and recycle my stuff unlike you who throws everything into one bin because you don't want to waste what little precious freedom time you get to do it. Any food waste is composted and used in my garden to grow fresh, healthy food unlike you who has to eat heavily processed, high calorie garbage which you waste lots of money on.
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I'm so fucking tired man. This week has been hell. I just want to lay in bed all weekend. Work is literally cancer.

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Isn't life better as a homo?

>Never have to interact with unreasonable women
>Have relationships with like minded people
>If it's not working out, you can just be buddies instead

It's impossible to be friendless if you're a homosexual and everyone always wants to have sex.

Is heterosexuality a curse?
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>>35445051
If you're tall, white, muscular, decent-to-good looking with a reasonably sized dick then yes. You're fucked if you're missing one of these though.
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>>35445092
This can't be right

Homos love little twink boys. You don't need to be tall or muscular or have a big dick to be a twink boy.
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Most gay men are much more vain and critical about male bodies than women.

Finding nerdy gay guys are the real challenge

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Us fat fembots get no love.
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>>35445046
Lurk more new faggot, there's belly gf threads daily
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>>35445046
skinny fembot here

no
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Pls date me I'm only 220lb anons

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Do you really want a gf? Are you sure you just don't want to have sex?
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I do just want to have sex, the thought of having to spend all day with just one person is horrible.

But I don't want to just fuck some hooker either it's meaningless and they're gross
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I really can't tell. Every time I think about a girl and being in a relationship with her, I imagine all the bullshit she'd bring up, and then I don't want to be with her anymore. Idk why I'm like that.

So I probably only want sex
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>>35445037
I'm sure I want a specific person

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Is plastic surgery the only escape for us?
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Yes orangutan
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>>35444987
So fuccing tempting but so gross couldnt do it
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>>35445253
whats gross about it

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Any neets awake?

Do you get SSI or SSDI?
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Don't think there's any NEETs awake atm anon
t. Wagecuck on lunch break
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SSI

>>35445041
>Only wagies are awake in the morning
Ah, this meme again.

I actually wake up at around 4am because it's perfect for walks.
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I legit have no fucking idea and neither does my dad.. I think it's SSI though.
>>35445041
I'm awake but that's because my sleep schedule is "whenever I feel like it" tier autism

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