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So why the fuck is it called Robot9001?
What's this Robot? What happened to the 9000 prototypes? Why did it need 9000 prototypes?
Pic related; it's a robot
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I'm also a newfag robot (cyborg actually) and would like to know where this name comes from
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>>38824384
leave, before you learn to much. we're not accepting new applicants,
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is it because levels of autism are over 9000?
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post your dream girl and tell your feelz.
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>>38824368
Preferably someone who is loyal and isn't a cunt.
Note that people (men and women) usually can't tell if they're a cunt or not due to lack of self awareness.
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>>38824389
Oh shit I need an image.
Well, I don't know what that would look like but I can show you what it wouldn't look like.
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>online
>cluster C
>we form a codependent relationship with each other.
>meet in person after a year or two.
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Why are Asian American men so crazy, is it something about the cultural conflict between capitalism and confucianism?
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>>38824308
I always thought it was more about the conflict between traditional Asian culture (and physical characteristics) and Western notions of masculinity
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Because they are the most likely group to be adult male virgins.
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>>38824345
This.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/78bmza/the-cost-of-losing-your-virginity-late
>"It made me angry to see my classmates of every other ethnicity bragging about having sex," said Wu, who is Asian. "Was it really a race thing? Maybe, maybe not."
Also
>Racial tendency towards hyper-sensitivity (seeing everything as a loss of face).
>Inability to accept pairbonding in the West is less about money (Chad on $80k pa > Chang on $150k pa as far as getting girls goes).
>Male entitlement, due to a sexist (the non-meme kind) culture.
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Share anything creative you've made as a robot
Here's a song I wrote recently looking for feedback tell me what you think lads
https://youtu.be/UFYGRQ1R7LA
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https://soundcloud.com/paulstreetuk
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>>38824290
That was really well written I love it anon I love you
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>>38824681
thanks! be sure to subscribe :D
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Tom Hank
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>>38824285
>Tom Hank
Yeah
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>>38824285
>Tom Hank
Tom Hank?
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>>38824285
Is this a new meme?
Tomhankblox
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Poley is currently sucking on a big meaty black cock in prison edition
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I had a wank this morning, and around 8 hours later a bit of cum came out of my dick, is this normal or is my dick broken? Thanks lads.
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Why is everybody in this miserable shithole of a country so god damn ugly?
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Aright nonymongs
What is the worst school accident you've ever seen?
>watched a kids legs get sliced open when he accidentally jumped through a window
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A kid fucking died in middle school, he decided to ride his bike up a ramp of a flatbed truck, fell off, cracked his head open and died.
Honestly good riddance, he was a bully who turned me into the faggot ass tranny I am today.
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I think a kid had a seizure and cracked her head when she fell on the floor. Kept us outside the building for an hour and huddled us to the gym when the ambulance came. Heard blood was spilled.
Besides that, just the unfortunate vehicle accidents that happen. Don't know if that counts or not.
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>>38824281
>be after school
>be at crowded school parking lot getting into my car
>some guy in my 4th period class is car surfing on someone's roof
>driver doesn't see oncoming car coming
>takes a sharp turn and the guy on the car falls to the group head first
>*thump*
>everyone gathers up and tries to wake up the guy
>he doesn't wake up
>ambulance come
>police and security guards basically tells us to GTFO
>a few hours later he died
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>tfw no coffee maker
>use peice of monster can to tie off filter full of grounds
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
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You're actually really smart and practical.
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>>38824318
Thanks anon :D
Check this place out? You seem like a cool dude. discorddotgg/dmWm7G
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Update
Coffee turned out fine.
Gonna listen to musoc, drink my coff, then take a massive shit.
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It's time for you to go out and get a job. And the best way to do that is to go out there and start shaking hands! Well? Go out and start shaking some hands! Post results.
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I got a job, i just shook the mans hand well
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>>38825075
Great job, Champ. Way to go!
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>>38824222
may the handshake be with you
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>I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOORRRLLLDD
>LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC
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>>38824172
This relates to today's society too much.
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CUM ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY
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>>38824172
fuck i laughed at this
i really need to go outside
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I am an American visiting Cambridge and London. Where can I find prostitutes? I believe it's legal here.
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it's not legal. why amerifats think prostitution is legal in europe?
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>>38824152
>I am an American visiting Cambridge and London. Where can I find prostitutes? I believe it's legal here.
Please tell me this is bait you can't be that stupid.
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>>38824152
It's not legal here, at least street prostitution/ brothels aren't. You can hire an escort, but they're all fucking grotesque. There was this documentary show about these two London escorts who were making crazy money and were fucking hideous.
If you have the money and time just take a few days more and visit Amsterdam.
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Hey bro, help me
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>>38824097
Why the fuck are you bench pressing that much without having someone stood behind you.
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>>38824097
how the actual fuck did the bar get in there
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>>38824271
it looks like the safeties aren't connected to the stand itself
I've benched heavy alone, I wish I died
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Does anyone on /r9k/ fantasize about being a sissy cuckold?
Your girlfriend loves you but you just can't satisfy her with your small, premature ejaculating penis.
You suggest to her to go "bull-hunting" together and pick a successful, well-groomed & well-endowed bull for her. After her session with the bull. she tells you how great the sex was once she gets home while kissing and hugging you letting her experience that. Your cock imedaitelly gets hard and starts leaking precum, it doesn't take long before you start ejaculating.
Your relationship continues on great, just that there's no sex. Not like you need it anyway since your hand and 30 seconds is enough! Eventually, the bull agrees to let you watch but finds you a turn off. Your girlfriend decides its time to go shopping and you go shopping together! She picks out a couple of cute outfits and some sexy lingerie. Now you both have matching outfits!
The bull comments that you look sweet but your hard cock is a turn off. Your girlfriend's solution for that was a chastity cage. Her reasoning was sound: the bull didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it.
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>>38823931
>Does anyone on /r9k/ fantasize about being a sissy cuckold?
no, absolutely not. this is a complete rarity on r9k
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I want someone to put a cage on me so badly
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>>38824006
I'm bi but I would prefer if a girl "forced" me to be "gay"
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NoFap is worth it just for the load size.
I came today after not having come for over a month. I didn't have an idea that I could cum so much and so hard. I literally made a fountain of cum. I was on my back. The first four spurts hit me in the face, a couple more on the chest and rest went all over my stomach. Took me half an hour to clean myself properly. Was good. Will do again.
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You could have unleashed that load into a women instead of all over your stomach
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>>38823916
If you want loads on your face, just become a fag
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>>38823968
Nice joke faggot.
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I honestly feel bad for Hitler 2017-08-03 03:26:17 Post No.38823845
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I honestly feel bad for Hitler
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>failed art school despite his art being pretty good
>had to fight in WW1
>saw his country destroyed from the war
>wanted to help rebuild so he joined a national socialist party as a public speaker in hopes of helping his people
>did so well that they wanted him as their leader
>becomes the leader of the germany
>had a vision of how his country would rise and prosper in the future
>had strong believes in his own people and they believed in him
>made germany rebuild and rise from the rubble of WW1
>most of the people loved him and wanted to serve him and the 3rd Reich for all eternity
>got aryan gf
>got a dog and became vegan becuase he loved animals so much
>made animal welfare in germany a thing
>his bitch gf used to kick and hit his beloved dog behind his back
>Hitler got parkinsons, chromic pains and syphilis so had a personal doctor apointed to him
>didn't realize that his personal doctor was just a veterinerian
>got drugged up on meth from his doctor without actually knowing it
>his own generals and military screwed him over several times
>during the last of his weeks alive some of them even deserted him
>even his closest and most trusted associate Himmler left him
>decided to an hero since everything was lost anyway
>watched his dog get poisoned first
>shoot himself with his bitch wife in a bunker underground
>everything he had ever done was lost
>everyone trusted him and he let them down
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>>38823845
Is this bait? I'm not saying I'm rabidly anti-Hitler, but his art was legit bad, at best it was pedestrian and unremarkable, at worst he had serious issues with technical aspects of it like perception.
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He's a bastard who destroyed everyone's empire, killed all the brave uncucked white men (causing mass importing of immigrants to fill jobs afterwards) and then shot himself.
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>>38825449
He was self-taught. Why do you think people go to art school?