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How do I learn to scam robots into giving me money like that Ciara girl? TIA!!
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>>37648285
Someone said she was getting into porn. Can anyone confirm? Is she even old enough yet?
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>>37648285
>Show pussy
>Get thirsty betas to donate you money
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Just stream popular video games and be willing to do slightly lewd things for donations. Making money is easy if you are a female.
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>tfw no gf even though im an objective 9/10
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You're like a 7/10 at best
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>>37648246
dead inside/10 mon frere
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>>37648246
>weak baby fat face
>round jaw
>acne, pale skin
>weird fashion choice (button up shirt from Walmart? Tie?)
>deluded narcissist vibes
Not even close to a 7 faggot
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what's pussy like in real life? is it as disgusting as it looks? does it smell funny?
i'm not sure why i want to stick my penir in it, it's so gross. but i do
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Well, if it was that disgusting, then no one would ever fuck. Just go for it man.
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where can i buy this
origignalaly
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"I-I'm a virgin, anon, for real."
Stinky smelly and gross
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H-How i-is s-stuttering l-like t-this s-sexy t-to y-you p-people? I-It m-makes y-you s-sound l-like a-a r-retard.
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>>37648165
No one thinks it is except for the dumb animeposters and gays
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>>37648165
You know it's just simply shitposting and irony, right? Are people on this board actually so dumb they cannot figure out almost everything anyone says on here is not to be taken seriously?
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>>37648575
B-b-but sempai I actually stutter like this in r-real life
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help out an anon.
looking for adventure time season 1 download, cant find anything not super fishy
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>>37648040
>wanting to watch reddit: the show
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>>37648040
>>>/wsr/
>>37648064
Kill yourself faggot.
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>he doesn't know about the pirate bay
>in 2017
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What does a waifu do? 2017-06-11 08:43:23 Post No.37648034
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I know what a waifu is. What do they do? I want to know for a joke on github.
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What does that even mean? "What do they do"
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>>37648095
It's the same thing as the question in the subject. Let me rephrase that for you. What does your waifu do?
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>>37648034
Love. They love robots
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How much money do I need to save up to move out from my parent's house?
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Its not about saving money, its about making enough money each month to pay rent. I also want to move out of my parents' house soon, but I dont make anywhere near enough money to rent an apartment in a good neighborhood
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>>37648041
This. With a job, you'd only need 1 month's rent, a deposit, and some food money banked.
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We all want to move out
You need at least 25k (pounds) for a deposit and then it's about 10k for the furniture and shit
Plus monthly out goings could be 1k depending on mortgage repayments
I have yet to make a decision on what to do stay or move
I know I'll lose the garden
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>talking with a failed normie friend about social medias
>tell him he's addicted to normiebook, literally always on it
>when he's not on normiebook on his computer he is on his phone
>"But I don't go on this for the same reasons as other people ! I want to know news about my friends, news from what's happening in the world etc"
>using facebook to actually get news on the world
>ever
>it's his only source of informations
>fucking brainwashed
>he knows that I often go on 4chan
>"You're the same ! You're addicted to 4chan, they brainwashed you into thinking that facebook is shit !'
Wew. I may be addicted to 4chan but at least I'm not such a faggot. I'm able to think freely thanks to a fucking chinese anime imageboard.
Are all normies like this ?
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I want an answer pls
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>4chan
>current year
Normiebook is the same shit as this
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>>37647915
youre both right normiebook is objectively worse because they have all your information and they actively push left agendas. Spending too much time on any form of social media/forum isnt healthy
I was watching some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle within the group so they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why girls are super slutty at a younger age.
I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOP FREEZE !!
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>>37647905
it's not possible because the most you can stop time for at most 9 seconds
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>>37647935
That's all you need
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Is that a... no.... it couldn't be....
the fabled....jojo reference...?!
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Any stories of narrowly avoiding death anons?
>be me, 17
>went to house party at some girl's apt that my friends knew
>she usually lives alone since parents work overseas
>invited us to stay overnight but we passed
>get a call next morning she died from carbon monoxide poisoning
>she was sleeping in the room we were supposed to be in
>still think about it 10 years later
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so youre saying you couldve gotten laid but instead you pussied out
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I used to really enjoy hamtaro, thanks for reminding me.
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>fell downhill skiing
>full speed to a stop with my shoulder, snapped my collarbone in two
>had it been a few more degrees would've landed on my head and snapped my neck
>Fell on a moped
>wasn't going very fast but slid off the road from a roughly meter wide gap between a metal barrier and a wooden electricity pole.
>Would've at least been seriously injured if not dead if I had slammed into either one.
>Out camping, open flame in front of our tent
>wake up with the tent filled with smoke and on fire, and got out right before the fucking thing collapsed.
Ah, childhood.
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This girl approaches you on the street, cum still dripping off her pretty face, and says,
>The past is the past, right Anon?
What do you do?
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>>37647737
>used goods
You are a butthurt faggot.
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I give her some tissues
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ask if I can lick the cake frosting off her body
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>Ok anon, for you final exam, I want you to write me an essay on your waifu and defend why she isn't trash. If I like it, I'll take your V-Card and be your qt teacher milf slave
What do you say?
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I'm not gonna betray my waifu and give you my v-card, the fuck is wrong with you. I might worship your legs for a bit but that's about it.
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>>37647791
t. Literal flaming faggot
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>>37647816
Fine, anal it is then. That doesn't count as losing you v-card right?
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Help me robots. Whenever I see a chubby girl, I can't help but fantasize about impregnating her and watching her grow and swell with my children. What's wrong with me?
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dont know - I myself just like fucking fat chicks
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>>37647666
She looks like my mom.
What are you trying to say Satan?
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Nothing at all OP. Chunky sluts are more curvy and give off a vibe of fertility.
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I just told my brother he's ugly, fat, lacks personality and should kill himself.
There's a demon inside me that makes me say shit I don't want to.
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Are you a femanon? If so, make it up to him by giving him a surprise kiss on the lips. Post results.
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>>37647662
Do this regardless of what gender you identify as.
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>>37647647
I'm pretty sure thats called schizophrenia.
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anyone wanna friend a depressed neet lonely black guy? 2017-06-11 08:19:23 Post No.37647624
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anyone wanna friend a depressed neet lonely black guy?
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my discord is some guy#0161
pls im dying of loneliness here
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>>37647624
become a cutie white girl and then my gf!!
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>>37647624
I don't like discord
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>>37647639
fine i will change to a white grill i guess
>>37647654
eh if you don't like discord, you can add me on my kik which is thegiganigga2000