You get to live this guy's life for a day. He's dating the girl in the pic.
What do you do?
>a girl likes me
it doesn't feel like real life
How do I learn to scam robots into giving me money like that Ciara girl? TIA!!
>tfw no gf even though im an objective 9/10
what's pussy like in real life? is it as disgusting as it looks? does it smell funny?
i'm not sure why i want to stick my penir in it, it's so gross. but i do
"I-I'm a virgin, anon, for real."
Stinky smelly and gross
H-How i-is s-stuttering l-like t-this s-sexy t-to y-you p-people? I-It m-makes y-you s-sound l-like a-a r-retard.
You know it's just simply shitposting and irony, right? Are people on this board actually so dumb they cannot figure out almost everything anyone says on here is not to be taken seriously?
help out an anon.
looking for adventure time season 1 download, cant find anything not super fishy
I know what a waifu is. What do they do? I want to know for a joke on github.
How much money do I need to save up to move out from my parent's house?
Its not about saving money, its about making enough money each month to pay rent. I also want to move out of my parents' house soon, but I dont make anywhere near enough money to rent an apartment in a good neighborhood
We all want to move out
You need at least 25k (pounds) for a deposit and then it's about 10k for the furniture and shit
Plus monthly out goings could be 1k depending on mortgage repayments
I have yet to make a decision on what to do stay or move
I know I'll lose the garden
>talking with a failed normie friend about social medias
>tell him he's addicted to normiebook, literally always on it
>when he's not on normiebook on his computer he is on his phone
>"But I don't go on this for the same reasons as other people ! I want to know news about my friends, news from what's happening in the world etc"
>using facebook to actually get news on the world
>it's his only source of informations
>he knows that I often go on 4chan
>"You're the same ! You're addicted to 4chan, they brainwashed you into thinking that facebook is shit !'
Wew. I may be addicted to 4chan but at least I'm not such a faggot. I'm able to think freely thanks to a fucking chinese anime imageboard.
Are all normies like this ?
youre both right normiebook is objectively worse because they have all your information and they actively push left agendas. Spending too much time on any form of social media/forum isnt healthy
I was watching some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle within the group so they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why girls are super slutty at a younger age.
I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOP FREEZE !!
Is that a... no.... it couldn't be....
Any stories of narrowly avoiding death anons?
>be me, 17
>went to house party at some girl's apt that my friends knew
>she usually lives alone since parents work overseas
>invited us to stay overnight but we passed
>get a call next morning she died from carbon monoxide poisoning
>she was sleeping in the room we were supposed to be in
>still think about it 10 years later
>fell downhill skiing
>full speed to a stop with my shoulder, snapped my collarbone in two
>had it been a few more degrees would've landed on my head and snapped my neck
>Fell on a moped
>wasn't going very fast but slid off the road from a roughly meter wide gap between a metal barrier and a wooden electricity pole.
>Would've at least been seriously injured if not dead if I had slammed into either one.
>Out camping, open flame in front of our tent
>wake up with the tent filled with smoke and on fire, and got out right before the fucking thing collapsed.
This girl approaches you on the street, cum still dripping off her pretty face, and says,
>The past is the past, right Anon?
What do you do?
>Ok anon, for you final exam, I want you to write me an essay on your waifu and defend why she isn't trash. If I like it, I'll take your V-Card and be your qt teacher milf slave
What do you say?
Help me robots. Whenever I see a chubby girl, I can't help but fantasize about impregnating her and watching her grow and swell with my children. What's wrong with me?