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Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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anime is for girls loser
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This, Cowboy Bebop and GTO are the best
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Where did the Kakyoin threads go these days?

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I never had a gf but at least _________
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>>38652086
i got a hand
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I never had to deal with a gf
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>>38652086
i'm going to die

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>Look Stacy and Tracy, under the Interests and Activities section he put "Likes Movies"
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My favourite activity is liking movies. I don't watch many, but i am very interested in liking movies
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I was j-just trying to play it safe so they think I'm normal just like them. I need this job man.
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>company has three people interviewing you
red flag

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Whites can NOT be robots

asian girls will literally hand their pussy to you on a silver platter

if your skin isn't tan or dark hop right the fuck out
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Where the fuck are these Asians then
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When you search her name you see her linkedin profile next to these pics kek. Why are roasties so dumb?
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>>38652034
where aren't they

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Walked pass a school, hear kids laughing, wonder what the fuck went wrong with my life
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they are laughing at you
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>>38652015
It's because you were made to wear those RIDICULOUS ties.
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>>38652050
sorry i worded that strange i meant they were laughing and playing generally they didnt even see me

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>never once cared about not having a girlfriend, always just thought whatever
>come to this board
>see a bunch of people acting like its the most important thing in life
>start thinking maybe i'm missing out after all?
>begin talking to girls to try and get a girlfriend
>eventually get one
>fun for maybe a week or two
>just a mate but with a vagina really
>whatever then
>starts becoming an annoying commitment
>she expects things of me i dont know what
>keeps wanting to go out
>started turning up at my house uninvited
>expected me to entertain her at my house all the time
>just wanted to make gooseberry jam and clean the piano
>started saying i was ignoring her because we never did anything
>dont even know how to do normie girlfriend stuff
>dumped her a month later because i couldn't be arsed with it
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>>38652003
the people here say they want gfs but do they even have the mental capacity/personality to keep/maintain one?
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>>38652033
You should make a thread about that.
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i want a gf to cuddle with on a cold night,
not a nagging heartless stacy that just wants to waste my money
sound like your girlfriend was the latter

My personality type is ISTP-T.

What does that make me?
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>>38651971
A pseudo-scientific retard.
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>>38651994
Really?


now im sad
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it makes you are a sociopath-lite who hates 99% of people excluding the handful that really understand him on a mutual basis

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>Spotify
>play pic related because p good album and kind of in the right mood
>hmm people must be thinking "whoa this guy is either not embarassed to nostalgia or he's just a simple mature guy that is not afraid of what people think"
>look at friends bar on the right
>some cool hipster guy of my age plays cool shit that resembles his cool persona and mature and indie etc etc chill art people thing
>his instagram is also cool and very artistic and he's kind of my 'rival', like i always show how my shit is superior to his, even though i sucked his dick once and he's just a very cool and chill and cute person, i wish i could be like him, or better than him.
>immediately embarassed of what i'm listening to
>*private session* listen to finish
>play cool patrician stuffs to clean up their thoughts about me and fix my persona. to redeem what i did wrong with myself

it just never ends, bros. i'm 24. fuck
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>>38651961
i think i will get into photography and show that i can take better pictures than him, i should also show people (especially his attractive female friends) that i have better vocabulary and better taste in everything.

but i also miss him, i wanna kiss him and suck his dick again. fuck i'm crazy
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am i supposed to be mad at hipsters, avenged sevenfold fans, social media, stealth gays, or what

help me out here op you're all over the place
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currently have been visiting /p/ a lot. maybe i will also get into /ic/ again, idk, i used to love drawing a lot but then depression kicked in and all passions lost. well at least i can play instruments and i can sing. when on my scooter i sing a lot and fantasize singing in front of his attractive friends, because damn hipsters are attractive. i gave up /fa/ but i might get into it again. it was a mistake to let my passions die.

listening to The Beatnigs now, pretty boring. but i wonder what they're thinking of me now.

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I'm the Asuka poster.

other people post her from time to time, but they are just imposters.
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that's sailor moon retard
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>>38651932
This is an anonymous board, and literally no-one cares
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>>38651977
that's why it's a good place to post secrets

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what does love feel like, /r9k/?
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Idk as your father
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>>38651946

>assuming his father didn't leave
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>>38651946
Wat
Also I would like to know what it feels like too.

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What's the deal with uncut dicks?
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>>38651914
>What's the deal with uncut dicks?
nobody knows
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>>38651914
>What's the deal with uncut dicks?
Nothing at all
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>>38651914
they're ugly that's the deal

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>be mixed race(half black, half white)
>wished I looked like young Howard Stern
>that manly narrow face and long locks of full hair
>looking like some heavy metal rockstar

Anyone else here wish they looked like Howard Stern when he was young?
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its not fair, why couldn't I look like howard stern
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>>38651891
Not even Howard likes looking like Howard stern. He never shuts up about how he hates being on camera and seeing himself in mirrors.
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>>38651947
he was a god when he was young, look at him man

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>"we fought in WW2 to end the Holocaust"
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>>38651870
>"the americans were a massive force in ww2 and ended the war, USA USA."
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Might sound like a brainlet, but wasn't the US more focused on Japan than Germany?
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>>38651912
yes, they only really started participating and fighting in the war after japan did pearl harbor in.

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>Grampa found the precum amulet
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auntie found the anal annihilator
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>mother discovered the urine universe
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>transfer totaled the futanari forklift

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>tfw she snapchats she just had an orgasm

We're all going to make it, though...right?
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Just delete her, idiot
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sounds like a weirdo sex pervert. Why would you fall in love with someone like that OP? Are YOU a weirdo sex pervert?!?
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>>38651812
>>38651856
Beggars can't be choosers, lads. I thought you guys would understand

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