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I JUST HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

>>38917279
I've made a FB like three times already, and each time I've just forgotten and given up on it in a week.

>>38917279
Social media is mostly fake. Go do something you want to do.

>>38917218
nah i'm pretty sure i'm retarded

>>38917218
a) 25
b) 110
c) 6

>>38917218
Is Sherlock any good?

>>38917167
lol enjoy your security vulnerabilities retard

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best shit man

What site you browsing?

>>38917163
do you have OCD and need two of every game?

>>38917163
There's a mark on your wallpaper.

You have shit taste in vidya

i failed my fucking exam

has anyone here ever been a bartender?
i heard they make a lot of money.

>>38917182
that's unfortunate anon
what exam was it? can you retake it?

also please come drink with me robots
https://www.kageshi.com/rooms/plsr9k

>>38917080
They're mostly bullshitters. Very familiar with these types of people as I was in the wards myself. Also best friend was always having to go various loony bins so I would spend a lot of time in those places too. The girls are such phonies and doing things purely for attention, most likely from their parents. Dressing all in black with black makeup, the whole deal. The guys there all have real problems in an immediately obvious way.

>>38917080
>women
>""""depression""""

Women don't even have emotions, anon. Stop getting jewed so easily.

>>38917181
How do you know for sure that they are faking it? It's hard enough as it is to even diagnose depression in the first place.
>>38917186
You're just being silly

what up, my lack of lying streak didn't last long but it was interesting while it lasted, it gave me time to look at the less apparent parts of my personality and my avoidance especially, I realise that i almost never take risks for fear of failure, even what most people don't consider a risk, like talking to strangers or going out to the shops.

>>38917151

You'd benefit from failing things. You should almost try to do things you know you'll fail, just to see that failing is OK.

Do you want to learn chess and learn to fail against me?

>>38917151
>lying streak
What drives you to lie? What do you seek to obtain out of lying constantly?

>Never take risks
I can understand that mental roadblock entirely. It is quite the gamble, especially since you will see that it often backfires on you. The best you can do is test the waters, see how much of a risk it can be as you go along, and hope in turn it is safer than you originally hoped.

>>38917013
>Just because we cross paths more than once it doesn't mean anything

This apparently means I'm stalking them though based on the uncomfortable looks I get

wow anon you're so dark and mysterious

>>38917045
I hate that shit.

Normies think they're so important that the whole world is out to rape/mug/murder them and seeing "creepy" guys just reinforces that belief.

>>38916960
People still use CD players?

>>38916960
I guess the CDs, because a mouse or headphones under $100 will suck ass.

>>38917105

Thought a mouse is good as long as it's in the $40+ range

Stop being such a sissy and man up.

>men and women are totes the same xD
-op

>>38916958
Only insecure men believe in "man up"

It's the same for those who believe in "alpha"

>>38916888
oh lol this was a great joke anon lol

Honestly, it probably was a funny joke, and they probably would have appreciated it in the proper context, but you fucking did it wrong, you autistic autist.

>walk up to group of people
>make joke in group of people
There was your mistake.
You're not socially allowed to just perform a joke out of nowhere for no reason.
It has to be highly relevant to the topic of the conversation, and the ONLY socially acceptable opener is "Oh, haha, that actually reminds me of a joke -", PLUS you have to then politely bring it back around to the original topic and continue conversing after you're done. Anything less will not do. You cannot joke for joke's sake. That isn't how social conversation works.

>>38916888
we'll laugh at you anon

https://www.kageshi.com/rooms/plsr9k

>>38916807

anon come be internet buddies with us

https://www.kageshi.com/rooms/plsr9k

>>38917093
Your link ain't workin', man.

I actually recommend going on the Hikkichan discord. Some people on there kind of suck, but I've met some really responsive people who don't care about petty things like "romance" or "gender".

>>38916800
nobody, my death will be a mystery (or an """accident""")

>>38916867

why bother killing yourself if you can't destroy a bunch of other people's lives too?

>>38916937
Because I don't give a single fuck

Saging, go on /soc/

>>38916799

BF application form

> Age
> Location (as specific as you like)
> Okay with LTR?
> Height & body type (thin/average/fat/muscles)
> Skills
> Hobbies
> Why are you a robot?
> Contact info

>>38916859

This is for robots only.

(originally)

people that don't care about their computers should not own computers
get yourself an ipad dummy

>>38916877
You can't deny computers are a pain in the arse to own.

I'm not a retard, I can use and maintain and PC better than most it's just such a headache all the time. I don't want a giant phone thanks.

>>38916877
This anon is right. Aside from less space, no disk drive, and can't play some games on it, etc. IPad is perfect for retards like me. I'm using it right now. I have a laptop too, but it's really slow and the pad is broken so I have to use a plug in mouse. Won't get another one until I'm no longer a poorfag and can afford a not shit laptop.