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Reminder to brush your teeth. I just looked into the mirror and found some tiny black spots on a couple of my teeth, also some weirdly colored spots. I try to brush my teeth regularly, but it's hard to remember when you're a garbage neet like myself. I don't want my teeth to rot away and I'm afraid to go the dentist.
Brush your teeth, anon!
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>>36018028
You don't even know how bad it gets. Thanks to a botched braces job I lost enamel on every single one of my teeth at ~14. It's been a very slow crumbling away ever since then. Right now I have no molars and damage to every single tooth. No amount of brushing can actually fix this problem but rather only slow it. To get an entire mouth of implants costs ~$50k American.
If you're fortunate to where all you have to do to avoid a fate like this is brush your teeth, then brush your damn teeth. This is no fun.
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>>36018028
If you drink a lot of tea or coffee it could just be stains. Go to a dentist and they can fix that for free.
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>>36018028
I brush once a day, sometimes once every other day. Will I be ok OP?
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What do you think Ari smells like?
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>>36018026
taco rolls and mexican farts
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>>36018026
degeneracy and STDs
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Probably lots of ourfume masking that weird milk smell Hispanics and whites have
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Okay, there's Tyrone, but what do you call the hispanic, asian and arab/muslim Chads?
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Fictional characters.
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>>36017994
hispanic : Jesus
arab : Aladdin
asian : Sasuke
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>>36017994
asian - Chang Long Wang
mexican - Enrique Del Grande
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>"Asalaam Alaikum, my brother. I have come to tell you that sadly the girl you have been pursing is no longer yours to pursue. She has chosen a life of leisure and quiet devotion with me in my palace. Sorry my man. But such is life. Insha Allah. Peace be with you."
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hi im a swedish national too
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>>36017862
Fuck off and get out of my country Sandnigger
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assalamu alaikum is how it's written you fag
allahu akbar!!!!
Does anyone else here eat all or most of their meals in bed? I eat almost everything in bed, especially for the past 3 weeks since I'm at home from work/school due to anxiety.
How degenerate is it?
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>>36017816
Eating in bed is the most based activity one can do.
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>>36017816
OP here, also I've started bringing my laptop to meals whenever I do eat at the table, unless it's quick meal
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>>36017816
no, i always eat at my computer desk. My roommate eats on his bed though, and sleeps in the midst of all the dirty dishes and trash.
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Join my discord so I have people to talk to while studying.
https://discord.gg/2W9fZfb
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>>36017787
Why? Why you? Why not someone else? Sell yourself, faggot.
>also studying
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>>36018039
What do you mean by sell myself?
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>>36018497
What makes you interesting? Why choose you over the other faggots? What are you studying? etc etc. I need to know what I'm getting into. I don't want to show up in discord to listen to you and your dakimura fuck each other in the ass.
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Alright, my dog that I've owned for 7 years is about to go through a surgery that might kill her. How do I emotionally prepare for the potential death of her?
This is her as a puppy
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>>36017776
it's a dog OP, does it really matter that much?
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>>36017776
As someone who thinks about his dogs death 24/7
Just do nice things with her.
Pet her lots. Walk her if you can.
Give her a reasonable amount of treats.
Do things you always wanted to do with her.
Dogs don't think about death as much as us, they just are in the moment.
I'm rambling mostly because im reflecting about myself and my dog but, best of luck to you friend
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>>36017776
Cute pupper
You've given her a good life, that's all she would want from you and that's all you can ask of yourself. I'm sure she's very happy, what more could she ask? All that said, dogs are actually quite tough when it comes to surgery recovery so try not to worry too much just yet senpai.
>>36017799
Faggot
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>Work at parents liquor store
>Morning shift, no customers
>Afternoon comes three good looking girls come in
>Hottest one grabs a bottle of barefoot wine
>"Can I see ID?"
>"I left it at home but I've shopped here before the other guy knows me."
>"There is no other guy, this is my parents shop."
>"I can pay for the wine."
>"I can't give it to you without ID."
>"Sarah lets just go.." says the second one.
>Third one, ugliest in the group
>"If I give you a kiss will you sell it to us."
>Contemplate for a second. I'm 31, never kissed a girl, never held hands.
>I decide to do it and the girl laughs at me, I keep my eyes open and look at the other two the whole few seconds the kiss goes down.
A week later my father tells me they are hired by the local PD to see if any stores will sell alcohol to underage kids. (They were at the very least 18 but not 21) I have to appear in court next month and I think I want to kill myself.
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>>36017726
Never trust a roastie. I hope you learned a valuable lesson.
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That's what you get you fucking cuck.
Save your parents the disappointment and kill yourself.
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>>36017726
maybe if you tell the court you're a kissless virgin they'll take pity on you
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>this man slaps your girlfriend's ass and offers you $100,000 for you each if she agrees to shoot a scene for BLACKED.com and you get to be the cuckold in the corner of the room
Do you take the offer?
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>>36017681
I dunno, 100,000 each is a lot of money
Would you accept us paying 10,000 each instead?
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>>36017681
I would just take money and break up with her afterwards. Not that I have a girlfriend, mind, but I can't imagine she would be worth more than 100000 dollars.
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>>36017681
>$100,000 for you each
So even if she leaves me for a nignog, I'd have enough money to attract another one. I'm game.
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How do I turn off feelings?
I wasn't popular with girls up until now. I lost weight, got a new hairstyle, changed my way of clothing, changed from "nice guy" to a more "idgaf" way of thinking, and also got a tattoo, all things girls apparently like about me now.
The thing is I have chances to fuck girls now weekly. Girls are messaging me that they wanna do stuff with me, go out drinking and shit like that, but I just don't want to. I somehow can't get sexually involved with a girl if I don't feel anything for her, and that's why I'm still a Virgin too (20 years old). The girls that line up to me are all good looking, but just boring normie roasties.
How do I change so I can I fuck girls I don't have feelings for? I know this might be the wrong place to ask but it's the only place I can think of and people sometimes get nice advice from here.
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>>36017640
My advice is just get drunk.
It sure helps me dealing with those people. But get not too drunk or you will not get stiff
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>it's the only place I can think of and people sometimes get nice advice from here
honey you're in the wrong place
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>>36017640
My advice is:
Fuck off normie.
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How are you all doing on this fine day? What are you going to accomplish before you go to sleep?
(by the way I don't care what your answers are)
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I'm trying to get through the workday and hoping to play a bunch of Persona 5 tonight.
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>tfw will be forced into a mental ward in 2 days
>tfw still no bf
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>>36017914
For what?
Oreg
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>one chance at life
>born american
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>once chance at life
>born as a nigger
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>one chance at life
>drops out of highschool
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>>36017620
>One Chance at life
>Born Potato nigger
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VP6Z3HI/ref=?tag=natdee-20
Thoughts?
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i'm 25 and it looks like fun
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someone make a pepe edit
additional wojak optional
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IT'S A SIGN
FROM THE PEDO GODSGet with the fucking times, robots. In Chink land they use little boys piss for cooking but I'm here to tell you it's better straight up.
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What in the mind separates a robot from a Chad? What exactly is it that we lack?
Self esteem? Determination?
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>>36017511
good looks which lead to innate self esteem and determination
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>>36017527
Nobody cares for looks if you aren't deformed.
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A big cock.
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What my /r9k/bros smoking?
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Marlboro Menthol 100's but for some reason this makes me want to smoke one of my stepdads expensive ass cigars. I might, we'll see.
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smoking is bad for you. i hope you know that.
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Parliament 100s
alternating American Spirit black pack too