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>he has an inner monologue/voice

just found out this was a real thing. always thought it was just a TV trope.

well, heres another thing to add to the list of what is wrong with me
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>>34259430
>another this to add to the list of what is wrong with me
wtf is wrong with you, an inner monologue is normal.
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You must be pretty fucked to think that isn't normal OP
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>>34259430
>>34259453
wew guess who's a moron than didn't understand the post? It was I! Suicide time.

Anyone else terrified by the thought of deflowering a girl?
Just thinking about it makes me feel dizzy and weak
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>>34259414
Haha, good thing we'll never get to, r-right?
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>>34259414
I've done it 5 times, let me tell you it brings out a whole new level of crazy in these bitches. Find someone more experienced for sure. Don't let them reveal their power levels and ruin your life.
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I've seen that bitch getting anally raw fucked by Rocco Siffredi. Deflo porn is for naive faggots....

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What jobs can you recommend for someone who can't drive
can barely carry 3 kilo's
is disorganised but knows basic computing
and has no social skills
pic unrelated
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>>34259376
>kilo's
why the apostrophes?
are you illitterate too?
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>>34259510
slightly
but trying to fix it
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>>34259510
why the two ts in illiterate?
are you retarded too?

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>When you waste 4 hours and counting watching regular show and you know you could be doing something better with yourself
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you could be watching a better show, like any anime
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>>34259387
Regular Show was based, pre season 3.
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hahahah what a fucking manchild

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im about to fail the easiest computer science course fuck
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>>34259329
>Think I failed 1st Bio 1210 quiz
>Got 11/20
>Got 9/11 on in call assignment
>Only 9 more rights go into the 11 for 20
>20
>2 planes kill 0 innocent lives
>11
>1 plane into the ground and 1 into the CIA
Is it a sign?
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Looks like Mills needs some sleep
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Just do it next year, learn from your mistakes.

That is, if they'll even let you do it again.

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>tfw prescribed lexapro

Do any of you robots take SSRIs? Care to share your experiences?
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Lexapro is the number 1 medication people are on when they go crazy.

People who are taken to jail for acting crazy and doing psyco things are on lexapro.
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>>34259249
Do you have a citation for that?
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Yeah I take sertraline (Zoloft) Its killed my ability to cum which Im still not sure is a good or bad thing, I can masturbate for like 30 mins straight and not get a tingle of feeling like im close to orgasming, most times I just give up and then my anxiety and depression flare because I worry about being able to have kids/being able to please women,

Another issue is that I lose interest in sexual activities very often, one moment im ready to go the next Im thinking about anything BUT sex.

Though It does help with my depression and anxiety quite a bit when im not doing sexual activities.

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We've had some luck during our last 2 invite sessions so it's time to go for a third.

This discord server was made to combat the numerous low-effort discord servers that get spammed here on a regular basis. Our policy is no attention whoring and no orbiting, this server is a place where robots, NEETS, and shut-ins can get some relaxed low-stress social interaction, and we intend to keep it low-stress for everyone.

Please check the rules when joining, feel free to jump into the discussion, the chat can get kinda dead at times as we are inclined to keep a smaller user base than most.

https://discord.gg/YVbkW

So far we have only had to ban 3 people, I'm hoping to keep that number low as this sever is based on mutual respect.
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Gonna go ahead and give this a bump for viability. If you've joined the server feel free to bump with your experience to encourage others to join. (if you like)
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top pals in this server

would recommend + 1
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So far so good. This invite link will be active for 6 hours. if the thread is still up after that and there's still interest I'll post another.

I finally made a facebook account only to realize I have zero friends for the past 12 years. Just thought you guys might want to see a dead man walking
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>>34259149
i'll be your friend, man
i-if you want
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>>34259149

FUCKING KEK

You cant even make this shit up, please dont tell me that is actually you OP
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>>34259149
Stop self loathing.

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>been out of high school for almost 3 years
>can feel myself getting stupider and slower every single day

does anyone else know this feel? I used to be a gifted kid too, then around late middle school the brain fog rolled in and never left. it's only been getting worse.
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I totally know that feel. Its gotten really bad lately. I dont even feel like playing mildly complicated video games like rpgs anymore. All my mind wants is mindless entertainment.
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That's not from lack of school

It's just the accumulative effects of fluoride on your brain my man, they dump that shit in the tap water and put it in toothpaste to dumb down the masses.
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>>34259240
I don't think that's true

I don't consume enough fluoride to get brain damage

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Post your google streetview and guess the country

Pic related
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nice thread notDoxingMyself/10.
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>>34259107
austria
the robot can blow me
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>>34259107

lol not gonna dox myself you dumb fbi sand nigga

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What am I supposed to be doing all day?
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working at your job
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Working hard so you can afford leg lengthening surgery. Looking at the perspective of this picture, you look like you're about 4 feet tall.
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>>34259127
>>34259301
>working
no thanks fag

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I ate a whole jar of pickles, how long until I die?
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>>34259099
Did you eat the jar as well, or just the pickles and liquid?
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32 years would be my guess.
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>>34259099
You won't, but you'll wish you did when all of that pickle acid starts eating away at your asshole.

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>be me
>be 15
>betaasfuck.jpeg
>class is split up for science lab; did my lab the day before
>go to check on my friends who do have the lab
>group of girls who have also have lab spot me
>"eww anon's in our group"
>"a-actually I did the lab yesterday"
>audible sigh of relief from the group
>"thank god I hate him"
>"what are you still doing here go away"

How was high school for you /r9k/?
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That's fucking horrible. I'm sorry you had to deal with delusional bitches who think they're above everyone else.
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>be 15
>ironicaly buy a satanist book
>read it for the lols
>leave it out during 9th grade sceince class not knowing any better and leave to the bathroom
>entire class is black
>come back
>all the chairs and people from my table are fucking gone
>everyone stairs at me as i walk in
>ohfuckwhayhappened.jpg
>literaly called devil
>life was never the same since then

And after that day,i got in a totall of 12 fights during my entire highschool career.
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>cooking class
>sitting at round table with my cooking group
>teacher is sitting with us
>downtime, everyone just chatting
>not talking to anyone at the table
>teacher just looks at me and goes
>"You're not like the rest of us, are you anon?"
>just tried to smile and play it off

Still sticks with me today

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>make it 8 days nofap
>throw it all away 10 minutes ago

I feel dirty
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you are dirty, and more over, inconsistent. Get a fucking grip over the life you control.
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>>34259028
No fap is overrated pseudo science bullshit

Day 3 here
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>>34259028
Fapping is healthy. Nofap is Broscience incarnate

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>Asian rub and tug cheaper than legitimate massage
>Asian massage part actually better than white girl massage, even without handjob.
How is this possible?
Shouldn't illegal sexy time cost more? Is this just another example of how white girls fail at everything?
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Exactly. White women are trash and deserve every bit of pain they get in life.
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>>34258991
Those asian girls spend all day giving hand jobs. of course they are good at it
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>>34258991
how do you go about doing this? are you allowed to touch them while they do it?

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