>On holiday with parents
>Already masturbated 3 times
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>Anon why are my bits so much bigger than yours? My willy is twice the size of your willy!
because i have a measly 4 inches anon. Its, uh, sctually oretty embarrasing that you found out.
>you will never frot with that delicious cock
>set a date with a girl I've been talking for a couple weeks
>after a couple of small talk decide to kiss her
>mfw she just put her tongue out and doesn't move it
>it literally looks like I'm trying to kiss a dead fish with a tongue
at least I was fucking her 2 hours later
Would you date a girl who is 3/10 in terms of looks (in your opinion) but has a 10/10 personality (in your opinion)?
Such a girl is probably too good for you. She was too good for me.
NO TALKIE BEFORE I'VE HAD MY FROGGlE
Please anon, wait a little longer before making this thread. I haven't finished my tea yet
They're usually over tired from their job, having got home in the late afternoon and stayed up too late, trying to make the most of the few hours that they have to themselves. I was hardly ever tired before I started working, but after getting a job, I pretty much have to have a coffee in the morning so that I don't fall asleep on the job. Maybe I should just start going to bed earlier.
with /sonic/ ofc
any aussies kickin about tonight?
how was your weekend lads?
it was dank asf my dude
spent weekenb up in thredbo was dOPE
Any Robots ever been to Jail or prison?
>Jail or Prison?
>For how long?
>What was it like?
How /r9k/ become so fucking pathetic?
What about originality attracted betas and virgins?
When /r9k/ was first created, it was just a slower version of /b/ with no memes. For a brief moment, serious discussion could be had on 4chan. Within 4chan however was a section of the userbase that needed an outlet to bitch about their miserable lives. Having no board to call their own, they were a people without a country, and so once /r9k/ was made they settled here, having nowhere else to go. Eventually serious discussion more or less ceased and was replaced by frogposting and memes.
I think we're seeing the same phenomenon repeat itself today with the incessant trapposting - as there exists no /trap/ board, the section of 4chan's userbase that's into feminine penis have to go somewhere, and /r9k/ seems to be the board of least resistance. It remains to be seen if /r9k/ will undergo a second transformation into a de facto gay/trap board as the frogposters and feelfags fade into history, just as the gentlemen of old /r9k/ did.
>I think we're seeing the same phenomenon repeat itself today with the incessant trapposting - as there exists no /trap/ board, the section of 4chan's userbase that's into feminine penis have to go somewhere, and /r9k/ seems to be the board of least resistance. It remains to be seen if /r9k/ will undergo a second transformation into a de facto gay/trap board as the frogposters and feelfags fade into history, just as the gentlemen of old /r9k/ did.
That is BS. /lgbt/ exists after all.
>the absolute state of modern "sexually liberated" women
until I was 24 I never touched a girl but they weren't mean to me either, found me funny but ignored me... had a 8/10 female friend for 3+ years then (not exactly friend zoned, just a friend)
last months of university I meet 8/10 cute girl at birthday party of another female friend ("your weird anon come to my party, we need to find you a gf")
get hooked up immediately, 3 months of ultra cringe rehabilitation into social life happen, first kiss after 6 weeks (she almost quit as it was that bad), first sex a lot later (like a retarded rabbit)
took me another 2-3 years to start trusting people and stop talking about insane shit all the time, old friends from school still greet me with "hey anon, funny you didn't murder anyone yet"
still to this day I fall into this creepy attitude when cute girls surround me but they don't notice anymore, have courage now towards all girls, could have banged 2 5-6/10 girls who hit on me since, did not obviously
gf is loyal for 6+ years now, didn't become fat or pregnant but wants to move together, come to her friends regularly for social training, had sex around 640 times until today
have been sick and weak for most of those years but started boxing (still zero muscle gain) and somehow became a lot more attractive (better posture I guess), easily 7/10 appearance now
I tried tinder once and really elite girls liked me but immediately stopped conversation after few seconds of chat
once gf threatened to quit if I didn't better up (get some shit together), roughened up back then and felt like I could get another one in < 1 year if needed
still have 3+TB of porn stockpiled if bad things should happen, gf knows about this, finds it ok and watched some with me...
what am I ? is this some kind of chad/beta limbo ?
I'm a national Bolshevik. Communism would be a good ideology for us unemployed robots to follow if we pair it up with nationalism. Who's with me?
Conservatives want to take away our NEETbux.
If you have right wing opinions you're not a robot.
Just discovered that I'm 5'8
>"Why didn't you dress up anon?"