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neck urself
>pls be in V E G H E L

saged

porridginal

why dont you make me an enchilada and we can talk about whats bothering you, Consuela?

>>38438694
High testosterone levels..

>>38438694
because most serial killers are men

>>38438951
you'd think that there'd be at least one qt mass murderer though. the closest we've got are blonde roasties who all they did was like stab their husband to death because they were on their period or some shit and then got off scot-free because they claim they're bipolar

You don't, Satan.

>>38438666
>666
>Nice trips?
Just wait for her to leave the group and ask her when shes alone

You don't. Here's the guide to asking out women:

>Befriend girl
>Try to build chemistry
>If chemistry is there, tell her to text you sometime
>If she's into you she'll ask for your number. If not then she'll ignore the fact she obviously doesn't have your number.
>If numbers are exchange then text her asking to hang out

Done.

>>38438656
>They will not kill you
Then what's the goddamn point anonymous

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>>38438675
They wouldn't be your friend if they killed you, you'd just be another vic

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Jeff. I like his sense of humour and I find him attractive. I'd like to be able to show him kindness since he never had any meaningful relationships. It would be fun to be in the 80s going to gay bars with him.

happened to me all my life.its worse when your the youngest in the family too.

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>>38438570
You and normalfags have something in common. Neither of you are very perceptive of yourselves.

because you don't broadcast social cues in a normal way so they can't read you. they don't want to offend you or make you fly off the handle. they don't feel comfortable interacting with you so they resort to "lowest common denominator" socialization, which is being overly nice

iktf

Nothing compared to this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

>>38438561
He sounds like such a cool guy. His voice is so unique. Poor fella, I hope he's at peace.

>>38438561
The nurse got me to watch this when I was in the hospital detox.

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>>38438466
Drugs r bad friend

>>38438466
>smoked weed for 2 years straight
>stop for 6 months since January
>feel literally as high since the last time I smoked, which is not really
what the hell
is this normal?
how much longer should I put off weed till it comes back?
or am I just chasing the dragon at this point?
maybe I should exercise?

>>38438466
get into research chemicals (1p-lsd)

how can emotional warmth even compete?

water can be for real warm last time I checked

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>used to shower for like half an hour sometimes just because I loved hot showers so much
>would sit down under the showerhead in the bathtub and just curl like OP's pic
>mummy got a new bathroom installed recently
>new bathtub's taps are directly under the showerhead
>can't sit in the shower anymore because the taps digs into my back
honestly ruined one of my few pleasures in life

ive got nothing left

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>>38438403
>he falls for armchair meme psychology articles
taking long warm showers is just comfy, it's not some deep symbolic trait

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>blurryclockpepe.jpeg
Time keeps moving faster and faster. 2018 will be here before I know it.

Anyways, i guess this year has been alright. Very tiring though. One more year of college to go.

Akarin's birthday is coming up on the 24th, so im gonna do something for that.

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Life is suffering intermixed with occasional thoughts of my waifu.

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>>38438356
>How has the year been treating you so far?
badly

the mods were deleting every britfeel thread the other day, i think they want it gone too

Anglos are easily the worst. Even Canadians and burgers are better.

>>38438288
it's weird, those threads have been here for quite some time and I only visited them like 3 times. and people barely go to those threads to troll.

rip, another general

3/10

origagi

>>38438212
underage b&/10

oreganalli

>>38438212
No one on this board is old enough to know who this is.

>>38438136
A couple of links on how to get the game running OP

http://imgur.com/4kH5mP8

https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1471/48/1471480770723.png

Nice one annon.
I really liked SH 1 and 2.
Sadly i am a pc fag and could never get a decent machine to run 3 and onwards.
What i loved about the hame was the ambient music, and the long unhabited spaces that didn't have monsters or anything action related in the fog world.
As for the lore i went as far as watch Jacob's Ladder, read some blogs here and there and even search for the comics.
To me 1 and 2 had the most relatable stories to both young and mature players.
I wish to some day have the time and disposition to play them again and update in the rest of the saga.

>>38438367
Hey annon. I honestly think its got one of the best soundtracks to any game series, I mean listen to this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLvkFv_9fI

I have never managed to read the comics but I will probably give them a go once I get paid.

grats anon! what was your dream ?

>>38438127
Great movie, think I'll watch it again soon. Also great soundtrack by TMGE, one of my fav bands

>>38438127
You must not have had a good dream. I guess they can't all be winners, right?

>>38438126
>that kid who invited his friend for a round of videogames and raped him

>>38438126
>that kid that got so pissed that he slammed the door and shattered the glass window

>>38438126
>that kid who ate pencils in class and was the reason nobody had any pencils
>also the kid who punched a kid for cutting him in line
>that kid who threw a rock in the air and broke a girls skull, nobody gave a shit

I got fucked over

>>38438024
Fucked over what? A bench? A counter?

Roomed with this psycho milf for a while. Sex was great but things fell apart quickly