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>>39233963
Assuming this is real (it's not)
It was probably a trap so they could embarrass you. Girls only unironically do that shit for turbo chads.

I bet you can guess why I'm single

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>>39233963
I don't beleive this story. Regardless I will post mine.

>end of second last year of highschool
>hot emo type girl in the year above has a thing for me
side note I still have no explanation for this 6 years later
>try and flirt with her
>fail miserably but she is some how still not put off taking it as cute
>first kiss with her after an exam
>invites me out with her friends
>daily texting gets more and more sexualy charged
>penis like an i-beam 24/7 in anticipation
>on the train there
>palms are sweaty
>mom's spaghetti
>start having a panic attack
>arive at my stop
>can't get off
>on the way home tears in my eyes
>phone lighting up but I can't even bring my self to look at it
>never hear from her again
pic related ever since

>>39233963

Do you legitimately have Asperger's? Girls did this to me to like 6 times. They do it to embarrass you and make you look retarded as you get interested or as a part of truth and dare or some shit. You let out the right response. Girls rarely ever do this shit seriously even if it's to a chad.

>>39233895
>this is not the girl i fell in love with
tell her that, if she truly cares about you she wont go to that party, if else, break up..i know it's hard but trust me, after oribiting myself a girl from when i was 12 up until i was 18, only the first few weeks before you find a new one will be painful

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Dude, you're gonna get cucked if you tell her not to smoke

>>39233923
How can I tell her that without it sounding like "Don't do it or we'll break up"?

Fat engineering husk

>>39233844
pure unaltered human garbage

>>39233844
pathetic worthless dumb retard

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It's a lot more believeable than some magic old man who said "yeah okay" and made stuff out of nowhere

>>39233524
Seriously, go fuck yourself. The theory of evolution simply makes sense. It's pretty much been proven, all it takes is a little bit of time and genetics. I personally see no reason why this nixes the concept of religion, just changes it up a bit.

>>39233524

And here you have me, who doesn't believe in anything but myself. Knowing the evolutionary theory only matters if you live more than 100 years, which the overwhelming majority of us will.

In my opinion, origin theories have zero practical application, unless you're some sort of ecosystem engineer, or under direct threat from a deity.

I cannot comprehend the value of anything unless it is practical, dangerous or brings direct, guaranteed satisfaction to me. Arguments about origin theories are as useful as eating cardboard.

Dad gives Harold a firm handshake expecting to get a job without any experience in the medical field
Harold gives him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>39233458
a firm handshake is no match for a lethal dose of morphine
Handshake dad will try to disarm Shipman of his loaded syringe, but no handshake is fast and firm enough to escape Shipman's well-trained hand as he pushes the plunger, filling Handshake Dad with enough morphine to kill a rhinoceros

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There can be only one, Champ.

>>39233188
That feel when my ex had perkier versions of what you posted. They were perfect 10/10. And somehow the rest of her body was slim af.

I wish I'd ducked her more when I had the chance.

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Probably gross, because they're flabby and awkward and feel like pic related.

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>>39233188
>tfw can't find anyone interested in ANR

dating hasnt changed, the women have

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>>39233088
Internet, social media, and smart phones ruined everything. Plus feminism poisoning young girls.
>women can have thousands upon thousands of admirers by just simply using faceberg or similar

>>39233088
Sexual revolution.

we are all gonna die out.

>>39233042
Anyone who wears diapers and is older than a toddler needs to shot in the head. There is simply no excuse not to do so.

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>>39233053
It's comfy. Don't know why you feel so strongly about something harmless

>>39233042
Nice.
>>39233053
So seniors who have urinary or fecal incontinence should just be killed and shot to death?
Also diaper fetishes are top tier and patrician.

>>39232999
>physically attractive without deformities
>has stable high-paying job that he loves and is passionate about
>has offline hobbies he is passionate about but won't obsess over
>has a good group of friends showing he is sociable
>intelligent
>kind, nurturing, caring, friendly, good-natured in general
>humorous but not in a dark or edgy way
>can maintain conversation with people from different backgrounds because of his wide array of knowledge
>romantic and good in bed ;)

>>39233040
this is all that women want eh?

None. I have absolutely no interest in romance. Nil.

Why are blacks so stupid? The fuckers should go back to Africa and whites to Europe.

>>39232903
That witch wouldn't say something like that.

She's even a SEA nigger herself.

honestly fuck black people

>>39232709
I imagine the world must seem like a very different place. People admiring you the moment you walk into a room, opposite gender throwing themselves at you, employers eager to have you on their staff regardless of your qualifications... free shit from all directions. This shitty planet is probably not so shitty in the eyes of beautiful people.

They live on tutorial mode, literally nothing can go wrong.

>>39232907
mohammed could throw drain cleaner in their face

I think it's mainly just luck dude. I doubt there's anything especially bad about you when compared to the rest of r9k. Good luck.

>>39232688
The successful ones go through a lot of assholes before they find someone who won't ghost them.

>>39232688
What's an LDR? Not exactly new fag, never had a chance to ask someone what it means though.

>>39232611
Show your profile first, are you catfishing or not?

>>39232611
Sounds cool. I'm "A". Is it a fake account?

Whats the opener?

Wow, feet are fucking weird

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Knock yourself out kid
(Beta weirdos these days..)

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>>39232574
feet are so fucking disgusting
i can understand people with a loli fetish,rape fetish,gore fetish, just about anything
but anyone with a foot fetish makes me want to fucking retch

>>39232460
This feels like an incomplete thought.

>>39232491
It's very simple. Realms of heaven and hell exist. We're in a realm right in the middle of the two, and look how hard it is here. Imagine the worst torment you possibly can, now understand that such a terrifying thought is just an image, and the reality is a millionfold worse, and far beyond the image you imagined.

>>39232460
So according to your pic related we will be born again after we die?